SHOR-DUR-MAR!!!
STEP RIGHT UP! Test your mettle and win your little Sweetie a Sacred Certificate of Short Duration Marriage(tm).
FREE
SHORT DURATION DIVORCE(tm) IF NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED!
Simply fill out this EASY TO SWALLOW Shor-Dur-Mar License and the Ceremonies will begin.
SubGenius(tm)
Man
Woman
Gentleman
Lady
No-Account Son-of-a-bitch
Slut
Bitch Goddess
Ultimate Stud
Yetinsyn
Po' Bucker
Bonobo Chimpanzee
High Epopt
Right Hand
Left Hand
Sexual Device
Household Appliance
Prairie Squid
House Pet
Car Keys
Condom
Pin-Up Photo Model
Sex Toy
Inflatable Love-Doll
Farm Animal
Alcoholic Beverage
Herbal Medication
Album
Movie Star
Hallucinated Alien
Abductor
Currency
Job
Comic Book Character
Pink Human Dupe
What is the Name of your Beloved?
SubGenius(tm)
Man
Woman
Gentleman
Lady
No-Account Son-of-a-bitch
Slut
Bitch Goddess
Ultimate Stud
Yetinsyn
Po' Bucker
Bonobo Chimpanzee
High Epopt
Right Hand
Left Hand
Sexual Device
Household Appliance
Prairie Squid
House Pet
Car Keys
Condom
Pin-Up Photo Model
Sex Toy
Inflatable Love-Doll
Farm Animal
Alcoholic Beverage
Herbal Medication
Album
Movie Star
Hallucinated Alien
Abductor
Currency
Job
Comic Book Character
Pink Human Dupe
What is your preferred Short Duration Personal Savior for this Marriage?
JHVH-1
The Fightin' Jesus
Ra
Connie Dobbs
G'Broagfran
Odin
The Devil
NHGH
Yahweh Uno
Shiva
Kali
Mohammad
Hendrix
Isis
Astarte
Hecate
Thoth
Pan
Mammon
Eris
Elvis
C'thullhu
Curly
Bill Hicks
The Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer
He Who Waits
How long do you wish for this Period of Sanctified Coupling to last?
nanoseconds
microseconds
milliseconds
seconds
minutes
hours
days
weeks
months
fortnights
years
decades
centuries
millenia
SHOR-DUR-MAR!!!
