Need a new Church name - FAST?? Here's how!
In article <8d9ton$gl6$1@bugstomper.ihug.com.au>, "Robin Lawrie"
<robinl@s054.aone.net.au> wrote:
>Tired of being LORD DAMAGE THE MERCILESS? Or arriving at a munch to find six
>other submissives called "peaches"? Well look no further! Help is at hand.
>
>> The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
>> "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by
>Dav
>> Pilkey:
>>
>> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
>> a = stinky
>> b = lumpy
>> c = buttercup
>> d = gidget
>> e = crusty
>> f = greasy
>> g = fluffy
>> h = cheeseball
>> i = chim-chim
>> j = poopsie
>> k = flunky
>> l = booger
>> m = pinky
>> n = zippy
>> o = goober
>> p = doofus
>> q = slimy
>> r = loopy
>> s = snotty
>> t = falafel
>> u = dorkey
>> v = squeezit
>> w = oprah
>> x = skipper
>> y = dinky
>> z = zsa-zsa
>>
>> Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine
>> the first half of your
>> NEW last name:
>> a = diaper
>> b = toilet
>> c = giggle
>> d = bubble
>> e = girdle
>> f = barf
>> g = lizard
>> h = waffle
>> i = cootie
>> j = monkey
>> k = potty
>> l = liver
>> m = banana
>> n = rhino
>> o = burger
>> p = hamster
>> q = toad
>> r = gizzard
>> s = pizza
>> t = gerbil
>> u = chicken
>> v = pickle
>> w = chuckle
>> x = tofu
>> y = gorilla
>> z = stinker
>>
>> Use the last letter of your last name to determine
>> the second half of your
>> NEW last name:
>> a = head
>> b = mouth
>> c = face
>> d = nose
>> e = tush
>> f = breath
>> g = pants
>> h = shorts
>> i = lips
>> j = honker
>> k = butt
>> l = brain
>> m = tushie
>> n = chunks
>> o = hiney
>> p = biscuits
>> q = toes
>> r = buns
>> s = fanny
>> t = sniffer
>> u = sprinkles
>> v = kisser
>> w = squirt
>> x =humperdinck
>> y = brains
>> z = juice
>
>Yours sincerely,
>
>Loopy Liver Tush
>(Robin)
>--
>"Well I take time out for an
>occassional thrashing..."
> - Odlaw, Where's Wally?
--
Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!
www.subgenius.com
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Subject: Re: [FLUFF] New scene name
From: Steve Slack <obnostic@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: obnostic@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 2:50 AM
Message-ID: <38F97214.9789B228@yahoo.com>
What an amazing ontological breakthrough.
Love,
Snotty Picklesniffer
Friday Jones wrote:
> >> The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
> >> "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by
> >Dav
> >> Pilkey:
> >>
> >> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >>
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Subject: Re: [FLUFF] New scene name
From: bubbleghost <bubbleghost@hushhushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 3:29 AM
Message-ID: <0tqifso4nvvi8af5qce09a9thl7plv44lt@4ax.com>
On Sun, 16 Apr 2000 06:50:44 GMT, Steve Slack <obnostic@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>What an amazing ontological breakthrough.
>
>Love,
>Snotty Picklesniffer
>
Indeed, it is...
Warm regards
Buttercup GiggleTush
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Subject: Re: [FLUFF] New scene name
From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (Gidget Pickleshorts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 12:15 PM
Message-ID: <38f9e798.394571288@news>
On Sat, 15 Apr 2000 20:08:56 -0400, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
Jones) was kind enough to write:
>Need a new Church name - FAST?? Here's how!
Not bad.
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Subject: Re: [FLUFF] New scene name
From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 3:48 PM
Message-ID: <u06kfsctse95ap3valp7o4rqqmjuofisd5@megaHAL>
lumpy giggle buns
or
snotty pizza tush.
*sigh*
i hate them both.
--
"and my friend said, come inside of me
and your speakers are telling the truth." --the verve
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Subject: Re: [FLUFF] New scene name
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 6:38 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R1604001838350001@news.tiac.net>
In article <38f9e798.394571288@news>, davidvoth@ihateclowns.com wrote:
>On Sat, 15 Apr 2000 20:08:56 -0400, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
>Jones) was kind enough to write:
>
>>Need a new Church name - FAST?? Here's how!
>
>Not bad.
It was all the rage in soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm and I just HAD to share.
--
Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!
www.subgenius.com
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