It's Here!! In spite of Popular Demand!
The JANOR HYPERCLEETS catalogue!
WARNING: THIS CATALOG CONTAINS TASTELESS MATERIAL
IF OFFENDED BY SUCH STUFF, BAIL OUT NOW!
Audio:
THE JANOR DEVICE PART I: "Worst of" Janor Hypercleets 1980-
1984. Actual supernatural trance channeling experiences
recorded live on tape. Edited by Rev. Ivan Stang. Some
ranting so fast you can't even follow it. "The funniest
tape in the galaxy. Probably over your head." --HIGH
WEIRDNESS BY MAIL
THE JANOR DEVICE PART II: "I'm Too Busy Hating", "Worst of"
Janor Hypercleets 1984-1989. Scathing Anti-Normalcy hate
rants, Janor Hypercleets commercials, DR.'S 4 "BOB" in Outer
Space and more More MORE! You cannot live without this
sacred product!
DR.'S FOR "BOB"-A LEWD SPECTACLE OF WANTON DEPRAVITY: Janor
Hypercleets lead vocals, Sternodox, G. Gordon Gordon, "Big
Smoke" Pitts, and MORE! Greatest hits of DR'S 4 "BOB"-the
most celebrated Subgenius band! "Told The Judge to Suck My
Dick", "Cut My Toe Off With a Lawnmower Blues and other
exciting hits!
JANOR DEVICE PART III: Not available at this time.
All audio cassettes - $7.50
Video:
STREAM OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS: Janor Hypercleets live in San
Francisco, 1989. Co-starring Dr. Howl and The Band That Dare
Not Speak It's Name. Classic performance-Oder this tape or
KILL MEE!!!! "His mouth is a living amusement park" Janor
Hypercleets Live in San Francisco, 1991. Co-starring Papa
Joe Mama, Dr. Howl, Puzzling Evidence, Bishop Joey and
Pamela Pain. Extremely sick performance.
THE MOUTH: Janor Hypercleets LIve in Savannah, Georgia,
1994 Co-starring Keith Coselle, Papa Joe Mama, and Barney
Hitler. Janor Hypercleets suicide sketch, abortion
philosophy sketch, dominatrix sketch, assassination of Dobbs
(again!) and MORE!
BOBBY: A Rock Opera by The Southland Corporation. The Saga
of the Ultimate Dumb, Mean Redneck. Recorded live in Little
Rock, 1993. Janor Hypercleets-lead vocals, "TRUK"-
Keyboards, Lenny Skinny-lead guitar, Jim Mize-bass, David
Burts-drums. "If Bobby Ever Found Out About this shit he'd
kill Our Ass!"
THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE ENTERTAINMENT PROBLEM"-Janor
Hypercleets live in New York City, 1993. Co-starring
Jennifer Blowdryer. A national socialist subgenius
philosophy presents The Church of the Subgenius(tm) as the
master race and advocates the extermination of the Normals.
It's the Big Shocker!
****All video tapes $15.00****
Also available:
THE CHURCH OF DON PAMPHLET #1: Scathing, hateful parody of
The Church of the Subgenius(tm). Crush your friends who
think they're ultra-hip because they worship "Bob".
Loathesome and utterly invalid...$1.00
THE FIRST CHURCH OF CUTE YOUNG GIRLS WHO
ARE SLAVES TO JANOR HYPERCLEET'S COCK
No fee necessary. Free membership to *QUALIFIED
APPLICANTS*. Only cost is total unconditional obedience to
Janor's every whim. Achieve unbridled sexual ecstasy and
freedom from all responsibility and tiresome decision
making. Also cums with membership card and explanatory
flyer. Why get ripped off somewhere else when you can come
here?
Rare Videos:
FINGERED!: Starring Lydia Lunch. Crudest imagery
imaginable. Features scene of Lydia Lunch being, raped,
fisted and sodomized with a gun. Very tasteless.
G.G. ALLIN: AMERICA'S FAVORITE SON: G.G. Allin captured
live in two "musical" performances and one poetry reading in
Boston. Typical G.G. antics including eating his own shit,
masturbating on stage, attacking audience members, etc.
Poetry reading is especially funny because he refuses to
read a single poem. A must see.
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: Directed by Ed Wood Jr., starring
Chrisswell, Tor Johnson and Bela Lugosi. The all time
classic of Bad. Pie pan flying saucers dance from strings.
Favorite dialogue: "But why are you doing this?" "Because
of Death!" Selected by The Golden Turkey Awards as "Worst
Film of All-Time" just as Ed Wood, Jr. was selected as
"Worst Director of All Time". Need we say more?
ORGY OF THE DEAD: Directed by Ed Wood Jr., this softcore
porn flick is an undiscovered classic easily as funny, if
not funnier than "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
NIGHT OF THE GHOULS: Another Ed Woods Classic of bad, in
some ways a sequel to Plan 9.
DEVIL GIRL FROM MARS: Another cheesy bad sci-fi film, this
one's from 1959.
Send order to: Janor Hypercleets
8701 Evergreen
Little Rock, Ark
72207
OR KILL ME!
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