SubGenius Video DVDs

Each DVD-R shown below features separate tracks for each film and/or segment, with hypnotic menus for navigation, and some come with bonus multimedia. All our DVD-Rs work in ALL REGIONS. UNRATED. Not suggested for children of Humans. Any director's commentary that you might hear is coming from inside your own head. Click on box thumbnail to see larger image.

$14.95 ARISE! DVD (REVISED 2005 version)

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SEE... the erotic life and gory death of swinging Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

HEAR...
the secrets of a mind-altering alien sex conspiracy which promises to destroy all human society -- PRAISE "BOB"!!

THINK... for the VERY FIRST TIME!

This is the SubGenius video to go buy. Vividly presents the LIVING SEED-WORD PROPAGANDA of DOBBS, compressed into one eyeball-slamming 86-minute editing tour-de-force that shoots the dogma straight up your optic nerve and deep into your brain. Narrator Dr. Howll takes the initiate on a soul-wrenching journey deep into the very bowels of the Church. Includes "THE LIFE OF "BOB," a perfect introduction to the Church for your illiterate friends.

FILM THREAT called this "One of the 10 Must-Have Underground Videos."

10,000 collage clips of bizarre Badfilms illustrate the narration - plus ELECTRONIC ANIMATION OF THE GODS, and riveting LIVE devival rants by all-star preachers, with music by DK Jones, Mark Mothersbaugh, Drs. 4 "Bob," Negativland, Slack master Cleve, Lonesome Cowboy Dave. Rare glimpses of Dobbstown... 'behind the scenes' peeks at SubGenius Radio Doktors in surgery... even captured FBI footage of DOBBS HIMSELF. YOU WILL ACTUALLY WITNESS the astounding, blood- drenched scenes of the ASSASSINATION OF "BOB!"
Digitally Restored Directly from the Original 1-inch High-Resolution Master Tapes
This version was revised by Ivan Stang in 2005 to replace or otherwise improve hundreds of shots with new computer animation, better copies of old footage, fantastic new graphics, plus some modern devival and doktorband clips. Old shots were shortened to make room for new shots, but not removed.


GET EVEN WITH EVERYONE YOU HATE,
SIMPLY BY WATCHING THIS!

"Now THIS is a cult I can join!" -- Robert Vaughn Young, former high-ranking officer of Scientology, commenting on ARISE

NOW INCLUDES 1 HOUR OF EXTRA FEATURES:

6X-Day Mini (10-minute music short)
Music Video: X-Day's A-Comin' King of Slack
DOBBSTOWN travelog (Sosodada)
PLANET X OR BUST (music video by El Queso)
Rev. Cobblestone's MAPPED-OUT 2
ONAN'S CONFESSION
The SUBGENIUS COMMERCIAL
BUG PORN $1
The X-Day Commercial
ARISE! Deleted Scenes!

$14.95


$26.95 DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD Set

Released August 2004

$26.95


$14.95
X-Day Drill 1998

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AWARD WINNER (Dallas Video Festival). Here it is, remastered and slightly trimmed for DVD, the end of the world on YOUR TV!  6 cameramen died to bring you this hellfire-paced, nudity-tainted glimpse into the churning guts of SLACK -- the four day end-of-the world festival condensed into 1 hour 44 minutes!  See the Battle of Armageddon, Naked "Bob"tisms, the top preachers in full-on rant mode, Anti-music from Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Bill T. Miller, JHVH Hates Phred; Hideous Nude Blood Wrestling, More Ranting, the Countdown, Stang's Humiliation.  Learn why we're still on Earth (IF THIS REALLY IS EARTH!)!  STUPIFYING computer animated intro by Champion Jack Codini. Extras include the 23 minute 5X-Day 2002 video and more.

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xday98sm.jpg (6100 bytes)Click the pic to see the 1998 X-Day Report on SubSITE with many stills from DVD scenes.

$14.95


$14.95 STANG LIVE 2005 DVD

3 Sermons on The Word of "Bob" by Rev. Ivan Stang

2 one-hour rants, covered by multiple cameras at Winterstar 2005 and Starwood 25 -- plus a short excerpt from the insane Detroit Devival of 2005.

The WINTERSTAR '05 rant takes place indoors at a fancy ski resort, with a smaller crowd, and is relatively informal. The sermon at STARWOOD 25 is presented with a special rearscreen projection of Dobbsedeliasteses before a large audience of neopagans at an outdoor festival. Unlike the diatribes and jermemiads delivered to dues-paying, ordained SubGenii at nightclub Devivals, these Stang-rants are not "preaching to the choir." Starwood and Winterstar audiences, being largely new to SubGenius doctrine, require a more explanatory, hard-sell approach. Also, unlike at Devivals, the audience is not trying to out-yell the preacher. Thus, these sermons make good watchable introductions for those new to the Church.
The Detroit clip is more typical of what one might see at a true SubGenius devival -- delivered spontaneously in a rock-n-roll bar, between band set-ups.

$14.95


$14.95 GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY

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Over 2.3 hours of rarities (replaces 2 of the older VHS collections)

NIGHT OF SLACK -- The legendary 1984 San Francisco revival at which "Bob" first 'died.' Pope David N. Meyer, The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name, Dr. Hal, Rev. Ivan Stang, Pope Sternodox, Doktors 4 "Bob".

MAKING OF MTV/SUBGENIUS (1991)
You'll "LAK TO DIE" when you see Dobbs in a flying saucer, blowing up the MTV building; the stop-motion death in flames of Barbie and Ken; live recreations of two SubGenius book covers; and Dobbs being worshiped by slinky devil-girls in Hell. During the sometimes surreal shooting, we also shot this 40-minute look behind the scenes.

The SUBGENIUS ART SHOW AT PSYCHEDELIC SOLUTION GALLERY, NYC (1990)

"Bob's" LUNCH HOUR starring Dr. Philo Drummond as "Bob" (Started in 1977 - finished in 2007)

UNSEEN INTERVIEWS:

Dr. Hal interviewed re: "Bob's" Shooting, 1984

LIES (Paul Mavrides), Pope Sternodox and Puzzling Evidence - uncut footage from 1981 World SubCon videos, shot for Showtime "What's Up America"

LIES & Puzzling Evidence - 2-minute "interview" from 1985

Dr. G. Gordon Gordon Goes Fishing with Snavely and Philo - 1991

$14.95


$14.95 PSYCHLODELIACA DVD

The Oilslide Collection

The first hour of this program was made by Rev. Ivan Stang specifically for projection at live stage shows, devivals, raves, etc, and presents pure eye-candy and instrumental music with only the occasional Dobbshead or OverMan peeking through. The second hour involves shorter pieces, animation/music videos focused on "Bob," made mostly by Stang since the Dobbsedeliasteses collection was done. Almost all of these can be seen in gritty no-res teeny-vision on YouTube or Google Video, but many excited SubGenii who have seen these projected at live shows have asked for these trippy visuals on DVD.

Stellar Garbage             23 min.
Bonfire Dreams 1            7:30
Bonfire Dreams 2            7:30
Frop Pipe Dreams/I Blame God     17:27
Jes' Pretty 2            12:44
Jes' Pretty 1            17:17
Attention: Spazzblaster            5:54
Dobbsaanisqatsi         4:53
PreScriptures 35        3:55
Bobliography 90        4:54
Drumbased RealBob            2:13

Music on Bonfire Dreams: from A.C.E. Starwood jam CD of that name
Music on Frop Pipe Dreams: Lamprey Systems
Music on Jes' Pretty 1: The Swingin' Love Corpses
All other music, all animation: Rev. Ivan Stang (color Dobbsheads by Nenslo, Ken Huey)

$14.95


$14.95 DOBBSFILM Shorties DVD

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30 new short SubGenius™ films, computer animations, music videos and indescribabilities from The Church of the SubGenius™.

Rev. Ivan Stang • Champion Jack Codini • Fernandinande LeMur • IMBJR • Saint N and Hellena Handbasket • The El Queso All Stars • Burning Man • Onan Canobite • FEDCOMS • more

Includes
DAY OF THE SUBGENIUS (Bolex Brothers)
MTV-SubGenius Commercial (Stang, Mothersbaugh)
XXX-Days barrage (ADULTS ONLY)
ADVENTURES IN TEEN LIFE (Codini)
LOST TV AD STARRING "BOB"!
Let's Visit Dobbstown (animation by Ivan Stang)
Music Videos: Saint N & Hellena Handbasket's Total Faith & Instant Instructions
Art of LeMur 1999
Codini-toons: Fascist Funnies, Get Down With My Sickness, A Guy, A Girl, A Dobbshead, Intermission, Desert Fox, A Lot of You
Web Movies by the maniacs of alt.binaries.slack
Art of IMBJR - 1999
El Queso All Stars: Save Your Soul for "Bob"
Art of Stang
Burning Man 2002 SubGenius Camp -- music by Lamprey Systems
The Confession of Onan Canobite
X-DAZE 1996-1998
Single Gun Theory
Sect, Satire or Satanism? documentary

$14.95


$14.95 Club No DVD
clubnoSM.gif (6168 bytes)Barrage-edited footage from a spectacular multi-media devival which benefited from a number of new elements: REAR SCREEN VIDEO BARRAGES to go with the preaching, stripping, and a great Head Launching Catapult. With Rev. Susie the Floozy, Rev. Ivan Stang, Pope Sternodox Keckhaver, Band of One, others. St. Joe Riley's editing and use of subliminimal clips from badfilm make this rival ARISE. You'll FEAR BLINKING.

$14.95


$14.95 As They See "Bob" DVD

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A complete remix, much of it previously in the VHS tape SubGenius Interviews. These are various reports on the Church -- some from the world of Big Pink Media, others by SubGeniuses working in disguise within Pink media.

Main feature is the legendary SubGenius classic, Something New to Die For, by the late Rev. Sverre Kristensen, which is an expertly edited remix of bits of all our other videos. This version is made directly from one of his Danish PAL original dubbing copies.

Most are made from our originals and look sparkling. Some are made from ancient Betamax tapes of TV broadcasts.

Channel 4 News, Dallas, 1980
Showtime's What's Up America (1981)
CNN 1983
Channel 7 San Francisco (1984) Shot at Victoria Theater, San Francisco, just before the Night of Slack devival.
Ch. 11, Dallas talk show (1985?)
MTV news ('87) with Kurt Loder
Protest 1988 CNN
BBC's "Things to Come" (1989) -- With the Bay Area Drs.: Howl, LIES, Puzzling Evidence, & Cordt Holland
A Current Affair (1990) Shot at SubGenius Foundation HQ
SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR by Rev. Sverre Kristensen/Rev.Gutzilla Bloat '93
BENEATH THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS (Kurt Kuersteiner)
Rev. Ivan Stang on The Jon Stewart Show (Fox) (Feb. 7 1995)
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS: SECT, SATIRE OR SATANISM? (Kurt Kuersteiner)
Minneapolis TV News – SubG World Tour (w/ Legume & Circus Apocolypse) 1996
Stang on Ch. 8 Fox News, Cleveland 1999
Dr. Philo Drummond on Fame

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$14.95 PreDobbs STANGFILMS DVD

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Short Films and Videos
by Rev. Ivan Stang
Sacred Scribe
of The Church of the SubGenius

REPRODUCTION CYCLE (sample still)
Let's Visit THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE (30-minute short version)
• MTV-SubGenius Commercial
Love Without Anger clip (for DEVO)
MONONUCLEOSIS claymation
ARISE Censored Scenes (now also in ARISE! DVD)
• Indian Rope Burn Red Light music video
X-DAZE 1996 - 1998
plus award winning shorts
including The Wad and The Worm

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$14.95 STANGFILMS DVD 2
WORLD OF THE FUTURE Director's UnCut

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This is the UNCUT, RESTORED version of Rev. Ivan Stang's 16mm black and white underground movie, Let's Visit the World of the Future. In 1973, while still named Doug Smith, Stang removed 20 minutes from this 45 minute film because... well, because David Lynch hadn't been invented yet, and these scenes were freaking people out. In 2004, Stang re-transfered and restored the censored scenes. THIS IS NOT A SLICK FILM. But it is a SICK film, made sicker by restoration.

Also included: a crude but intense 5-minute introduction made by Stang specifically for an interactive public showing in 1974, and The Human Animal -- an 8mm monster movie by Stang and his brother.

We have also included these companion pieces:

REPRODUCTION CYCLE (1975 claymation "porn") (sample still)
BUG PORN (2003)
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$14.95


$14.95 6X-DAY 2003 DVD

REVISED with 6 Bonus SHORTS

NOW COMES WITH 2nd ACCESSORY DVD containing:
10 & 13-minute alternate cuts
Dobbsedeliasteses Out-Takes
Cobblestone's Mapped-Out 2
and more

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Exactly like an Hour of Slack X-Day radio show, except that you can see it. Shot mostly in DV by Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, Rev. Steve Chekey & Princess Wei "R." Doe at Brushwood; edited mercilessly by Stang. Heavy use of identifying subtitles and nudity, with Rev. Susie the Floozy, Jesus and Magdalen, Rev. Nickie Deathchick, Sister Decadence, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Rev. Ivan Stang, Rev. Alex, Rev. Pee Kitty, Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Sifu and Legume's butts, Rabbi's chest, the Hell Bonfire, the Alien Ball, the horror of 7 a.m., Insane Clown Bat Pussy, teabagging, and Lonesome Cowboy Dave. THE AMINO ACIDS in concert plus musical tracks by Cozmodiar, Gary G'broagfran, The Great Groovy Neptune. The 6X-Day cut is 62 minutes.

ALSO INCLUDED: Music videos X-Day's a Comin', Planet X or Bust, 1955 home movies of "Bob" and Connie, the X-Day COMMERCIAL, excerpts from a Cleveland devival in 2004 with The Amino Acids, Man, and Nickie Deathchick; plus bonus BUG PORN educational featurette by Stang with hundreds of nude insects and lesser creatures, POSED THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM!

$14.95


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