Re: Titties At Any Cost!! (was: Re: *crunch* *sluurrp* *gulp* Male stupidity, aaahhhhhh

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Sat, Dec 8, 2001 6:38 PM

In article <Xns916FE40FD41AFnunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>, Reverend
DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com> wrote:

> "This Church is so big on titties that it's almost mandatory for all our
> front
> doors to have knockers." - Paul E. Jamison

It's a mammal thing. You'd understand.

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From: HellPope Huey <whatthe@flurkingshnit.blargh>

Welllll, I've paid good money for a chance at some nipples that turned out to
be like snapping-turtle heads and I've greatly enjoyed some that were like
saucers and some that were really perky and barked like happy pups and the best
ones were free & leapt into my mouth with almost NO effort whatsoever. And all
of those despite my having pissed in Jesus' chalice that time. Oh what a fount
of kindly forgiveness is our Lord.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Just say HELL NO! to kitsch fern-bar vampires

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Every night, after work,
I drink some chocolate milk,
eat sugary cereal straight from the box
and then
run around the house in my underwear,
squealing like a monkey.
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