RADIO SAFE! And it's a rerun, a real oldie. Hour of Slack #535, from 1996. It's WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON X-DAY, in excruciating detail. It features what may well be the most forceful (and informative!) rants ever delivered by both Rev. Ivan Stang and Dr. K'taden Legume, sermons recorded in moments when those worthies were totally caught up in the thrall of "Bob" -- divine messengers, as it were, helpless to do anything but preach the hardest truths of SubGenius Orthodox Dobbsian doctrine. Punctuating these heart-staking sermons are some of the most intensive so-called "Media Barrage tapes" from the 1980s, especially segments from St. Byron Werner's historic cassette collage masterpieces "Space Age Bachelor Pad" (the actual origin of that hipster genre catch-phrase) and "Dougs, Drugs and Doctors." Voices heard from the old SubGenius Media Barrage tapes include Dr. Philo Drummond, Hellswami Satellite Weavers (the great SubGenius "ur-illustrator" narrating into a tape deck on a drive through Meteor Crater, Arizona), Former Pastor Buck Naked, Dobbs' bodyguard Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Pope Michael Flores and even Janor, back in the olden days. We should have been running this episode annually, and would do so henceforth, were not X-Day imminently nigh.

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UFO-related collages from early 1980s SubGenius Media Barrage cassette tape albums
1980s interview clips
Ancient "Bob" songs, hym excerpts
G. Gordon Gordon, Buck Naked, Janor Hypercleats, Baby Stang, Drummond, Hellswami Satellite Weavers

Stang Rant on WHAT HAPPENS ON X-DAY (from HoS 448; portions ended up in the book REVELATION X)

Old Media Barrage Tapes -- mostly St. Byron Werner's "SPACE AGE BACHELOR PAD"

SubGenius Media Barrages: Inframan clips; Hellswami Satellite Weavers on Yetinsyn; Buck on Yetinsyn; The Prescriptures (Stang)

Stang END TIMES RANT, possibly from Hour of Slack #61, live on KNON-Dallas -- ranting over The Swingin' Love Corpses' "Drivin' 3-Note Jam"

Dr. K'taden Legume: COMPLETE RANT, professionally recorded at Madison, Wisconsin devival: "The River Is Rising" and actual recording of miraculous healing by Dr. Legume of audience victim

Ancient DK Jones SubG Dallas PO Box outro

Stang's Greatest Radio Rant on HATE, possibly from Hour of Slack #61



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