Hour of Slack #1337 - 7 AM July 5, "2011" - Awaiting the Xists

PG: 58:56  Internet XX: 69:32

We had so hoped that we wouldn't have to produce this particular show; we had hoped that our Pleasure Robots and Sex Goddesses would edit it for us. Much of this show was recorded (on a video camera operated by Stang) on the last day of the 14 X-Day Drill, the morning when we awaited the Saucers from Planet X and once again got shafted instead of beamed up in a shaft of light. Various songs and other live Hour of Slack business from the Wisteria stage build up to the recordings of the Moment of Truth, which had to be edited considerably for the broadcast version. This Internet version, however, is not only uncut but has a bonus extra 9 minutes of blather and palaver from the participants as we all tried to work out why the aliens keep NOT Rupturing us up to our promised Escape Vessels. Considering that this was the 14th time we've been let down, and technically the 16th year we've Drilled, the gathered SubGeniuses were pretty good sports about it. The louder participants include Dr. K'taden Legume, Dr. Hal, Papa Joe Mama, Princess Wei, and Rev. Susie the Floozie. Incidentally, this whole Drill was shot in 3D by a documentary crew, although their project is about SubGenius in general rather than just this festival.

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LOG of THIS EPISODE:

1 Hour of Slack live at Wisteria, with Dr. Hal, Papa Joe, others - Last Show!-7am X 01:15

2 Hour of Slack live at Wisteria, with Dr. Hal, Papa Joe, others - 5d-f-7AM rest, pain, $250-pay 04:01

3 Ask Dr. Hal: Are You Ready for the Rupture? - 7am 01:00

4 6 Fisted Tails of Connie live with Priestess: X-DaySong#999! 01:54

5 Hour of Slack live at Wisteria, with Dr. Hal, Papa Joe, others - 6-30m-7AM-Rupture! 05:01

6 Hour of Slack live at Wisteria, with Dr. Hal, Papa Joe, others - To Torture Mrs. Darden - Revenge / Playboys 04:52

7 The Kleptones: It's Not the End of the World  00:40

8 Stang Intro, credits 00:53

9 Hour of Slack live at Wisteria, with Dr. Hal - 5o-&AM-Hal DylanThomas-ENDin 24hrs 02:08

10 7 AM July 5 video edit - The Countdown(s) 15:05

11 Ask Dr. Hal live: Why No Xists? -7AM? 01:24

12 7 AM video edit 2 07:02

13 Rev. Royal de Capitator: Electromagnetic Intro 02:46

14 7 AM video - They've Given Up Hope 01:03

15 Rev. Phat ManDee & Princess Wei- Somewhere Over the Ranbow 01:55

16 Credits PhatManDee 00:27

17 Fall off the BACKSIDE! 00:03

18 7 AM video - Four More Beers 06:36

19 Stang - fake After X-Day Interview 00:54

20 The Large: Last American Turn 00:30

21 End Credits X 00:48

22 7 aAM video edit end 09:00

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