For extensive illustrated reports on SubGenius events over the years, see
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- MEET THE LORD
Sunday April 4th 7 PM - 10 PM - CC Club
The Church of the SubGenius/lovers and killers of "Bob" present...
' "Bob's" Your Uncle ' LONDON SHOW
SATURDAY 6TH MARCH... 7PM - 11PM
@ The Foundry, 84 Great Eastern St,London,Ec1
FREE ENTRY!!! ..... nearest TUBE is Old Street
Featuring Hellfire Preachin' and Dubious Antics from Real SubGenius® Ministers:
Pope David Lee Black ... Pope Phil Monty ... Reverend ErRoR ... Espira ... Rev.Priest ... Contradiction
also .... LEEVIL [live] ... helmeted penis scratching underdog anti music
KARAOKE DOMININATRIXES .... choose your tune and bend over!! Mass-Cerimonial spankings to the sound of 'The Final Countdown'
plus ... all the chicken,ewok and badger you can eat!!!!!!!!
for more info contact..... firstname.lastname@example.org
Saturday, November 29: DETROIT THANKSTAKING DEVIVAL
Spawned a whole new SubGenius® hangout among Microsoft Groups: the PRAISE "BOB" Group! Check it out. You'll have to make yourself a fake name and personal password if you're not already a MSN Group member, but it's real easy and free free free.
DOWNLOAD LARGER VERSION OF POSTER by Rev. Leonard the Committed
DOWNLOAD ALTERNATE POSTER by Rev. Angry Larry
Saturday, Nov. 15:
Old-Timey CLEVELAND Devival
at THE BEACHLAND BALLROOM
Rev. Ivan Stang • Lonesome Cowboy Dave • Einstein's Secret Orchestra
and: AN ALL-NEW SUBGENIUS MULTIMEDIA SHOW
Look at MULTIPLE POSTERS for this show (& download and print them!)
We mentioned on alt.binaries.slack that we needed a poster for this event -- and by gobbs if those crazy SubGenius arteests didn't crank out TEN! Too much is always better than not enough...
Saturday, Nov. 22 -- 3rd Anal FROP CUP
AMSTERDAM DEVIVALat Bad Cuyp, Albert Cuyp Straat
SEPT. 20 -- INDIANAPOLIS: INDYVIVAL 2003
at beautiful Radio Radioin Indianapolis
WAS A SMASHED SUCCESS
and there are umpteen godzillion photos and videos from it on alt.binaries.slack... as well as audio of almost the whole show
Featuring: Rev. Ivan Stang, the Duke of Uke, Pope Phred, sTallio, Destination
Earth!, terrifying surprises yet to be announced, and
SPECIAL GUEST DR HOWLL!
Sept.18 VAST EXPECTATIONS on this, "THE" SubGenius social event of the season!
(Check out the great article about Dr. Howll at:)
PHOTOS OF LAST YEAR'S INDYV IVA L! (ADULTS ONLY!)
BONUS SECTION: Long-Lost Photos from AKRON Devival 2002
Ah-ROOOO-gah! STARWOOD 23 happened at Brushwood, Sherman, NY, July 22-27, and we have a written report and pictorial on this marvel-filled event, which included SubGenius sermons, bands, haircuts, and Crop Circle Making Lessons. See also their site.
Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman, New York
World Ends -- Members Only
THE PHOTO AND TEXT REPORTS ARE DONE!
Next year you can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
This is one of several new Yahoo "clubs" that have sprung up for specific SubGenius SlaClusters in the last few weeks. If you have ever joined one Yahoo club, it's easy to join others. If you never have joined one, it's REALLY EASY to join the first one. And free. The clubs feature a discussion board that can be emailed to you a couple of different ways, or can be viewed and used entirely with a web browser.
art : Heart Ignition
JULY 7 -- VALENCIA, SPAIN
JULY 12 -- London EURO-6X-DAY
SATURDAY March 29 -- TUCSON, ARIZONA
DEVIVAL with The Abbess of Costello, Spiral, Monseignor Lazlo, God, Hy Kolonic and the Polka Bags, SubGenius Super Powers, DEVOlution, On-stage Conversions
3850 E. 44th St.
SEE THEIR SITE FOR DIRECTIONS, poster
March 20-23 WINTERSTAR Symposium
Devival with Rev. Ivan Stang, ESO Space Jam
Atwood Lake Resort, Dellroy, Ohio
"This four-day event offers a unique opportunity to experience spiritual growth and good company in luxury-resort surroundings. It features a "village" of fully equipped cottages, free access to resort amenities (including indoor pool, spa and sauna), and top-name presenters discussing Magickal, Social, New Age, Consciousness Exploration, Health-Oriented, and Political issues with Drumming, Dancing, and Chanting workshops, Slide and Video presentations, Films, Rituals, Parties, and Musical performances."
The famous hippie guest this year is Wavy Gravy (a great SubSymp who puts out very lively show). These events are like a much smaller, indoor version of Starwood, crossed with an sf con, but more New Agey/pagan-y. Don't worry, though, you can hang out in the cabins like we do, instead of attending workshops. The ESO Space Jam Cabin, for instance, stays open most Winterstars all night long for two nights. Our friends with the Cult of the Living Bull do their thing all night likewise, in another cabin. Winterstar is a worthwhile social event for many Yankee SubGenii.
AMSTERDAM FROP CUP, & THE HAMBURG DEVIVAL! November
FEB 28, ROME, ITALY
REV. ESPIRA and REV. PLASTIC MEDIATOR
at RITUAL Club
Sonar, 7c, Via dei Conciatori, Rome, Italy
See alt.binaries.slack and the SubSITE Art Mines Galleries for ASTOUNDING recent art & photo-art from Revs. Espira and Plastic Mediator!
AUGUST 11 -- AKRON, OHIO -- DEVIVAL
at The Lime Spider A GRAND SUCCESS -- pics soon
Rev. Ivan Stang, Uncle Rev. Dr.Haj Onan Canobite,
Einstein's Secret Outlaws, Dr. K'taden Legume, St.N & Hellena Handbasket, The Amino Acids
AUGUST 10 -- Cleveland, Ohio DEVOtional 2002 DEVO convention PICTURES SOON TO FOLLOW!
Special guests GENERAL BOY • JUNGLE JIM MOTHERSBAUGH • REV. IVAN STANG • GADGETTO • CD TRUTH THE SPUDBOYS • LEGION OF THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE SUPERHEROES • RARE VIDEOS, DISPLAYS See last year's pics, report
Brushwood -- Sherman NY -- STARWOOD PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL with Rev. Ivan Stang, Einstein's Secret Outlaws STARWOOD XX11
"Imagine a vacation in another realm, where many realities meet. A place where Scientists sit with Shamans and Druids dance with Deadheads. Where African drums jam with bluegrass fiddles, and Celtic harps combine with psychedelic synthesizers. Where political activism meets Earth spirituality, where theatre and life meld, where days are spent in exploration of inner and outer space, and nights blaze with laser lights and bonfire flames. Come see what the Starwood Festival is all about." -- from their website
"A HELL of a party, despite the weenie New Agey wording of their P.R." -- Rev. Ivan Stang
Other guests of interest to SubGenii this year include R. U. Sirius and David Jay Brown. Click here for larger version of poster by Stang/Doe
PICTURES JUST IN!
for report on CLASSIC OLD TIME DEVIVAL!
March 15, Cleveland, Ohio
Rev. Ivan Stang - Einstein's Secret Orchestra - Sister Melodious Chopps
New video brainwash show! Click HERE for the poster
CLASSIC NEW TIME INDEVIVAL was a MIGHTY success!
STAY TUNED for huge photo stash, endless brags. In the meantime: http://www.indyvival.com/
SEPT. 14-16 -- SEATTLE
JULY 20 Brushwood -- Sherman NY -- STARWOOD PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL
with Rev. Ivan Stang, Einstein's Secret Orchestra STARWOOD XX1
AUGUST 18 -- CLEVELAND, OH DEVOtional 2001 DEVO Convention
General Boy, Rev. Ivan Stang! Slide shows, ultra rare video tapes and audio from Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh, the greatest DEVO tribute bands! Buy-sell-trade DEVO stuff! For info, see the website or contact Rev. Scott Orsi <S-V-Orsi@rocketmail.com> Report on last year's great 1st DEVOtional
CLEVELAND -- MAY 12
THE EUCLID TAVERN CLASSIC SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
with Rev. Ivan Stang, Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Lonesome Cowboy Dave,
and special live SubGenius techno by SAINT "N" and HELLENA HANDBASKET HAPPENED!!! PICTURES HERE
EUROPEAN SUBTOUR March 25th-28th Hamburg, Kiel, Berlin -- with Pope Black, Duke of Uke, Litle Fyodor, Vagina Jones garners rave REVIEWS! In German.
The 2nd Annual SubGenius Field Trip to Amsterdam, Holland was also a SMASHED SUCCESS.
Winterstar HAPPENED! Report, Pics Atwood Resort in Delroy Ohio
Pope Robert Anton Wilson, Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Rev. Ivan Stang
OASIS OF SLACK with Rev. Ivan Stang, the Duke of Uke, Dr. Howll, Rev. Crawford,
Jeff Robins, Rev. Onan Canobite, Rev. Nickie Deathchick, DJ Human Fly,
Mat Bevel, Fire by Eleanor, The Anti-Muzak Serum, and the Absolute Fucking Saints.
SATURDAY, SEPT. 16, 2000, Cleveland, Ohio: A GREAT SUCCESS! DEVO Day of Atonement -- PICS
Friends Of Devo - Day Of Atonement
"HOW TO DEAL WITH DISAPPOINTMENT THROUGH TIME CONTROL," Rev. Stang's two-part sermon and workshop, explained the SubGenius doctrines of Erasibility, Memory Editing, and other aspects of the Forbidden Sciences. In the Pufferdome, Einstein's Secret Orchestra aided Stang's in-depth examination of Emergentilism vs. Rewardianism, and the importance of 'Frop. Participants grappled with the ramifications of XXXX-Day 2001, and how that might affect (and effect) SexHurt between SubGenii, pagans, and "Bob".
!!! AND THERE'S A CD OF last year's Starwood devivals! DETAILS/ORDER FORM!!
MAY 26, CLEVELAND, OHIO XXX-DAY PRE-LAUNCH at THE EUCLID TAVERN photo report. Local Fox News came and filmed it, then interviewed Rev. Stang live on TV later in the week -- LEAVING A DOBBSHEAD ONSCREEN FOR THE VIEWERS TO "ABSORB" FOR OVER 40 SECONDS!!
DENSE LOS ANGELES-SAN FRANCISCO Game Show Devivals (May 11-12) photo-report/diary
HUGE, SLACK-ADDLED PHOTO REPORT on the
The Third Annual Final SubGenius Devival
April 13 SEATTLE, WA -- HAPPENED!! SEE THE NEWLY FINISHED REPORT
MINISTRY OF TRUTH'S March 3 EUCLID TAVERN DEVIVAL report!
Dr. Pissoff's PICS OF THE MARCH 3 EUCLID TAVERN DEVIVAL!
FEB. 24-27 saw the
XX-DAY DRILL 1999 HAPPENED!
Well, not exactly the way we were hoping. But... we STILL waged WAR ON GOD, DEATH, KILLING -- AND TAXES! We had DEADLY ROCKETSHIP and BODY PART LAUNCHINGS! BIZARRE BLOOD RITUALS! NUDITY and LOUD ROCK MUSIC! A PLUTONIUM STORM with Einstein's Secret Orchestra! The GHOSTS of X-Day Past, Present and Future! SEE the pics! READ the Hate!
But NOTHING would stop us PREACHIN' and JAMMIN'! Einstein's Secret Orchestra and Rev. Ivan Stang KEPT AT IT at
STARWOOD 99 (July 21-25) -- AT BRUSHWOOD, Sherman, NY!
!!! AND WE JUST MADE A CD OF THE WHOLE THING!!! TWO CDs IN FACT! DETAILS/ORDER FORM!!
TRULY THE END IS NEAR:
"Bob" Dobbs actually appeared, live, in the flesh, at
10 June Portland Oregon... NO LIE!!
and we have the pictures to prove it!
Also, don't miss the Talking Vagina.
SubGenius Social Portland Oregon (monthly meetings)
MAY 28th --Seattle, WA
Pope David N. Meyer II, Rev. Ivan Stang, Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Papa Joe Mama, Sex Goddesses, MORE!
NEW, PHOTO-ILLUSTRATED SEATTLE DEVIVAL REPORT
SEE The POSTER!!! One of the greatest SubGenius epic paintings ever, by Dr. Kenneth Huey: http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com/poster.jpg
1999 BOSTON SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
& XX-DAY MILITIA RECRUITMENT DRIVE
BARELY HAPPENED! But BOY, DID IT! On the steps of a Baptist church under police spotlights and with a paddy wagon standing by! This most bizarre of devivals brought national attention to the Church, and near-poverty to vivacious producer, Friday Jones. Read the incredible REPORT on the BOSTON DEVIVAL DEBACLE TRIUMPH!
March 5-6: ESO and Stang at WINTERSTAR
Sponsored by A.C.E. of Cleveland. Main guest Robert Anton Wilson couldn't make it, but EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA jammed for 9 hours, backed a Devival w/ Rev. Stang, and Stang's video of RAW's Austin lecture was shown, followed by a live phone-in Q&A between the audience and Pope Bob. THE HOUR OF SLACK will be drenched with the music, rant and radio recordings from this event for many weeks to come.
We're also looking into a small tour of the NE to include NYC, Cleveland, Philly, (?). YOU or YOUR VENUE could USE US to make money between now and XX-DAY. (Of course, it TAKES money to MAKE money, don't you see.) CALL JESUS@SUBGENIUS.COM at 1-888-669-2323 for bookings or instructions on HOW TO MAKE MONEY PRODUCING A SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL. (It works for those who follow the instructions of the Lord.)
SubGenius / Robert Anton Wilson / Conspiracy Tour of Texas 1998 (Dallas and Austin, TX, Dec. 4-5)
This HAPPENED, and here's a BIG ILLUSTRATED REPORT ON IT!
Some audience feedback about the Nov. 8 Cleveland Devival: An evening with Stang and ESO
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA, REV. IVAN STANG, LONESOME COWBOY DAVE,
and THE ESO DANCERS
NOTE: Attending these ESO/SubGenius devivals at the Euclid Tavern in Cleveland are the 1990s equivalent of being at the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests, or the Fillmore East and Filmore West concerts of the late '60s. In the year 2020, it will be the equivalent of being able to say, "Oh yeah, I was at Altamont! Saw the Hell's Angel kill that guy while the Stones played SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL! It was COOL! You can see me in the crowd in that movie GIMME SHELTER, approaching the camera with an upraised beer bottle and a crazed look in my eye just before that one violent cut!" That's how cool it'll be.
(check out the pervo-pix!):
DEATH EQUINOX 98 Cyber-Psycho Convergence II --DENVER, Oct. 1-4
Guests of Honour: KW Jeter, Rev. Ivan Stang, Lee Ballentine, Little Fyodor
The huge ATLANTA DRAGONCON 98 convention was TAINTED OH, OH SO SWEETLY by Rev. Susie the Floozy, Rev. Nickie Deathchick, Sister Decadence, MORE and BIGGER! SEE!
DALLAS CLENCH MEETINGS
2nd Friday of Every Month
at The Bar of Soap -- 3615 Parry, across from Fair Park in Deep Ellum near downtown Dallas
Dallasians, this is our final meeting place. It is PERMANENT -- whatever that may mean to a SubGenius. Every second Friday of the month until X-Day we will meet here. We can not afford to send the post cards anymore, so pass it on. The bar has mentioned providing the means for recording the Hour of Slack live. Stang, Nickie, Jesus, Angus, Tracey Shook, hell, the whole cult should be there, so this would be the perfect opportunity to suicide bomb the Church Hierarchy and end this mockery and perversion of society. Hope to see you there! -- Jesus
All the dirty details, a lot of skin, and even a bonus rabid anti-rock-jock-morning-drive-time-talk-radio UBER-HATE RANT are obsessively included in our report on:
THE FINAL, FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL in BOSTON
produced by IrRev. Friday Jones
DAMN, I guess we had to do STARWOOD 98 (July 22-26) -- AT BRUSHWOOD, AFTER ALL! Multiple Devivals and workshops with Rev. Ivan Stang and Einstein's Secret Orchestra. Some new Recent Devival Report sites from Ragin' Pope Angus XXIII:
Jes' photos from some of the devivals in this triumphant tour:
and The Clevelandian Einstein Secret Orchestra devival*
*AS HEARD on the Internet EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT in AUDIO-ACTIVE on WCSB
We recommend scanning alt.slack and alt.binaries.slack for REALLY fresh news, because there's always more going on there than we can keep up with on this end.
X-DAY End o' the World DRILL #2 -- 1997
July 4-5-6, Brushwood, Sherman, NY
PROFUSELY ILLUSTRATED REPORT!! Tons of naked/ugly pics and the WHOLE DRILL in RealAudio! Includes NEW (8-15) DR. LEGUME'S DRILL REPORT!
ADULT PICS! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Please -- 18 and older ONLY!
And it was indeed
"...a LITTLE TASTE of DOBBSTOWN!!!"
Read about, view porno pics, and hear RealAudio sound recordings from this bizarre gathering of all the tribes and phyles of SubGeniusdom in a VAST, DOKSTOK-LIKE FREE-FOR ALL OUTDOOR SLACK-FEST!
We tripled last year's attendance, with yet crueler and more barbaric tests of Faith, and rewards for the Faithful.
And check out the new RealAudio HOUR OF SLACK reports and recordings from the Drill -- shows #587, 588, 589, and 591.
The X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 (1996)
SEE HEAR for the NUDE PHOTOS and EXPLICIT DETAILS!
THE FINAL, FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL in BOSTON
produced by IrRev. Friday Jones
NOT for KIDS
THURSDAY April 23
THE MIDDLE EAST RESTAURANT
For one last night you could SEE, HEAR and BUY FROM these
LIVING SLACK MASTERS!
FATHER K'TADEN LEGUME
REVEREND IVAN STANG
KING OF SLACK, BILL T. MILLER
POPE DR. DR. MR. DAVID MEYER M.D.
BROTHER CLEVE DUNCAN!
REVEREND D.K. JONES
AND ON SALES:
THE IRREVEREND FRIDAY JONES (who did damn near all the art on this page)
Thursday, April 16 1998
The LAST CLEVELAND DEVIVAL
@ The Euclid Tavern, 11629 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, Ohio
REV. IVAN STANG and EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA
Cantor CHAS SMITH -- Lonesome COWBOY DAVE -- Princess WEI R. DOE -- MICHELLE -- and the WHOLE ORCHESTRA!
AS HEARD on the Internet EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT in AUDIO-ACTIVE on WCSB
Friday, March 27th 1998
@ The Atlanta Artist's Guild, 845 Memorial Drive SE, Atlanta, GA
ST. JANOR HYPERCLEATS, PAPA JOE MAMA, REV. ROCK N. HAND, LYMPH NODE
Papa Joe Mama's website devival INFO!
You can watch a VIDEO WEBCAST of the Friday, March 27th 1998 DEVIVAL, Atlanta, GA
ST. JANOR HYPERCLEATS,
PAPA JOE MAMA,
REV. ROCK N. HAND,
MUSIC BY: LYMPH NODE
You will need the RealPlayer from www.real.com (free version!)
Joe "Bootleg" Newton
Saturday, MARCH 28
ST. JANOR HYPERCLEATS, PAPA JOE MAMA, REV. ROCK N. HAND, LYMPH NODE
Saturday March 14th 1998 (YEAR ZERO! at last)
"BOB" is coming to DESTROY PORTLAND
@ EJ's, 2140 NE SANDY BLVD, Porland, Oregon
REV. IVAN STANG, PAPA JOE MAMA, POPE STERNODOX, DR. ONAN CANOBITE, DR. HOWLL, JESUS CHRIST, ASSASSINATED NENMASTER NENSLO, RAGIN' POPE ANGUS!!
Plus The Duke of Uke (mutant ukelele band)! AND the Psychic Pstench of Mutations too impossible to describe!
As well as Ranters, Roarers, Braggarts,
MadTarts,Con-men, Betties, Yetis' Gentic disasters,
tongue-fu Masters, Cosmic Bastards and things
Doors open at 9:00 p.m.
For info: Rev. Crawford 503-245-6373
PORTLAND DEVIVAL WEBSITE
THE FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
SUNDAY, MARCH 15
THE FENIX ABOVE GROUND
323 2nd Ave South (2nd and Jackson), Seattle
REV. IVAN STANG, PAPA JOE MAMA, DR. HOWLL, POPE STERNODOX & "GENE SPLICE"/GORDON X (of Drs. 4 "Bob"), POPESS LILITH VON FRAUMENCH, The SON OF GOD JESUS CHRIST, DR. ONAN CANOBITE, PUZZLING EVIDENCE, RAGIN' POPE ANGUS, AZTHAR SEPTRAGEN!
Music by THE BRAN FLAKES All-Star Symphony Orchestra
Live Sound Effects by NEGATIVLAND
Show starts at 9 PM--admission is $10
For more details go to P-Lil's SEATTLE DEVIVAL WEBSITE OR CALL THE HOTLINE (206) 726-2642 (7-BOB-OIC ).
REV. IVAN STANG
Sacred Scribe #273 of the SubGenius Foundation and world-renouned
author/filmmaker/artist/bon vivant/ranter will make his last West Coast
appearance before X-Day. If you've never seen Rev. Stang rant before, YOU
POPE STERNODOX KECKHAVER
Legendary bassist for Drs. For "Bob" and caustic tongue wielder shall embody
the very essence of G'Broagfran before your horrified, soon-to-be-socketless
eyes! You'll want to sit up-close for this ranter!
DR. HAL ROBINS
Distinguished scholar of the obscure and arcane, as well as co-host of the
longest-aired SubGenius radio program, "Dr. Howll" will present some of his
more recent discoveries to the audience---in perfect Vulgate Latin! A
touching, erudite, and DISTURBING performance!
They say he assassinated SubGenius High Epopt J. R. "Bob" Dobbs in 1984. He
said it himself on the show he co-hosts with Hal Robbins. Fourteen years after
the shooting Puzzling Evidence reflects on the assassination and how it
will/has/had impacted X-Day. Do not trust him.
DOKTOR ONAN CANOBITE
Inducted into "Bob"'s inner circle at the age of three, Dr. Canobite is best
known for his early electronic funk hit, "Think Of "Bob"." His prophetic skills
are legendary in Church lore, and for a small donation he will answer any
FATHER JOE MAMA
The spiritual head of the Holocaustal movement, Father Joe Mama sends a
clear, powerful message to the decadent Ivangelicals---a call for a return to
simple, honest HATE. Love him or loathe him, he'll make you hurt all the
POPESS LILITH VON FRAUMENCH
A ranting veteran since 1991, "P-Lil" is the author of "Diversify Your Stock", as
published in Revelation X, and of The Brag of the Crossdressing SubGenius,
and will be the Mastress of Ceremonies for the evening. Butch dyke
transsexuals just don't get any louder than this!
RAGIN' POPE ANGUS
The SubGenius minister who single-handedly revived the Dallas "local
SubGenius scene" comes to see what sort of sales magick he can work in
Seattle! SLACK JEOPARDY! Cool-as-shit prizes to be won!
The self-proclaimed Anti-Buddha refuses to divulve any information about
what will happen when he walks onto the stage. This once we will trust him,
but will surround him with vengeful angels just in case. How much of "it" is
Azthar, and how much is the Pils? Come and find out.
One of the founders and main musicians in the infamous electronic art band
Negativland ("Christianity Is Stupid", "U2"), Mark will be creating an ambience
of crazed noise along with The Bran Flakes All-Star Philharmonic. THIS ALONE
IS WORTH THE ADMISSION.
MR. OTIS F. ODDER
Otis F. Odder is the founder of the MOFO Outreach Ministry, which is legendary
amongst tape-traders and bulldada collectors. As main contributor to The Bran
Flakes he has reinvented the sampler as a tool of Eristic subversion. (Looks
older than he is. This is an old photo.)
Identified as the "killer rabbit" that attempted to assassinate Jimmy Carter,
this rodent has turned his madness inward and channels it through his MIDI
compositions. He rounds out the night's audio expertise. He may or may not be
the Pookah. Find out!
REV. JESUS CHRIST
The Lord shocked the world when he skipped out on the Second Coming and
became a SubGenius minister. Now he faces his greatest trial yet---to put the
Church in the black for "Bob"! Meet the Miracle Worker in person, and get
SubGenius swag from him at bargain prices!
...and even more still!
Press flesh with the Rebel Gods!
Practice for X-Day while you still have time!
Make a commitment to be on the Pleasure Saucers!
Meet and marry "him" or "her"!
Correctional Phrenology services available!
Call the SEATTLE SUBGENIUS HOTLINE
at (206) 7-BOB-OIC <(206) 726-2642>
| Popess Lilith von Fraumench | Fools' Press |
| Hangnail Of the Stark Fist | 1122 E Pike St, #769 |
| Sadomasticist At Large | Seattle, WA 98122-3934 |
|"Spiting the Gods since 1989"| email@example.com |
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FUCK THE GRAMMIES
The Anti-Grammy AWARDS
NEW YORK CITY -- Wednesday, Feb. 25
Coney Island High
15 St. Marks Place
with King Missle and Ween, according to rumor
GREAT RANT ON THE 'FUCK THE GRAMMIES' CAMPAIGN/REVOLUTION from Transcendent Funktions!!
This terrorist group, which is planning to infiltrate and disrupt the Grammies, is throwing a concert to celebrate their cause. They wanted the King of All Underground to host the show and so called up Rev. Stang. I guess they decided he is the perfect anti-celebrity for this hate fest -- and they are right. So come on down and get arrested with the rest of us. Praise "Bob" -- Jesus
"Bob" Dobbular New Years Eve Gala
and X-Day Drill 0.5
Saturday January 3rd
Bob Popular, 402 East 6th Street, Austin, TX
(That is actually the name of the joint -- Bob Popular!)
8 pm to 2 am
Brought to you by: FRINGEWARE
Confirmed: Rev Ivan Stang, Dr. K'taden Legume, Pope Angus, Nickie Deathchick, Jesus Christ, The Juggler, DJ DropCycle, Satan's Cheerleaders -- and Dr. DYNASOAR!!
The idea is to pack as many mutants into one place for the biggest freak out of the last year of our lives! Be ready for Slack like you've never experienced before. There will be ranters and music ALL FRIGGIN' NIGHT. We'll use Time Control to roll back the clock and ring in the new year, with noise makers, hats and even a ball drop (Rev Stang will provide the ball, or the "lone nut" as Dr. Legume terms it.) Witness the Earth Anthem! See the Acid Jesus drop a dope beat! Marvel at Pope Angus' coat of many colors! Cheer G. Gordon Gordon as he kick's Death's ass yet again! Experience Deathchick's newest Ritual of Pain! Dance, Dance Dance, Frop, and Die, get resurrected and do it again. Covet, lust, hate, because tomorrow WILL NOT COME!
Herb from Alien Records in Austin, along with a lineup of well-known DJs across Texas, will be spinning throughout the night, and those ever-loveable Satan's Cheerleaders will also be on hand, assisting the audience.
This event is sponsored in part by Alien Records, and produced by FringeWare. Admission is $5, and Satan's Cheerleaders will provide a soul check at the door for $1.
Please check FringeWare as more details become disclosed to the public: http://www.fringeware.com/SubGenius/dobbular.html
-- "RUSH" for "BOB"!!
at LA ZONA ROSA, 612 W. 4th St. (4th and Rio Grande)
Sponsored by Fringeware!
Fringeware delivered good, old fashioned sexual fetish entertainment in the service of Surreavolution!
One HELL of a show featuring Rev. Stang -- Dr. Legume -- JESUS H. CHRIST -- SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS -- Rev. Nickie Deathchick -- The Crystal Methodists -- BOOGER 9000!!! -- plus special scandalous guest star IrRev. Friday Jones on SALES and ILLUSTRATIONS!
See PHOTOS from the Fringeware Austin Devival in September, by El Diablo, Pope Angus and Rev. Craig Mitchell, doktored by Stangky.
EUCLID TAVERN, CLEVELAND, OHIO
HAPPENED WEEKS AGO BUT NOW CAN BE HEARD ON THE HOUR OF SLACK in RealAudio! (Shows #s 604, 605, 606 and 607)
with Rev. Ivan Stang, Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Dr. K'taden Legume, Ragin' Pope Angus, Jesus Christ, IrRev. Friday Jones!!!
Praise WANDARER for the selfless, endless digitizing of Hour of Slack for the Web! NOTE: this isn't a bad show to start with if you've never heard SubGenius Internet Radio, nor devival preaching, before.
WHOA!!! Check this out! An actual press release from some rival cult planning a PROTEST of our little worship service!
There was a SUPERB Devival at the STARWOOD festival, with Rev. Bleepo Abernathy, Rev. Jesus H. Christ, and Einstein's Secret Orchestra! ASTOUNDING!! -- HEAR IT HERE on THE HOUR OF SLACK #590!
SINSATIONAL REPORT with SICK PHOTOS: THE 1997 ATLANTA DEVIVAL
A SPECIAL GOSSIP-and-PHOTO-FILLED REPORT from IrRev. Friday Jones.
The Depraved Rev. SUSIE the FLOOZIE -- our evil M.C., Rev. Rock-in-HAND -- the Mighty Dr. K'taden LEGUME -- Rev. Ivan STANG -- that yodelin' Dr. DYNASOAR -- up-and-runnin' Son of God, Jesus CHRIST -- PAPA JOE MAMA!!!
A Report/Recording of a small Devival at Rutgers University in May '97, in RealAudio, courtesy of Rev.Eyre Rend:
PART 1 (mostly preliminary commentary from misc. SubGenii) -- http://www.subgenius.com/soundz/Fightin'_Fifth/The_Rutgers_Horror_Picture_Devival_1.ram
Part 2 (main Stang rant continued): http://www.subgenius.com/soundz/Fightin'_Fifth/The_Rutgers_Horror_Picture_Devival_2.ram
RIOT AT SURVIVAL RESEARCH LABS SHOW
Fringeware's FINAL REPORT ON THE DISASTER
SEE Fringeware's SRL Website FOR COMPLETE HORRIBLE STORY!!
SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST MULTIMEDIA FESTIVAL
Sunday, March 9, PANEL: "ARTIFICIAL AGENTS" Smart Computers and Implantable Chips. Panelists: Ivan Stang, Bruce Sterling, Bob Shannon, Charles Ostman, Doug Lenat
Monday, "Weird Science" An Eclectic View -- their title for what will essentially be a devival, geared to whatever size and type the crowd is. Among other things, we plan to show and "narrate" the SubSITE Art Mines on a gigantic video screen. Maybe we'll get as far as mass marriages, if attendance is merits.
(AND SO WE DID)
Feb. 27 - March 2
Preaching and shucking by I, Stang. The week-long event costs $100, no day passes, sorry. This year's theme: Magic, Shamanism & Altered States.
"Perhaps the most luxurious event in the Magickal Movement, WinterStar is held by Cleveland's ACE at a ski-resort site in rural Ohio between Cleveland and Columbus. The program includes seminars on Magickal, Social, New Age, Consciousness Exploration, Health-Oriented, and Political issues with Drumming, Dancing, and Chanting workshops, Slide and Video presentations, Films, Rituals, Parties, and Musical performances. Past guests include Margot Adler, Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Shea, Selena Fox, Stephen & Ina May Gaskin, Isaac Bonewits, Patricia Monaghan, Gavin & Yvonne Frost, Rev. Ivan Stang, Donald Michael Kraig, Anodea Judith, Harvey Wasserman, Morning Glory Zell."
For MORE INFO, REGISTRATION: ACE, 1643 Lee Road, #9, Cleveland Heights, Ohio 44118, U.S.A. (216) 932-5421 or TOLL FREE: 1-800-446-4962 E-MAIL: firstname.lastname@example.org
THE A.C.E. WEBSITE
The X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 (1996)
SEE HEAR for the NUDE PHOTOS and EXPLICIT DETAILS!
After the X-Day Drill we RETURNED to fair Brushwood to sully the vibes at STARWOOD, the legendary neo-techno-muto-pagan gathering.
In October, Ohio was punished by The COLUMBUS DEVIVALS (part of THE WITCHES' BALL street festival, protesting the expulsions of various "alternative" stores by a fundamentalist Christian real estate developer), held at SALEM WEST book shop and STACHE .
In February we finished our first all-out, no-holds-barred, pulpit-smashing, fire-eatin' SLACK CRUSADE TOUR!
9 cities in 14 days -- 9 MILLION souls saved! WE BLAZED A SNAIL-TRAIL OF SLACK ACROSS THE CONTINENT!! Read the behind-the-scenes, groupies-and-all grossly exaggerated REPORT, complete with LURID PHOTOS and VIDEOS of the PUBLIC TRANCE SLACK ORGIES!
Or BUY it on SUBGENIUS HOUR OF SLACK RADIO TAPES!! (Hours of Slacks #s 519 and 520 are the Slack Crusade recordings.)
CHECK OUT OUR EVEN OLDER DEVIVAL REPORTS!!!
Jesus, Dr. Legume and David Apocolypse head out from Dobbstown in the 'tour van' to begin the Slack Crusade Tour.
The hands of the faithful greedily reach for FREE PILS being dispensed by Rev. Stang in this all-too-typical devival scene. ''What's in these Pils is the same thing that's in 'Bob's' head.'' (From the July '95 Cleveland devival at Peabody's Down Under.)
Among many other horrible things, the
DR. LEGUME MEMORIAL GUT BLOW-OUT HAPPENED, and it got so violent that Dr. Legume himself rose from the dead.
Relive through vivid reports the outpouring of emotion that burbled up on alt.slack, ranging from tears to jeers and finally coming almost to blows. Profusely illustrated by photos. (If you aren't familiar with the 'controversy,' you might first want to see DEATH OF A PREACHER.)
Even more hideously illustrated with nasty pics (including downloadable videos) is our report on
THE GWAR/SubGenius TOUR
After intensive negotiations, with GWAR and their manager Sleazy P. Martini on one side, and SubGenius agents Steve Bevilacqua and Rev. Ivan Stang on the other, IT HAPPENED -- the trial/grudge-match of the century.
Ancient Norse legends stated that as doomsday approaches, the gods would wage one final orgy of battle and debauchery to celebrate their deaths. THIS WAS THAT ORGY. The foolish GWAR throwbacks thought that a comet called Ragnarok was coming to destroy the Earth. WE were there to remind them that their puny "comet" is but a PEBBLE PINGING OFF THE WINDSHIELD of ONE SCOUT SHIP of the oncoming XIST INVASION FLEET... a pebble flung in jest by DOBBS.
Building up to this cataclysmic moment of THEIR OWN HUMILIATION, the GWAR lackies at Slave Pit, Inc. DARED to taunt us! This is one of their typical messages:
"We, the slaves of G.W.A.R., are bringing you up on charges of heresy. You and your bogus ministry must stand trial during GWAR's "RENDEZVOUS WITH RAG NA ROK" tour, or be destroyed at the hands of our Scumdog Masters!!!! Pray for your soul!!!!"
OUR RESPONSE TO ALL AND SUNDRY:
NO MERE GODS may dare to stand in judgement over THE JUDGER!!! The might of ALL the armies of GWAR are as but the mewling of MAGGOTS compared to the all-enveloping carpet of horror that shall be strewn before "BOB'S" MALIGNANT GRIN OF EVIL HOLINESS!!! YOU puny FOOLS of G.W.A.R. shall quake in your human-skin boots and dribble your weak rabbit's pee down your filthy legs when the SKY-FILLING GRIN OF DOBBS RESURRECTED appears over your degenerate hick town! HEED THIS WARNING!!! It shall be the MOTHER of all MOTHERFUCKERS. The blood of your mothers' skeletons will make the sea pink, the tears of your daughters as they are raped by Xist robobeasts before your eyes will breed virulent mosquito larvae that will lay egs in your snot and inject you with hallucinogens that makes you believe your agony is ETERNAL rather than the few brief seconds before Dobbs' BOOT STOMPS OUT YOUR SICKLY FRAIL LIVES.
We'll meet you behind the old church in Jonesboro, you AND all your buddies, hands tied, any throw, no rules!! KREEGAH!!! BUNDOLO!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. All your chariots and nuclear submarines shall be SWEPT ASIDE like CIG ASHES ON A FILTHY TABLE when the Xists descend in Glory.
OR KILL ME!!!!!!
THE RIGHT HAND OF DOBBS
Inquisitor General Stang
This lovely picture is courtesy of GWAR (copyright 1995 Slave Pit Inc.)
For other devival possibilities in the Boston area, contact:
REV. BILL T. MILLER -- THE KING OF SLACK!!!
The NEW MAIN address for the "OBE-KOF Orgy of Noise" wwweb site is: http://billtmiller.com
Telephone= (24 HR answering machine)
Snail= BTM-Extraterrestrial Records/Box 221/Boston,MA 02123
Email= ObeKOF@world.std.com or ObeKOF@cyberden.com
CREDITS: Borders by IrRev. Friday Jones. Atlanta devival shots by Lamar, Rev. Susie, artted up by Stang. Photos of the PIL DISPENSATION and CIRCUS APOCALYPSE FIRE-JUGGLING ACT are by Rev. Lou DuChez, from the July '95 Cleveland Devival sponsored by Rev. Steve Bevilacqua at Peabody's Down Under.