XDAY2K Lemuria interim report - Nenslo faction

From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 3, 2000 9:55 PM

A Dark Cloud kept Nenslo in bed July 1st until 11 am and from 3 to 6 pm,
after which St. Mr. & Mrs. Humanoid, recently of that stinking pile of
shit Seattle, appeared at the kooks museum to bring a ray of sunshine
into our lives. While dining out we were given free experimental
Salvadoran food. Subsequently we enjoyed at the Kooks Museum a showing
of the Seattle devival footage depicting Mighty Nenslo's performance of
1). Satan's speech to his army from Milton's Paradise Lost 2). a
recitation directly plagiarized from the Baghavad Gita 3). a song
plagiarized from Woody Guthrie [there's a fella] 4). the surprisingly
all-original all-Nenslo song not heard on recent hour of slack entitled
Seattle Is A Stinking Pile Of Shit. Upon witnessing which, Mrs. Nenslo
re-affirmed her great respect and admiration for a man who could compel
a crowd of revelers to gleefully curse themselves and their entire
city. After much gabbing we all marveled for a few minutes at the sets
and costumes of the 1924 silent Russian film Aelita Queen of Mars. The
Humanoides then fled to eastern Lemuria in surch of that burning solar
globe which I, Mighty Nenslo, have BANNED from my realm for the duration
of the Onanian/Lemurian festivities.

Aaah, Beautiful grey skies of Lemuria! At my behest, the weather
control center provided the world record coldest July day in Lemurian
history since 1945, and a beautiful beautiful cloudburst and much
aromatic drizzling all day today. Rain on, oh grey skies of Lemuria!
Rain on the parades of the Hu-Man! Rain upon the logger's competitions,
the rodeos and fireworks displays of the Hu-Man! RAIN ON UNTIL THE COLD
GREY WAVES BREAK ONCE MORE ABOVE THIS BLESSED LAND!!!

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