The Mystery Of The Guy Who Had Dents In His Head Shaped Like Bowling Pins
a murder mystery
Officer Maloney lived in a town, and hadnít had a case for days. Officer Maloney saw a frog. Suddenly the frog multiplied into dozens of other frogs and they all had a collective intelligence of 3! And they stormed earth with an evil alien robot with red eyes the size of frying pans!!!
So the town hired brothers Bub and Flub to do justice to the evil group of frogs controlling a giant evil alien robot which, was destroying the town. Bub was really strong and could fly when he wanted to. Flub couldnít really do anything but he had a seductive dancing midget with red eyes the size of frying pans which he could make dance at will. He knew nothing about the midget- short of commanding it to dance, he could not comunicate with it. What he did not know, that the midget was a supergenius but could only speak the language of gerb, which is spoken by only two other people. One of the is a minotaur named naked bob with red eyes, the size of frying pans and the other one is an egg beater. Which is dead. Anyways, whenever he commanded the midget to dance, anyone passing by the midget would suddenly throw money into the hat in front of the midget. All their money. If they didnít have any money, they would have to throw an article of clothing in the hat. They had no choice. Once he positioned the midget in front of a castle with an evil alien guard with red eyes, the size of frying pans patrolling so that everytime the guard passed he had to take off an article of clothing. Soon the guard was naked and he ran away, so Bub, and Flub could steal the jewel from the castle except Flub fell over because he was really ugly so the midget helped except the midget was too short so when he tried to climb the wall he fell in the lake so Flub got him out while Bub got the jewel, which made them super-rich so they bought a house which was shaped like a big mouse which was made out of cardboard. They had heard the stories about peoople building houses made out of chocolate so they made it out of cardboard so they could eat it without fear of it melting. Except that they forgot they couldnít eat cardboard.
Once Bub and Flub and the midget defeated the robot they had a new problem to deal with: naked bob. This was not the minotaur that spoke gerb, this is another naked b ob who was made out of meat. With feathers and little pieces of wood stuck in it. They had the feathers like sticking out of it so he could twirl around and tickle people. He had red eyes the size of frying pans. Once he dressed up like a banana. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was funny cause they all knew it was him because the feathers stuck out of the banana costume since it was made out of yellow twine. The feathers made him bleed and choke and cry because they stuck into his meaty body. He didnít mind the wood. He was immune to wood. Whenever anyone would ask him why he didnít pull the yfeathers out, he said that the chihuahua wouldn,t, not let him. This was enough for most people, he always thought because they always seemed to leave when he said that, just like they did when he tried to eat cake. However, he was not named cake bob. His name was naked bob, and he had red eyes the size of frying pans, and he was very insecure about both of these thigns. And this is why he was feared by all the residents of the town, because he would inflate a rubber glove and put it on his head, entertainign small children until they went into comas because he would hit them with huge hammers as he walked down the street with this rubber glove tied to his head. The children did not mind because he wore this rubber glove on his head for an extremely humorous effect, but all the adults except for those who sold drugs to elementary school students, who had red eyes the size of frying pans, were worried. So Bub and Flub hit him with a telephone until he died, and everyone was happy and lived happily ever after except for Bub and Flub who died.
And they died in a house where a mysterious murder had been commited, which Officer Maloney was called upon to investigate. On his way over to investigate, he was attacked by an evil monster with green teeth!!!!!!!! He shot it. ,,It had red eyes like the size of frying pans. When he arrived at the house, the police officer, with red eyes the size of frying pans checked his ID and let him in after hitting him with a bowling pin. The body in the bowling alley (the house had a bowling alley) had dents in his head shaped like bowling pins. Nobody knew how he died. But Officer Maloney deduced "due to the shape of the dents in his head, I bet somebody hit him with a bowling pin! or several." "Wow Officer Maloney, you are extremely intelligent and your amazing abilities to deduce facts astound me" said the police officer who checked his ID and then hit Officer Maloney with a bowling pin until he died. Because he was really the bowling pin killer! So he hit himself with a bowling pin until he died because he was a criminal and police officers kill criminals. Then everything was good because the bad guy was dead. Except for a new, more malignant menace which was storming the town- a monster with fangs and purple pimples on its face with red eyes the size of frying pans. It was named Bob. Bob went to a prophet who told him a story of two elephants who lived in a magical town. The elephants names were Sally and John. And they had to go on a quest. So they went to the spooky cave. When they got there, they opened, the door. There were monkeys on it. No, they were like tied to it so that when somebody opened the door they would scream. So then they got board. So they fell apart. So Bub and Flub were called upon to defeat the monster and after a long fight they killed it. So then they died again. But the monster was gone so that was ok. And they went to heaven.
However, after thismonster was vanquished, came an even more feirce menace, the cheese killer. this cheese killer would steal little babies and make them eat cheese until they were so full that they blew up. And Bub and Flub oculd not helpe this time because they were being held captive by evil devils, who were in cahoots with th echeese killers, heaven. And of course, The town ha no escape from these evil killers. What were they to do?? It was, necessary for them to locate a new preson who could save them from this horrible fate- a trew hereo, a night in shinging armor. So they fougnd Sir. Warrant. "Cube it your best shot! they said." to sir. warrant. Sir. warrant lived int he land of shapya nd had to tavel very far from shapy tin order to arive at the town,but when he did fhe found that the town was in the dephts of the terrible sickness. They had pnk dots all over their afaces, and they threw up very oftten during to the sickness. Help sus, sir warrant, "they said." with your wisdom, you are are only hopefrom finding some osort of cure of this sickness. "So sirr. wararnt went to ses awise man far int he east ino rder to help him sdissocver the fu The Cure fOr this sicknes. wHEN he told the wizard his story the qizard was shocked. The wixard said, "Is there no stop to this madnss!??" and told sir watrrant that the only cure lay an another continent where the bood bood tree gows. Ge the fruit of the boog boog tree, said the wizard, and only then whill your people be free from this terrible liness. So Ser Warrant wen t yout to find the goob goob tree.
The first person that he found on his quest for the goom goom tree was a very strange man who seold bricks. "The foom foom tree, siad he, lies very far to the west" . So sir watrrant wen to the west where he found another man. "The foog foog tree lies very far to the north, sir" said the man. So sir warrant went north until he found another man, who was selling straw." The joog joog tree lies very far to the east said the man. So Sir warrant went east until he foundd a man selling shets.. "I donít know said the man." So sir warrant went to the sout h vwh
He found the joob joob te! he took it back to his people. On the way to find the moob moob tree he fought many fierce battles.
once her arrive cback at the town his people, who were left of the, greet ed him with royal chers. "Horay, aour saingt,t the braive tinght woraant, has renturned once again to free of this iterrible inlens."
The brought them the froot of the froog froog tree and they drank of its jusicesa nd were cured. So now thery wre ably to fight the terrible monster- the cheese monster, with red eyes the size of frizing pans!!!
After a lonf and fierce battle, the monster was foughtled byy sir warant/ Annd the people rejoiced in nowing that there babies were now safe.
FOUR YEARS LATER
THE WORDLD HAS BECOME A TERRIBLE PLACE> IT IS RUN BY ROBOTS AND EVIL MONSTERS> AND A TERRIBLE DRAGON WHICH HA D RAVAGED THE LAND CENTURIES AGO HAS RETURNED FOR VENCGACEN AND FOOD
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