"Binny" died a couple of years ago; we have the obituary. Lou knows "Arnie" personally now, and we know the hideous truth behind this tape -- that "Arnie" was, ALL ALONG, a CO-WORKER of "Binny's," and could in fact SEE Binny through the auto-parts window off the showroom while the calls were being made. MOREOVER, practically everybody in Hillsboro, even the cops, were in on it.
The single most impressive thing about this Call series is that what you see below is but a tiny fraction of the whole. There are 4-5 hours of tapes, and the experiment went on for YEARS.
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From: Sternodox <glatter@delphi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Sterno's "Binny" Transcript (Part 1)
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 95 14:16:51 -0500
The Binny Tape Transpription (Part 1)
Transcribed by Rev. Sternodox Keckhaver
Little Rock, Arkansas
Part Two:
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, you done sold that blue truck?"
Binny: "No, I don't reckon."
Arnie: "I come by and didn't see it over there this mornin'."
Binny: "Well, I don't know where it wuz."
Arnie: "Well, there's another'n over there I like kinda well."
Binny: "Which one?"
Arnie "That old green Dodge. I gotta go back to South Carolina ...
see about Barney's grave over there."
Binny: "Yeah ... "
Arnie: "Put up a new tombstone for him. What kinda truck is it?"
Binny: "I don't know whether it'd make a trip like that or not.
That's just a old model truck"
Arnie: "Oh. I thought it looked like a purty good'n to me."
Binny: "Which one ... on that back lot over here?"
Arnie: "Huh ... that old green Dodge truck over there."
Binny: "We ain't got but one Dodge truck over here."
Arnie: "What ya'll want for it?"
Binny: "Why, there's a blue one over there ... is that the one
you're talkin' about?"
Arnie: "That's the one I'm talkin' about."
Binny: "That's a '67 model ... old model."
Arnie: "Is it that old?"
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "That might not make it to South Carolina."
Binny: "I doubt it. I wouldn't say it would."
Arnie: "How much you all want for it?"
Binny: "Five hundred dollars. That's a '53 model"
Arnie: "That might not make it."
Binny: "Might not."
Arnie: "I went over to look at that blue truck this mornin'
and I didn't see it."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "You wasn't there."
Binny: "I ain't here all the time."
Arnie: "Oh. You git to work late this mornin'?"
Binny: "I work when I want to."
Arnie: "I thought you might be late agin."
Binny: "I work when I want to."
Arnie: "I hate to see ya come in late. Boss git mad at ye ..."
Binny: "What's it to you?"
Arnie: "Well, I don't wanna see you git fired..."
Binny: "It ain't nothin' to you ... I ain't got no job no how .
.. I just do it for the hell of it."
Arnie: "Well Barney wanted me to keep ... look out fer ye..."
Binny: "God damn you and Barney both ... now shut up."
Arnie: "Well ... "
Binny: "Shut up now, god damn it, and leave me alone."
Arnie: "Well, he wanted me to look out for you."
Binny: "God damn you, I can look out for my own self. Piss on
you, you bastard."
Arnie: "Well, I don't want you to git fired."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Where you goin' to eat today?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness. Leave me alone, y'hear.
If you don't I'm gonna have this god damn phone
tapped so I damn sure can git yore ass."
Arnie: "Don't ... don't have it tapped."
Binny: "I'm gonna do it."
Arnie: "Oh, I hope you don't do that."
Binny: "I'm gonna do it and (unitelligable) so, by God, I can
find out who you are tomorrow."
Arnie: "Oh, don't do that now."
Binny: "I'm gonna do it, god damn ya, I'm tired of it."
Arnie: "I won't be able to check on you ..."
Binny: "I don't want you checkin' on me, I can check on my own
god damn self."
Arnie: "Well, Barney wanted me to..."
Binny: "God damn you and Barney too ... why don't go 'n die 'n
go t'hell with him!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I gotta go to South Carolina next week."
Binny: "I said go t'hell, god damn it and leave me alone.
Why don't you leave me alone? You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm gonna kill ya if you don't."
Arnie: "I gotta go to South Carolina next week..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I gotta go to South Carolina next week."
Binny: "Leave me alone, will ya ... god damn it, this is a
bidness phone. You ain't got no sense a'tall?"
Arnie: "You want me to look up any of yore people over there?"
Binny: "I don't want you checkin' on a god damn thing.
Nothin! You can kiss my ass from now on up till the red."
Arnie: "Do you have a ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I thought I'd check on some of yore ..."
Binny: "I want you to leave me alone here, please, god damn it
and quit worrin' me."
Arnie: "Just tryin' to do you a favor..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Don't you want me to ..."
Binny: "Where in the god damn hell are you at so I can come
kill ya?"
Arnie: "Well, I tried to be ..."
Binny: "You god damn mediokin' mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Hey Binny ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell."
Arnie: "Hey Binny ..."
Binny: "What!"
Arnie: "Just tryin' to do you a favor."
Binny: "You ain't gonna do me no fav ... you'll do me a favor
it you leave me alone. God damn it, quit worryin' me, this is a bidness
phone, you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Hey, Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "What's wrong with yore car?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What's wrong with yore car?"
Binny: "Now leave me alone, will ya ... god damn it, it ain't
none yore bidness, leave me alone."
Arnie: "Well, I been tryin' to find out ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, I can fix yore car."
Binny: "I told you to leave me alone, damn it. I don't wanna be
worried with you this mornin'."
Arnie: "I'd like to hep' ye."
Binny: "Now, kiss my ass."
(Click)
(Phone rings several times)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "It's about time you answered ..."
Binny: "Leave me alone god damn you bastard ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'."
Binny: "Good mornin, hell."
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "Good mornin'."
Arnie: "I passed by there this mornin' 'n I didn't know if you
wuz there or not."
Binny: "Well, well."
Arnie: "Some big, old green truck out there in the way."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "What's he doin' parkin' in front of yore door?"
Binny: "He's 'sposed to ... to unload."
Arnie: "He's not supposed to..."
Binny: "Now it ain't none of yore bidness ... now, why in the
hell don't you quit worryin' me?"
Arnie: "Well, he don't need to be parkin' there ..."
Binny: "Well, he can park there if he wants too ..."
Arnie: "What wuz wrong ..."
Binny: "It's none of yore bidness."
Arnie: "Well, what wuz wrong with yore car the other day?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness."
Arnie: "Well ... Barney wanted me to keep an eye out ..."
Binny: "Damn you and Barney both."
Arnie: "... wanted me to watch out for ye."
Binny: "Damn you and Barney both. I'll watch out for m'self
and I'm gonna watch yore god damn ass if I ever find out
who you are.
Arnie: "We gonna have a purty weekend?"
Binny: "I hope it kills you, god damn ye."
Arnie: "S'posed to rain tomorrow."
Binny: "I hope, god damn, you drown. God damn, ignorant
son-of-a-bitch, leave me alone."
Arnie: "Hope there ain't no tornadoes ..."
Binny: "I hope they are ... so it'd git you ..."
Arnie: "Tornadoes scare me, Binny."
Binny: "God damn ye ... you ain't got guts enough to be scared."
Arnie: "Huh ..."
Binny: "You ain't got guts enough to ... to face nuthin'"
Arnie: "Why don't you like me?"
Binny: "I don't like you god damn you, I hate you, you
son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Why?"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Go ta hell, will ye ..."
Arnie: "You never did tell me what wuz wrong with yore car."
Binny: "None of yer damn bidness."
Arnie: "Well ... didn't cost you much money did it?"
Binny: "Why ... what the hell do you care, it ain't ...
didn't cost you a god damn thing, you ignorant bastard."
Arnie: "Well, Barney wanted me to watch out fer ye ..."
Binny: "Listen ... you got'hell, you and Barney too."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, what you gonna do this weekend?"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Why don't you like me, Binny?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Why don't you like me, Binny?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'..."
Binny: "Listen, leave me alone ... I can't even (unintelligable)
for nobody, now kiss my ass you bastard."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How come you're workin' today, Binny?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness."
Arnie: "Today's a holiday ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I need to rent a car ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I need to rent a car ..."
(Click)
Binny (with his mouth full): "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Will you sell me a car?"
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "I need to rent a car ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Will you sell me a car ..."
Binny: "Why in the hell don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "I need to rent a car."
Binny: "Well, I'm not the rental man ... the man won't
be here before nine o'clock."
Arnie: "Who do I need to talk to."
Binny: "Mr. Freeze."
Arnie: "Mr. who?"
Binny: "Mr. Freeze."
Arnie: "F-R-E-Z?"
Binny: "F-R-double-E-Z-E ... Freeze."
Arnie: "He'll be there when?"
Binny: "'Bout nine."
Arnie: "'Bout nine."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "Would you tell 'im that Roscoe's gonna call 'im
back about nine ..."
Binny: "Oh, you kiss my ass!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, I'm goin' back to South Carolina ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Will you have Mr. Freeze call me?"
Binny: "No ... uh, yeah ... what's yore number?"
Arnie: "Tell Mr. Freeze to call me, I need to rent a car."
Binny: "What's yore number?"
Arnie: "I'm goin' back over to South Carolina ..."
Binny: "What's yore number?"
Arnie: "Oh, my number is 728 ..."
(Click)
*Obviously, Arnie hangs up here before divulging his number.
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'."
Binny: "Quit worryin' me, you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "I ain't ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'..."
Binny: "Go t'hell, will ya!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin'."
Binny: "You son-of-a-bitch, leave me alone, you god damn
bastard."
Arnie: "Binny, guess what ...?"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Guess what ...?"
Binny: "Why in the hell don't hang up and quit,
you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Guess what ...?"
Binny: "Guess what, hell Q you god damn buzzard bastard."
Arnie: "Gonna be an eclipse today."
Binny: "Huh?"
Arnie: "Gonna be an eclipse today."
Binny: "Your god damn head'll be in eclipse if I git close
enough to ya."
Arnie: "You gonna watch it?"
Binny: "You god damn right ... I'll watch yore damn head bleed
.. if I ever see ya."
Arnie: "Can I come up and watch the eclipse with ya?"
Binny: "You god damn right ... come on up here."
Arnie: "Well ..."
Binny: "I wanna kill yore god damn ass anyhow."
Arnie: "What time ..."
Binny: "Then piss in yore damn face."
Arnie: "What time's it start?"
Binny: "Right now, if you git up here."
Arnie: "I mean the eclipse."
Binny: "God damn you and the eclipse too ... got'hell
you bastard."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw you this mornin'..."
(Click)
Binny: "Hello."
Arnie: "I saw you this mornin'..."
Binny: "Why don't you go somewhere and die you god
damn buzzard."
Arnie: "Binny, I saw you across the street."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw you ..."
Binny: "I said you son-of-a-bitch, leave me alone,
god damn ye."
Arnie: "... across the street."
Binny: "Got'hell!"
Arnie: "You had on a brown shirt ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw ye ..."
Binny: "Have you got anything else to do ... god damn it,
do it and leave me alone."
Arnie: "What wuz you doin' wearin' them brown britches?"
Binny: "Got'hell you god damn, mediokin, buzzard-pissin'
son-of-a-bitch."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw you across the street this mornin'..."
Binny: "Well, god damn, wasn't that so nice of you,
you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Well ..."
(Click)
Arnie: "Good mornin'."
Binny: "Got'hell you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "What d'ya want?"
Arnie: "I wanna know 'bout that car for sale ..."
Binny: "God damn you, you son-of-a-bitch, leave me alone."
(Click)
Binny: "(unintelligible)."
Arnie: "Good mornin' ... Binny?"
Binny: "What in the god damn hell d'you want, you buzzard?"
Arnie: "You gonna ... watch that eclipse today?"
Binny: "Will you kiss my god damn ass?"
Arnie: "Listen ... I need to rent a car and you never
did have that fella call me back."
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "I'm goin' to South Carolina next week..."
Binny: "I hope, god damn it, you stay."
Arnie: "Well, I gotta rent a car."
Binny: "Got'hell you god damn bastard."
Arnie: "You got any fer rent...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "You got a car for me...?"
Binny: "Would you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "Well..."
Binny: "God damn it, if you had any sense you'd leave me
alone you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Can I call up there...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, I'm gonna check on Barney's grave over..."
Binny: "Got'hell and jump in there with him, you
son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Goin' to South Carolina..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I need a good car to go to South Carolina in..."
Binny: "Well, god damn it, buy you one!"
Arnie: "Well ... ya'll got any good'uns up there?"
Binny: "You wouldn't come up here if we did."
Arnie: "Well, I tell you what I could do ... I could rent one."
Binny: "Well, come on rent it ... I'm not the rental man ...
I told you god damn it, Mr. Freeze is the rental man."
Arnie: "What's his name?"
Binny: "God damn it, how many times you want me to tell ya
... Freeze!'
Arnie: "F-R-E-Z?"
Binny: "F-R-double-E-Z-E!! ... why in the god damn hell you
... you don't know nothin', you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Well, I cain't spell too good."
Binny: "You cain't listen too good either, kin ya?"
Arnie: "Well, I forgot his name."
Binny: "Well..."
Arnie: "What time will he be in?"
Binny: "'Bout nine o'clock."
Arnie: "'Bout nine o'clock."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "I got to go back over to South Carolina..."
Binny: "Well, I hope you stay, you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "...check on Barney's tombstone."
Binny: "Well, god ... I hope the son-of-a-bitch falls on
ya and kills ya, god damn ya."
Arnie: "Now, you don't really want that..."
Binny: "Yeah I do ... I want you dead, you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Well, Barney wanted me to keep check on you..."
Binny: "God damn you and Barney both!"
Arnie: "Well, Barney wuz..."
Binny: "Why don't you come up here and talk to me,
god damn it, like a man?"
Arnie: "You cuss me too much."
Binny: "Well, I'm gonna hit ya if I ever see ya ...
to know ya"
Arnie: "Well, that's what I'm afraid of..."
Binny: "What the hell's yore name besides Arnie?"
Arnie: "My name's Roscoe."
Binny: "What's ... what else 'sides Roscoe?"
Arnie: "Roscoe Swenson."
Binny: "Roscoe ... shit, there ain't no such a god damn
name in the book."
Arnie: "Well, I don't have a listed number."
Binny: "Ya don't..."
Arnie: "Naw."
Binny: "Where ya live?"
Arnie: "I live out on ... on Telehoma highway."
Binny: "I think you a god damn liar."
Arnie: "Well, I never have lied to you, Binny."
Binny: "Well, by god, yer lyin' now."
Arnie: "Naw, I ain't either..."
Binny: "Where ya at now?"
Arnie: "I'm in m'car."
Binny: "You got a telephone in yore car?"
Arnie: "Yeah."
Binny: "I think you're a god damn, mother-fuckin',
lyin' son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Naw..."
Binny: "Kiss my ass, hear."
Arnie: "You said..."
Binny: "Go ta hell."
Arnie: "You said you wuz gonna tap m'phone."
Binny: "You damn right I am."
Arnie: "Well, see, you cain't tap it if I got a phone in
m'car, cuz they cain't trace me."
Binny: "The hell they cain't."
Arnie: "Not in m'car..."
Binny: "Yes they can too."
Arnie: "Well, you ain't got yer phone tapped at home have ye?"
Binny: "You god damn right. Why don't ya call me sometime
and see."
Arnie: "Aw, no ... I ain't gonna call ya at home."
Binny: "By god, you'll find out then ... whether it is or not."
Arnie: "I ain't gonna call you at home."
Binny: "C-call me at home tonight and you can find out."
Arnie: "Let me ask ya somethin'."
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "... when I go back over to South Carolina next week ..."
Binny: "And I hope you stay ... I hope you stay."
Arnie: "...when I rent a car ... you want me to check on some
of yore people over there?"
Binny: "I don't want you to do a god damn thing but leave
me alone."
Arnie: "Well, I'm not botherin' ya."
Binny: "Yes you are too ... it's worryin' the hell outta me."
Arnie: "Well, Barney wanted me to keep an..."
Binny: "God damn you and Barney both!"
Arnie: "He wanted me to keep check on you..."
Binny: "Now listen ... you son-of-a-bitch..."
Arnie: "Listen, I promised him I'd look out for ya."
Binny: "Well, god damn it, I can look out for m'own self.
Why don't ya come up here and try to look out for me?"
Arnie: "I saw you across the street..."
Binny: "Well, come on ... come on ... why don't you help
me across the street?"
Arnie: "Well, I waved at ye and you didn't wave."
Binny: "I wish, god damn it, I knowed who you wuz so
I could kill yore god damn ass."
Arnie: "You had on a brown shirt and brown britches."
Binny: "I wish t'hell ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny..."
Binny: "Listen ... don't worry me..."
Arnie: "Well, I saw you this mornin' and ..."
Binny: "Well good bye."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What time's that rental man s'posed to come in?"
Binny: "He's here now."
Arnie: "The rental man is?"
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "Well, I need to rent a car."
Binny: "Well come talk to him."
Arnie: "I've gotta rent it next week ... I ..."
Binny: "Come talk to him then."
Arnie: "I need it 'bout ... uh ... 'bout Monday."
Binny: "All right, you hafta wait'll then now to put yer
application in for it."
Arnie: "OK, will you put me down..."
Binny: "No, hell no, I ain't gonna do nothin' for ya,
you son-of-a-bitch. Leave me alone."
Arnie: "Tell him to call me."
Binny: "Leave me alone."
Arnie: "I need to see him ... I need to rent a car about
Monday."
Binny: "Well, I told ya to come see him ... or call him"
Arnie: "Well ... uh, what's his name agin'?"
Binny: "Freeze!"
Arnie: "Oh. I thought it wuz Ice or somethin.'"
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "How you spell it?"
Binny: "Well, god damn ... don't you know how t'spell Freeze?"
Arnie: "F-R-E-Z?"
Binny: "If that's the way you wanta spell it Q yeah."
Arnie: "Well, that's prolly good enough ... what kinda car..."
Binny: "Alright. Good bye."
Arnie: "What kind of cars they got to rent, Binny?"
Binny: "New Fords."
Arnie: "New ones?"
Binny: "Practically, yeah."
Arnie: "That'd git me to South Carolina OK?"
Binny: "I hope it gits ya there and don't bring ya back."
Arnie: "Well, I hafta bring the car back."
Binny: "Oh, I-I'd rather see the damn car leave as see you
... than fer you to be worryin' me all the time."
Arnie: "Well, I'm not worryin'..."
Binny: "There ain't no damn use in that. If you got any
sense a'tall quit worryin' me."
Arnie: "I'm not worryin' ya, Binny."
Binny: "Yes you are too."
Arnie: "I talk nice to ya."
Binny: "Well, quit worryin' me ... I don't wanna talk
to you a'tall ... I wanna kill ya, damn ye."
Arnie: "Barney wanted me..."
Binny: "Piss on Barney too!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw you this mornin' crossin' the street..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw you..."
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "You wuz wearin' them brown britches again."
Binny: "Leave me alone, will ya?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How much does it cost to rent a car ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "What's it cost to rent a car?"
Binny: "God damn it, I told you I didn't have nothin'
to do with that you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "How much is it...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How much is it ...?"
Binny: "Go t'hell you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How much does it ...?"
Binny: "Why don't you got'hell and leave me alone
you god damn sorry son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Well ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How much does it cost ..."
Binny: "Why don't you got'hell you god damn, medokin,
mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny ...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I don't know if I can afford it..."
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone, you crazy ass
son-of-a-bitch! Ain't you got no sense a'tall!"
Arnie: "I'm tryin' to figure out how much it cost..."
Binny: "God damn you. Leave me alone!"
Arnie: "How much does it cost to rent one ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I don't know if I can afford..."
Binny; "Leave me alone now, hear! I don't want you to
call this son-of-a-bitchin' number agin'! Ya hear me!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny I don't know if I can afford to rent ..."
Binny: "Listen, leave me alone now, hear?, I'm tired of it."
Arnie: "I'm tryin' to find out somethin'."
Binny: "God damn it, I'm tired of it, I'm gonna try my
best to git the sherrif up here and see if he
cain't stop this shit."
Arnie: "I'm tryin' to find out somethin' from ya..."
Binny: "God damn it, I don't wanna give you no information
a'tall. I don't want nothin' to do with ya god
damn son-of-a-bitch except kill ye!"
Arnie: "How much does it cost to rent a car?"
Binny: "I don't know ... I don't have nothin' to do with
that ... I told ya god damn it!"
Arnie: "I don't know if I can afford it or not."
Binny: "Well god damn it, you ... kiss my ass, hear!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "Got'hell, will ya?"
Arnie: "How much does it cost to rent a car?"
Binny: "I don't know I don't have nothin' to do with that!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Will you let me borrow some money?"
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "Will you let me borrow ..."
Binny: "You ain't got god damn sense enough have ya?"
Arnie: "You let me borrow some money to...?"
Binny: "I'll let you borrow this god damn stick across
yore fuckin' head if I ever git close to ya."
Arnie: "You had that stick with ya this mornin'..."
Binny: "You're god damn right and I'll kill ya with it too."
Arnie: "I saw you crossin' the..."
Binny: "I bought it 'specially to hit you in the god damn
head with it."
Arnie: "I saw you crossin' the street 'n you had it with ye."
Binny: "What the hell don't you quit ... quit goin'
and quit lookin' at me?"
Arnie: "How come you still got them little brown britches on?"
Binny: "Why don't you kiss a good man's ass and leave me
alone you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "God damn you ... leave me alone you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny..."
Binny: "You god damn buzzard!"
Arnie: "What you ... what you start carryin' that stick
with ye?"
Binny: "So I can kill you with it!"
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "So I can kill you with it! If I ever find out who
you are, I'm gonna kill you with it"
Arnie: "Well, I told you who I am."
Binny: "Who?"
Arnie: "I'm Roscoe Swenson."
Binny: "Sheee-it."
Arnie: "My bruh ... uh... you remember Barney?"
Binny: "Hell no, I don't wanna know Barney, god damn it,
you said he wuz dead so why don't you go die you god
damn ignorant son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I've got a picture of you and Barney..."
Binny: "Why don't you kiss my god damn ass you son-of-a-bitch."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I've got a picture of you and Barney..."
Binny: "Go t'hell, will ya!"
Arnie: "Did I ever tell you about that?"
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "Picture of you and Barney ...."
Binny: "Kiss my ass you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "... back when you wuz over at Camp Forest ..."
Binny: "Why don't you go t'hell?"
Arnie: "Barney told me you 'n him stayed in the same barracks
back over in the Camp Forest days."
Binny: "I ain't never been ... been in no barracks with
no crazy son-of-a-bitch like y'all."
Arnie: "Well, this wuz Barney, it wasn't me."
Binny: "Well, you ain't even ... you ... he's about as
god damn crazy as you were."
Arnie: "Barney told me that you used to drive a taxi cab
after you got out of Camp Forest and ..."
Binny: "I wish t'hell I could git you in a god damn car now."
Arnie: "Did you drive a taxi cab?"
Binny: "That's none 'a yore god damn bidness."
Arnie: "Well, Barney said you.."
Binny: "Barney can lie same as you can, you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Barney don't lie."
Binny: "Sheee-it!"
Arnie: "Barney don't lie."
Binny: "You 'n him both ain't nothin' but lyin' son-of-a-bitches.
God damn you.
Arnie: "Barney wanted me t'look out after ye..."
Binny: "God damn it, I can look out fer m'self 'n I'm
man enough t'do it."
Arnie: "I promised Barney 'fore he died I'd ...
I'd keep an eye on ya..."
Binny: "I wish, god damn it, you'd died with him."
Arnie: "You don't really mean that."
Binny: "Yes I do, god damn it, die now ya son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Don't you remember Barney?"
Binny: "Listen, god damn it, leave me alone."
Arnie: "Well, I wanted t'ask ya somethin'."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Don't you remember Barney..."
Binny: "God damn it, a man cain't even listen to the
news without a son-of-a-bitch like you botherin' him."
Arnie: "Binny..."
Binny: "Go t'hell!"
Arnie: "I want'a ask ya somethin'."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, I wanna ask ya somethin'."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Would you work on m'car today?"
Binny: "Go t'hell you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Well, I cain't afford to rent one; I thought
I might git mine fixed."
Binny: "Well, alright, god damn it, call the shop!"
Arnie: "Hey..."
Binny: "God damn ... you ain't got no sense you
mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitchin' bastard."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Can you ... uh ... work on m'car today?"
Binny: "I told ya I had nothin' to do with that, god damn it,
come check the shop out!"
Arnie: "Who do I call?"
Binny: "Well, uh ... Donny Robertson ... he's the shop foreman."
Arnie: "What's that number back there?"
Binny: "Well, you god damn son-of-a-bitch, you called it
enough, you oughtta know it."
Arnie: "I never have called back there."
Binny: "9700. And leave me alone you god damn bastard."
Arnie: "Well, Barney ... Barney said he used to call that
number back there ..."
Binny: "You god damn mediokin' son-of-a-bitch, leave me alone."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, I didn't see yer car..."
Binny: "Goodbye."
(Clidk)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, what wuz yer car..."
Binny: "Listen, leave me alone!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Listen, leave me alone, god damn it, I can do
nothin' without you, I'm busy."
Arnie: "I wanted t'ask ya somethin' ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Where's yore car, Binny...?"
Binny: "Listen, leave ..."
(Click)
Binny: "What do you want now?"
Arnie: "Where's yore car?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness!"
Arnie: "I didn't see it parked over there ..."
Binny: "Well, that's none of yore damn bidness."
Arnie: "You had another ..."
Binny: "Listen, quit botherin' me, god damn it, you
aggravatin' the hell outta me."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Quit!"
Arnie: "Be a pretty day for eclipse wouldn't it?"
Binny: "Go t'hell, you god damn, mediokin' son-of-a-bitch!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Unknown co-worker: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Could I speak to Binny please?"
Unknown co-worker: "Alright, hold on a minute."
Binny: "Binny Garret."
Arnie: "Binny, is somethin' wrong with yore car."
Binny: "God damn you, you son-of-a-bitch!"
(Click)
Interlude in the shop (See Note ?)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "Yeah?"
Arnie: "It's D-day."
Binny: "I'm busy ... I cain't help but what it is ...
I'm busy."
Arnie: "Binny, where were you yesterday ...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, where were you ..."
Binny: "Listen, now god damn it you son-of-a-bitch I told you
I'm tired ... I'm busy!"
(Click)
Binny: "What the hell you want now?"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "You god damn mediokin' son-of-a-bitch ..."
Arnie: "What about my rental car?"
Binny: "God damn it, come git the son-of-a-bitch if
you want it."
Arnie: "I called Mr. Freeze and he said you wuz gonna
set me up with one."
Binny: "Yeah, alright, come git it if you want it."
Arnie: "I'm goin' back over to South Carolina ..."
Binny: "I hope, god damn it, you stay or git killed
before you git back, you god damn son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you bastard!"
Arnie: "I called you yesterday about that old Ford ..."
Binny: "You damn bastard ... why in the god damn hell
can't you come out and face me."
Arnie: "Well, how come ye ... how come you wuz drinkin'
a beer ...?"
Binny: "None of yore god damn bidness."
Arnie: "You don't need to be drinkin'..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you god damn bastard!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "How come you wuz drinkin' a beer ...?"
Binny: "How 'bout go t'hell, will ya!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I saw ya ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "You ..."
Binny: "Why don't you go t'hell, you god damn son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Go! you nigger-lovin' son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you god damn nigger-lovin' son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Go suck a dick somewhere!"
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "You have m'rental car ready?"
Binny: "I wish you'd go t'hell, god damn it, come on and
git the son-of-a-bitch if you want it."
Arnie: "How much is it gonna cost me?"
Binny: "Fifteen dollars a day and fifteen cents a mile."
Arnie: "Well, that's ... that's what that other fella told me."
Binny: "Well, god damn it ... take it or leave it! Don't
make no difference to me you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "I'm gonna pick it up Monday."
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "I'm gonna pick it up Monday."
Binny: "Well, don't call me n'more then."
Arnie: "Binny ...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "You goin' out Northport today?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, you goin' to drink beer today ...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Hello, you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "You gonna drink ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "You goin' to that ..."
Binny: "Why don't you go t'hell."
Arnie: "How come you wuz drinkin' that beer yesterday?"
Binny: "Go t'hell you god damn bastard, it's none of
yore damn bidness what I do, you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "You don't wanna drink beer durin' work ..."
Binny: "Kiss my god damn ass you mother-fuckin'
son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "You drinkin'..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, what wuz you doin' drivin' that brown
car yesterday?"
Binny: "Well, now listen ... that ain't none 'a
yore bidness ..."
Arnie: "Well, I ..."
Binny: "...what I do."
Arnie: "Who wuz that drivin' with ye?"
Binny: "I don't know ... I don't even 'member."
Arnie: "I saw you wuz stayin' pretty late yesterday.
Look like you wuz workin' pretty hard. You sell
him one?"
Binny: "Not yet. Not yet. Well, I don't know what ...
why does it worry you?"
Arnie: "Well, I hope you sell one."
Binny: "Well, thank you, I sure I do."
Arnie: "What wuz you doin' out at Wal-Mart yesterday mornin'?"
Binny: "Well ... I would fuck her it you'd let me?'
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "I would fuck her if you'd let me. I ain't like you."
Arnie: "At Wal-Mart?"
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "What wuz you doin' at Wal-Mart yesterday?"
Binny: "None of yore damn bidness. Why don't you leave
me alone?"
Arnie: "Well, I ..."
Binny: "I wish to god you'd leave me alone ...
you worry the hell outta me."
Arnie: "Well, I saw you out there yesterday mornin'..."
Binny: "Well, I wish'd I could see you and know you so
I could knock hell outta ya."
Arnie: "You didn't even speak to me."
Binny: "I don't ... I don't to buzzards!"
Arnie: "Well, who wuz that you were drivin' with
yesterday evenin' in that old brown car?"
Binny: "Well, what good would it do you to know?"
Arnie: "Well, he looked like a awful dark man."
Binny: "Well ..."
Arnie: "Was he? Did you sell him a car?"
Binny: "No ... I told ya no!"
Arnie: "Well ..."
Binny: "Now will you kiss my ass and quit worryin' me?"
Arnie: "Binny I'm not worryin' ye ..."
Binny: "Yes you are too ..."
Arnie: "Barney ..."
Binny: "... every time you call me you worry me."
Arnie: "Well, Barney wanted me to keep up with ye."
Binny: "God damn you and Barney both!"
Arnie: "Barney's dead now."
Binny: "Well ... you oughtta die too."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "God damn ignorant son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "You got a garden out this year?"
Binny: "Kiss my ass!"
Arnie: "You got a garden out?"
Binny: "Is it any of yore bidness?"
Arnie: "Well, I've got one out ... I thought you ..."
Binny: "Hell yes, I've already had tomatoes outta my garden."
Arnie: "Well, I ain't had nothin' like that yet."
Binny: "Well, I have."
Arnie: "I thought if you needed some fresh vegetables,
I could bring you some."
Binny: "Well, bring me some ... I need 'em."
Arnie: "Well, I will when mine come in."
Binny: "Alright. Goodbye."
Arnie: "...when mine come in ..."
Binny: "Goodbye. Goodbye. Don't call me no more, now, hear?"
Arnie: "What wuz that you were carryin' outta Wal-Mart
yesterday?"
Binny: "None of yore bidness!"
Arnie: "Looked like you wuz gettin' a pair of shoes ..."
Binny: "Listen, I don't tell no god damn 'body what
I'm doin' or where I go. Now you kiss me ass and forget it."
Arnie: "Well ... I saw you out there ..."
Binny: "It's none of yore god damn bidness."
Arnie: "You didn't drink no beer yesterday at dinner did ya?"
Binny: "That's none of yore god damn bidness."
Arnie: "Well, I saw you out there at ..."
Binny: "Well, god damn ye ... goodbye!"
Arnie: "Binny, what wuz that ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Did you tell the fella 'bout m'rental car?"
(Click)
Binny: "Hello."
Arnie: "Did you tell 'em 'bout m'rental car?"
Binny: "Yes I did."
Arnie: "Well ..."
Binny: "I told you'd be by here Monday mornin' t'get it."
Arnie: "That's good, I ..."
Binny: "And they all wanna be here so they can see me kill ya."
Arnie: "Well, I'm gonna come up there in the mornin'..."
Binny: "Well ..."
Arnie: "I just wanted ... I ..."
Binny: "Will you do me a favor?"
Arnie: "You told me you wuz gonna have it ready for me
Monday mornin' ..."
Binny: "Will you do me a favor?"
Arnie: "Yes sir, I will."
Binny: "The next time you're around the god damn lake,
drop in you bastard."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I don't wanna drop in cause I cain't swim."
Binny: "Well I don't want ya t'swim ... I want ya
t'drown you bastard!"
Arnie: "You don't want me ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What wuz that you decided to buy out at
Wal-Mart yesterday?"
Binny: "I don't give a ... git some concrete blocks
to tie around yore god damn head and throw
you in the fuckin' lake if I ever git aholt of ya!"
Arnie: "Well, I didn't think you hated me like that."
Binny: "Huh?"
Arnie: "I didn't think you hated me like that."
Binny: "God damn! I hate yore fuckin' guts, you bastard!"
Arnie: "Binny..."
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Where you gonna eat at ...?"
Binny; "Now leave me alone ... bastard!"
(Click)
Arnie: "Where you gonna eat today?"
Binny: "I'm busy!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Where you gonna eat today?"
Binny: "You son-of-a-bitch, you need a god damn bullet
through yore fuckin' eyes!"
Arnie: "What ... "
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny, what all you got ... "
Binny: "Why don't you kiss my god damn ass you
mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Why don't you ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What you got in yer ..."
Binny: "You son-of-a-bitchin' ... go t'hell!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Good mornin."
Binny: "Good mornin."
Arnie: "You got my rental car ready this mornin'?"
Binny: "I guess it will be if Mr. Freeze gits in."
Arnie: "Mr. who?"
Binny: "Freeze."
Arnie: "F-R-E-Z?"
Binny: "Now why in the hell do you worry me like that for?"
Arnie: "Well ... he not there yet?"
Binny: "No. He be here 'bout, I guess eight-thirty or nine."
Arnie: "He told me he wuz gonna ... he told me he wuz gonna
leave a rental car with you for me to pick up."
Binny: "Well, I'll git'chu one if you'll c'mon."
Arnie: "Well, he told me you wuz gonna hep' me out on that
price."
Binny: "I might help you shit! You no god damn well I didn't
say no such a damn thing you lyin' bastard."
Arnie: "Well, he told me you wuz gonna help me out on ..."
Binny: "I didn't told such a ... I don't give a damn what
he told ya, but I ain't!"
Arnie: "Well, I can git it fer twelve-seven ... twelve dollars ..."
Binny: "Well, git ..."
Arnie: "... twelve dollars ..."
Binny: "Go git the son-of-a-bitch and quit worryin'
me you son-of-a-bitch!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "If I come up there now, will that car be ready to go?"
Binny: "You come up here right now and I'll kill yore
god damn ass! Come on!"
Arnie: "Well, now I wuz wantin' to rent a car."
Binny: "Well you can git the car too, after you git killed!"
Arnie: "Mr. Freeze told me you'd hep' me out on that price."
Binny: "You ... tell ... you and Mr. Freeze both of you's god damn liars!"
Arnie: "Well. That twelve ... fifteen dollars is too much."
Binny: "Well don't git it then you son-of-a-bitch. I don't care."
Arnie: "I'll give twelve and twelve."
Binny: "You'll give shit!"
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "If you git a god damn car from me you give fifteen and fifteen!"
Arnie: "Well ... uh ... he told me I could git it fer twelve twelve."
Binny: "Who told you that?"
Arnie: "You."
Binny: "I didn't say no such a god damn thing you lyin' bastard!"
Arnie: "Well, Mr. Freeze said ..."
Binny: "Why don't you come face to face with me and call me that?"
Arnie: "Well, Mr. Freeze said you could git me a good deal
on one."
Binny: "Mr. Freeze didn't tell you no such a god damn thing."
Arnie: "You'd hep' me out on it wouldn't ya?"
Binny: "I'll help kill yore god damn ass!"
Arnie: "Well, you'd help Barney out if he wanted ..."
Binny: "I'll kill him too if I see 'im."
Arnie: "Barney's dead."
Binny: "Well, you gonna be too if I ever see ya!"
Arnie: "Barney said you helped him out one time on a rental car."
Binny: "You a god damn lyin' son-of-a-bitch and he is too!"
Arnie: "That's what Barney said ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I guess I'll hafta go somewhere else ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Be hot today."
Binny: "Go t'hell!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Has yore rental cars got air-conditionin' in 'em?"
Binny: "They out to the motel! Go up there 'n git one and quit
worryin' me you god damn sorry son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "They have air?"
Binny: "Why hell yes!"
Arnie: "Cuz it's gonna be hot today if I haft to go ..."
Binny: "Well open yore god damn mouth 'n I'll shit in it ...
you son-of-a-bitch.
Arnie: "Binny ..."
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "I need to call out there to the motel ..."
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "I need to call out there to the motel ..."
Binny: "Well, I don't give a damn where you call except me!"
Arnie: "They got some rental cars up there?"
Binny: "I don't know nothin' about the god damn thing.
I told ya that!"
Arnie: "Mr... what's his name?... Freeze?"
Binny: "Well, you tell him to come up here and rent
it to ya, god damn it!"
Arnie: "He said you wuz gonna have me one fixed up."
Binny: "All right. Good. Good. You kiss me ass now."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What kinda car is ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you son-of-a-bitch!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "What kinda car is it ..."
Binny: "Listen, bastard, god damn it, leave me alone."
Arnie: "What kinda car is it you got fer me t'rent?"
Arnie: "Well, you come on up here, god damn it, and
you'll see!"
Arnie: "Well. I'd like t'know 'fore I come up there and ..."
Binny: "God damn! You son-of-a-bitch!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "What?"
Arnie: "You got me a rental car ready this mornin'?"
Binny: "Why in the hell don't you quit worryin' me? If you
want a god damn rental car, come git it."
Arnie: "Well, Mr. Freeze said you wuz gonna have me one ready ..."
Binny: "Well, Mr. Freeze'll git you one if you want it!"
Arnie: "Is he there?"
Binny: "Not right now."
Arnie: "He's not there yet?"
Binny: "He'll be here after while."
Arnie: "Well, I'll call him then, I guess."
Binny: "Alright."
Arnie: "He said you wuz gonna have me one."
Binny: "Well, I don't know a thing in the world about
no rental cars ... now you'll just gonna hafta talk t'him."
Arnie: "You gonna git me one fer twelve 'n twelve?"
Binny: "Who?"
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "Who ... Freeze?"
Arnie: "Are you gonna git me one fer twelve 'n twelve?"
Binny: "I ain't gonna git ya a damn thing but a killin'!"
Arnie: "Well, he told me you wuz gonna git me one."
Binny: "He told a god damn lie, I know it. I ain't never
give nobody nothin' ... but hell."
Arnie: "If I go back to South Carolina I might need somebody
to tend m'garden ..."
Binny: "I wish, god damn it, you stay ... where ... where's
yer garden at?"
Arnie: "Uh, it's behind m'house."
Binny: "Where's yer house at?"
Arnie: "It's out on Ragda Road."
Binny: "Yer a damn liar."
Arnie: "Yeah. I moved out there yesterday."
Binny: "Yer a damn liar."
Arnie: "Out on Ragda Road ... you gonna come out there 'n take
care of it for me?"
Binny: "Yeah. Hell yeah!"
Arnie: "You got any stuff in yer garden?"
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "What all you got?"
Binny: "Every damn thing."
Arnie: "What's everything?"
Binny: "Everything you puts in the garden."
Arnie: "Well ... I got quite a bit 'a stuff in mine ...
I thought if you needed some stuff I'd let y'have some."
Binny: "Yeah, well good. Good, good. Bring 'um t'me."
Arnie: "I'd like t'ask you somethin' Binny."
Binny: "Wha ... what. Well, ask me 'n git off the damn phone
... this is a bidness phone."
Arnie: "How come yer headlight doors stay up and ..."
Binny: "None o' yer bidness!"
Arnie: "Want me t'fix 'em for ye?"
Binny: "No, hell no. Don't want you t'do a damn thing for
me but quit callin' me."
Arnie: "Well, I ... I could fix them ..."
Binny: "I wish you'd quit callin' me, god damn it."
Arnie: "Well, how come them headlight doors stay open?"
Binny: "Well I don't know, god damn it, quit worryin' me!
Go t'hell!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Is Mr. Freeze there?"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Mr. Freeze in?"
Binny: "Call 'im at the motel, god damn it 'n quit worryin' me!"
Arnie: "Where's m'car ...?"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Why in the god damn hell don't you leave me alone,
you bastard?"
Arnie: "Mr. Freeze in there yet?"
Binny: "Well, I told you no, god damn it!"
Arnie: "Well, I just called up at the motel and they said
he wuz ..."
Binny: "Well, I don't know where in the hell he's at ...
don't worry me. You son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "If he's already left up there, he must be comin'..."
Binny: "You god damn mediokin' bastard!"
Arnie: "You left them doors ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "What!"
Arnie: "Mr. Freeze in there yet?"
Binny: "Why don't in the god damn hell cain't you hush?"
Binny: "Why don't you tell 'im t'call me?"
Binny: "Yeah. Where?"
Arnie: "Have him call me at home."
Binny: "What's yer number?"
Arnie: "I left m'number with him, it's BR-549 ..."
Binny: "Oh, you go t'hell you son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Now, Binny ..."
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny ..."
Binny: "Leave me alone, will ya?!"
Arnie: "How come those headlight doors stay up on yer car ..."
Binny: "Leave me alone, god damn it, that's my bidness!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Binny?"
Binny: "What do you want now?"
Arnie: "I didn't tell ya the truth 'bout where I lived a
while ago."
Binny: "I didn't think y'ever told the god damn truth,
you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Well, I told ya I live out Ragda ... I live ...
y'know, go out Bear Creek Road ..."
Binny: "You a god damn lyin' mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Well, I ain't done it."
Binny: "Yes you are."
Arnie: "Then you go across Power's Ridge ... go up there
t'the top o' the hill 'n turn left."
Binny: "What kinda car you drive?"
Arnie: "I still got that ol' green LTD."
Binny: "Green what LTD?"
Arnie: "Huh?"
Binny: "What LTD? Green?"
Arnie: "'77 model."
Binny: "Yeah?"
Arnie: "Yeah. Go down there'n turn left 'n go 'bout three
miles."
Binny: "Uh-huh."
Arnie: "Come to a fork in the road 'n take a right."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "Take a right and go four more miles ..."
Binny: "Take a right where?"
Arnie: "After you turn left at Power's Ridge ..."
Binny: "Yeah."
Arnie: "Go up there, you come to a fork in the road ...
take a right there."
Binny: "Uh ... that's comin' back into town. Lyin'
son-of-a-bitch!"
Arnie: "Go on back three miles and ..."
Binny: "You a god damn lyin' bastard, I know that
country's will as you do."
Arnie: "Well, you never have been out there that-a-way,
have ye?"
Binny: "No, but I tell you what ... next time you go
I hope the god damn bridge falls in with ya,
you son-of-a-bitch."
Arnie: "Come out across there ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Mr. Freeze tell ya yet ..."
Binny: "God damn you, leave me alone you bastard!"
Arnie: "I gotta have that car ..."
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Has Mr. Freeze made it there yet ..."
Binny: "Listen, god damn it, I'm busy, will you leave me
alone you god damn mediokin' bastard!"
Arnie: "Well, I gotta git m'rental car."
Binny: "Go t'hell!"
(Click)
(Phone rings)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Mornin' Binny."
Binny: "Good mornin'."
Arnie: "I saw you this mornin'."
Binny: "You did."
Arnie: "You had that little blue shirt 'n blue britches on."
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone?"
Arnie: "Well, I wuz lookin' at yer car out there ..."
Binny: "Why don't you leave me alone. Now, I'm askin'
you kindly, leave me alone you, god damn it,
you worry the hell outta me ... now don't ...
don't be callin' me no more."
Arnie: "Want me t'fix yer car?"
Binny: "I don't want a damn thing you got ... nothin' but
yer life."
Arnie: "Well, I saw yer headlight doors ..."
Binny: "I don't give a god damn 'bout the headlight doors,
nor you either. Leave me alone!"
Arnie: "How come they're still up?"
Binny: "None o' yer damn bidness."
Arnie: "Well, I kin fix 'em for ye."
Binny: "No you ain't either. I don't want nothin'
you got but yer life!"
Arnie: "Well ..."
Binny: "Leave me alone."
Arnie: "Well, that other fella didn't git me no rental car.
Reckon I could rent yer car?"
Binny: "Hell no!"
Arnie: "If I'd rent it here, I'd fix them headlight doors for ye."
Binny: "God damn ye."
Arnie: "What would you charge ...?"
Binny: "Kiss my ass you mother-fuckin' son-of-a-bitch ...
you god damn low-life bastard!"
(Click)
Binny: "Al White Motors."
Arnie: "Why don't you let me fix ..."
Binny: "Listen you ... leave me alone, will ya? You god
damn bastard ..."
Arnie: "I wanna ask you somethin'."
Binny: "God damn ye!"
Arnie: "Where'd you git them blue britches ..."
Binny: "None'a yer god damn bidness!"
Arnie: "I'd like t'git me some'a them ..."
Binny: "Go t'hell you bastard!"
Arnie: "I think their good lookin' britches."
Binny: "Well, buy you some, god damn ya, if you got the money."
Arnie: "Where'd you git 'em at?"
Binny: "None'a yer bidness."
Arnie: "I got the money. I'd like t'know where I ..."
Binny: "Well, leave me alone!"
Arnie: "I'd like t'know where I could git a pair of 'em."
Binny: "Now leave me alone, will ya?"
Arnie: "What time does that rental man come ..."
Binny: "I don't know what time he comes in, so leave me
alone you god damn bastard!"
(End of Part One)
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