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New Sacred and Divine Crap!
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Qty:	Dobbshead Cloisonne Pin
	COLLECTOR'S ITEM, back in stock. This has been one of our most popular items. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" nickel-plated brass pin looks expensive as hell! Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. Just like the Masons have, only cooler. Let potential business/sex partners know which side you're on. This fancy 4 color enamel pin also doubles at a tie tack. Perfect for those important business meetings, golfing, short duration weddings, funerals, sacrifices, orgies or just watching TV. No SubGenius should be without one. Finally back in stock! $10.00

Qty:	Dobbshead Cuff Links
	BRAND NEW PRODUCT. Tasteful, subtle 7/8" faux-metal cuff links make you look slick, like a cult Mafioso. Designed by Dr. Hal Robins. These positively radiate power and suaveness. No one will guess how cheap they actually are. 4 color enamel face is backed with cuff link attachments. With these, you can blend in with Normals while retaining your Dobbs-given powers of Enslackenment. Nobody who's anybody doesn't have a set. Set of Two: $16.95

Qty:	"BOB" CONDOM
	J. R. "Bob" Dobbs promised to save your sanity - now he will save your sex life, too! Have protected sex with any human, without fear of disease or half-breed progeny. NOT A JOKE! However, we must inform you that the Dobbshead is not printed on the condom itself, but only on the packaging (as shown). Therefore, this is not a way to get "Bob" inside you; it is, however, the best possible way to lure somebody else inside your bed. The scientists at Condomania Inc. are working to find a way to print the Dobbshead directly on the rubber using nontoxic Prairie Squid ink. (Don't hold your breath, however. Order now!) For more condoms by SubGenius artists such as Rev. Winston Smith and Rev. Robert Williams, see the Condomania Catalog 6 for $5.95

Qty:	CONNIE CONDOM -- "The CONNIEDOM"
	Let CONNIE catch that errant seed before it hits something dangerous, like an ovum. Too impregnable for impregnating, except by the heartiest supersized Yetis. NOTE: Conniehead (IMBJR version) is printed on the packaging but NOT the rubber. Some people seem to feel that having a face tattooed on their insides isn't worth the fun of watching the face distort when the condom is worn. Our labs are searching for a way to use nontoxic Prairie Squid ink on these otherwise standard "Coney Island Whitefish." For these condoms in bulk, see the Condomania Catalog 6 for $5.95

Qty:	REVELATION X
	The 1995 sequel to The Book of the SubGenius, the Last New Testament, HAS BEEN REPRINTED! Either the greatest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed ever created, or a self-help book from Hell, REVELATION X is darker, deeper, more detailed, louder and funnier than The Book of the SubGenius. This HUGE (200 pages) tome of PURE DOCTRINAL RANTING and HIGH-POWERED GRAPHICS is so utterly and relentlessly TRUE and SLACK-IMBUED that old-time SubGenii, and newcomers alike, will laugh 'till their guts bleed and befoul their pants in sheer astonishment. God's Answer to Fundamentalists -- shove this book into ANY orifice and watch it GO! BACK IN PRINT IN A REVISED EDITION FROM THUNDER'S MOUTH PRESS! $18.95

Qty:	*THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON*
	NYES! A THIRD SUBGENIUS TESTAMENT! The NEW (Oct. 2006) encyclopedia of abnormality — 240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released SubGenius writings that will SHOCK those who thought surely everything must be contained within the previous books. All-new revelations re: the Mystery of X-Day; Connie Dobbs; Subicide; Slack Magic; SubGenius Kooks; “Bob’s” Dark Secrets; The Earth-Mars Switch and infinitely more! From mighty Thunder’s Mouth/Avalon. Size: 7" x 9" Weight 13 oz Contents: WRITTEN: Ivan Stang 44%, Nenslo 14%, Onan Canobite 8%, Philo Drummond, G.G. Gordon, Dr. Hal, Susie the Floozy ~4 % each, 45 others <2% each. GRAPHICS: LeMur 18%, Heart Ignition 18%, IMBJR 9%, Nenslo 7%, Espira 4%, Stang 5%, Hellswami Satellite Weavers 3%, Atom Funway 3%. Ignatz Topolino 1%, Hal Robins 3%, 49 others ~1% each Calories 100 From Fat 50 Total Fat 333 g (147% daily) Cholesterol 10 mg (3%) Total Carbohydrates 440g (220%) Sugar 75g Protein 0 g Contains: Caffeine, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Guar Gum "... A lousy piece of lousy crappy crap..." -- Nenslo "A rip-roaring rollercoaster of a read!" -- Publisher's Weekly "...(written by) brain damaged retarded moron drug addicts ON DRUGS..." -- Nenslo "A rollicking page-turner from cover to cover!" -- Wired "Halfwit jackass bastards will JUST LOVE it." -- Nenslo "Brilliant satire... threaded with true wisdom!" -- People "Use it for toilet paper!" -- Nenslo $17.95

Qty:	INWO SubGenius Game
	This is a hundred-card non-collectible set from STEVE JACKSON GAMES, written and designed by Steve Jackson and Ivan Stang, featuring over 100 full color art pieces provided by the greatest artists of alt.binaries.slack. It can be played independently, or incorporated within SJG's sprawling ILLUMINATI NEW WORLD ORDER universe of TOTAL PARANOIA. The set of 100 cards is usable by itself, and includes rules for a 4-player common-deck game, using four Church of the SubGenius cards (with different art, of course). Each represents a different faction of the Church, fighting for control, Slack, and that unending flow of dollars from the mindless Pinks. You can also drop other INWO cards into a SubGenius game, or vice versa! "I am exceedingly proud of this, our last major "publication" before X-Day. Although in its own unique medium, this role playing game mini-universe ranks right up there with the authorized books and pamphlets in terms of PURE PSYCHEDELIC HOLINESS and TWISTED PARANOIA." -- Rev. Ivan Stang (1997) Here's a preview (from 1997) $16.95

Qty:	X-Day Drill 1998 - now on DVD
Click to see larger version	AWARD WINNER (Dallas Video Festival). Here it is, remastered and slightly trimmed for DVD, the end of the world on YOUR TV! 6 cameramen died to bring you this hellfire-paced, nudity-tainted glimpse into the churning guts of SLACK -- the four day end-of-the world festival condensed into 1 hour 44 minutes! See the Battle of Armageddon, Naked "Bob"tisms, the top preachers in full-on rant mode, Anti-music from Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Bill T. Miller, JHVH Hates Phred; Hideous Nude Blood Wrestling, More Ranting, the Countdown, Stang's Humiliation. Learn why we're still on Earth (IF THIS REALLY IS EARTH!)! STUPIFYING computer animated intro by Champion Jack Codini. Extras include the 23 minute 5X-Day 2002 video and more. CLICK HERE FOR COMPLETE LOG OF DVD CONTENTS Click the pic at left to see the 1998 X-Day Report on SubSITE with many stills from DVD scenes. $19.98

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GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY dvd

Click here for Back Cover

Over 2.3 hours of rarities (replaces 2 of the older VHS collections)

NIGHT OF SLACK -- The legendary 1984 San Francisco revival at which "Bob" first 'died.' Pope David N. Meyer, The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name, Dr. Hal, Rev. Ivan Stang, Pope Sternodox, Doktors 4 "Bob".

MAKING OF MTV/SUBGENIUS (1991)
You'll "LAK TO DIE" when you see Dobbs in a flying saucer, blowing up the MTV building; the stop-motion death in flames of Barbie and Ken; live recreations of two SubGenius book covers; and Dobbs being worshiped by slinky devil-girls in Hell. During the sometimes surreal shooting, we also shot this 40-minute look behind the scenes.

The SUBGENIUS ART SHOW AT PSYCHEDELIC SOLUTION GALLERY, NYC (1990)

"Bob's" LUNCH HOUR starring Dr. Philo Drummond as "Bob" (Started in 1977 - finished in 2007)

UNSEEN INTERVIEWS:

Dr. Hal interviewed re: "Bob's" Shooting, 1984

LIES (Paul Mavrides), Pope Sternodox and Puzzling Evidence - uncut footage from 1981 World SubCon videos, shot for Showtime "What's Up America"

LIES & Puzzling Evidence - 2-minute "interview" from 1985

Dr. G. Gordon Gordon Goes Fishing with Snavely and Philo - 1991

$19.95

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PSYCHLODELIACA DVD

The Oilslide Collection

The first hour of this program was made by Rev. Ivan Stang specifically for projection at live stage shows, devivals, raves, etc, and contains pure eye-candy and instrumental music with only the occasional Dobbshead or OverMan peeking through. The second hour involves shorter pieces, animation/music videos focused on "Bob," made mostly by Stang since the Dobbsedeliasteses collection was done. Almost all of these can be seen in gritty no-res teeny-vision on YouTube or Google Video, but many excited SubGenii who have seen these projected at live shows have asked for these trippy visuals on DVD.

Stellar Garbage             23 min.
Bonfire Dreams 1            7:30
Bonfire Dreams 2            7:30
Frop Pipe Dreams/I Blame God     17:27
Jes' Pretty 2            12:44
Jes' Pretty 1            17:17
Attention: Spazzblaster            5:54
Dobbsaanisqatsi         4:53
PreScriptures 35        3:55
Bobliography 90        4:54
Drumbased RealBob            2:13

Music on Bonfire Dreams: from A.C.E. Starwood jam CD of that name
Music on Frop Pipe Dreams: Lamprey Systems
Music on Jes' Pretty 1: The Swingin' Love Corpses
All other music, all animation: Rev. Ivan Stang (color Dobbsheads by Nenslo, Ken Huey)

$19.95

Qty:	ARISE! DVD (NEW! REVISED 2005 version)
Fabulous Nenslo "RealBob" cover Dobbshead Click here to see Back Cover VIEW SAMPLES on Google Video	SEE... the erotic life and gory death of swinging Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs HEAR... the secrets of a mind-altering alien sex conspiracy which promises to destroy all human society -- PRAISE "BOB"!! THINK... for the VERY FIRST TIME! This is the SubGenius video to go buy. Vividly presents the LIVING SEED-WORD PROPAGANDA of DOBBS, compressed into one eyeball-slamming 86-minute editing tour-de-force that shoots the dogma straight up your optic nerve and deep into your brain. Narrator Dr. Howll takes the initiate on a soul-wrenching journey deep into the very bowels of the Church. Includes "THE LIFE OF "BOB," a perfect introduction to the Church for your illiterate friends. FILM THREAT called this "One of the 10 Must-Have Underground Videos." 10,000 collage clips of bizarre Badfilms illustrate the narration - plus ELECTRONIC ANIMATION OF THE GODS, and riveting LIVE devival rants by all-star preachers, with music by DK Jones, Mark Mothersbaugh, Drs. 4 "Bob," Negativland, Slack master Cleve, Lonesome Cowboy Dave. Rare glimpses of Dobbstown... 'behind the scenes' peeks at SubGenius Radio Doktors in surgery... even captured FBI footage of DOBBS HIMSELF. YOU WILL ACTUALLY WITNESS the astounding, blood- drenched scenes of the ASSASSINATION OF "BOB!" Digitally Restored Directly from the Original 1-inch High-Resolution Master Tapes This version was revised by Ivan Stang in 2005 to replace or otherwise improve hundreds of shots with new computer animation, better copies of old footage, fantastic new graphics, plus some modern devival and doktorband clips. Old shots were shortened to make room for new shots, but not removed. GET EVEN WITH EVERYONE YOU HATE, SIMPLY BY WATCHING THIS! "Now THIS is a cult I can join!" -- Robert Vaughn Young, former high-ranking officer of Scientology, commenting on ARISE NOW INCLUDES 1 HOUR OF EXTRA FEATURES: 6X-Day Mini (10-minute music short) Music Video: X-Day's A-Comin' King of Slack DOBBSTOWN travelog (Sosodada) PLANET X OR BUST (music video by El Queso) Rev. Cobblestone's MAPPED-OUT 2 ONAN'S CONFESSION The SUBGENIUS COMMERCIAL BUG PORN $1 The X-Day Commercial ARISE! Deleted Scenes! $19.98

Qty:	STANG LIVE 2005 DVD
	3 Sermons on The Word of "Bob" by Rev. Ivan Stang 2 one-hour rants, covered by multiple cameras at Winterstar 2005 and Starwood 25 -- plus a short excerpt from the insane Detroit Devival of 2005. The WINTERSTAR '05 rant takes place indoors at a fancy ski resort, with a smaller crowd, and is relatively informal. The sermon at STARWOOD 25 is presented with a special rearscreen projection of Dobbsedeliasteses before a large audience of neopagans at an outdoor festival. Unlike the diatribes and jermemiads delivered to dues-paying, ordained SubGenii at nightclub Devivals, these Stang-rants are not "preaching to the choir." Starwood and Winterstar audiences, being largely new to SubGenius doctrine, require a more explanatory, soft-sell approach. Also, unlike at Devivals, the audience is not trying to out-yell the preacher. Thus, these sermons make good watchable introductions for those new to the Church. The Detroit clip is more typical of what one might see at a true SubGenius devival -- delivered spontaneously in a rock-n-roll bar, between band set-ups. $19.95

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12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 21

Heart Ignition cover

see back cover by IMBJR

Disk includes detailed text logs and 12 one-hour high-res MP3 stereo sound files, with shows #998 - 1008 (June to August 2005), plus XXX-Rated Hour of Slack #7. The 8X-Day episodes are heavily laden with Dr. Howl and Dr. Drummond with Rev. Stang on live radio.

HoS 998 - X-Day
HoS 999 - "Bob" and X-Day
HoS 1000 - Special Episode!
HoS 1001 - Secrets of The Conspiracy
HoS 1002 - 8X-Day
HoS 1003 - 8X-Day/Starwood
HoS 1004 - The Con Vs. 8X-Day
HoS 1005 - Philo & Hal Vs. The Con
HoS 1006 - Sex, Drugs and Keywords of 8X-Day
HoS 1007 - early man vs. the drug war
HoS 1008 - - Ask Dr. Howl

XXX-Rated Hour of Slack #7

Still Only $14.95

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HOUR OF SLACK #984 - SubGenius "ALBUM SAMPLER"

Cover by Heart Ignition

See his back cover art!

Hours of Slack are either given away in MP3 on SubSITE, broadcast on the radio, sold in archival collections in MP3 on CD-R, or sold as a subscription on plain audio CD with separate tracks. We didn't sell individual Hours of Slack... until NOW!

One or two cuts each from all SubGenius albums: Bobsongs, Media Barrages, live radio -- a little of the best of everything from 25 years of SubGenius productions. Unamimously declared one of the best Hour of Slack episodes ever, yet it's almost entirely composed of old classics. A GREAT starter for newly-Endarkened SubGenii. 35 tracks in all, including "WHAT IS DOBBSTOWN?"

Click here for TRACK LIST

$14.95

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MEDIA BARRAGE #3: "Sex, Sickness and Slack" CD

Front by Heart Ignition

See Back Cover by Heart Ignition

Maybe it's a good thing that we sorta kept this one under wraps for such a long time. Some sections are not tame even by today's standards, and this was assembled mostly in 1980. Includes early talk radio appearances of Dr. Philo Drummond and Rev. Ivan Stang, the beginnings of Doktors 4 "Bob," and the legendary Puzzling Evidence TAPES (before the radio shows). Also in this 80-minute collage are some very rare and rude "bootleg" pieces from now-famous comedians that were not known for such raunch in their day. Intensely insane, through and through. Redneck preacher samples from Dallas Christian radio must be heard to be believed -- truly inspirational to the budding SubGenius ranter. 72 separate tracks for easy ripping.

$14.95

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65 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 and OGG CD-R
** (requires MP3 player/computer)

Heart Ignition Cover
See LeMur Back

NOT JUST MP3 -- HALF ARE OGG VORBIS format (requires computer and Ogg player.)

65 Hours of Slack -- shows from # 888 to #929 in mono MP3; #930 to 952 are in stereo Ogg Vorbis format (requires computer). Show dates: May 2003 to August 20004

NOTE: You get so many hours on one disk because they're LOW RESOLUTION compared to our 12-show sets. That is, they sound more like AM radio. At Show #930 we switched from mono MP3 to 22khz stereo OGG for our "lower res" download files. You can, however, convert the OGGs to MP3 or audio CD yourself.

These are the X-RATED versions of the shows.

For detailed listings of specific shows, see HOUR OF SLACK SHOW LOGS

$14.95

Qty:	Church Button
	SHOW OFF YOUR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION WITH PRIDE! Same as the one that comes with every Membership Pack. 1 inch metal button with Church of the SubGenius logo and radiant J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. You can JUST MAIL ME $2.00 + 50¢ U.S. postage. PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118

Qty:	I'M MAD TOO Bumper Sticker
	BIG 12 inch by 3 inch white vinyl bumper sticker with image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on left and, on right, the phrase: I'M MAD TOO, "BOB" You can JUST MAIL ME $3.00 PO Box 181417 CLEVE HTS OH 44118