Greetings from Rev. Moxie

From: "Rev. Moxie" <rev_moxie@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 13, 2000 8:00 PM
Message-ID: <Vvub5.1894$EQ3.152175@news-east.usenetserver.com>

A very drunken salutation to you all! I only recently got a new computer
after the demise of my trusty old 486 with the 14.4 modem. Now I'm virtually
speeding around the web my spankin new pentium III (woo-hoo!) My deepest
regrets for not being able to party down in the year 2000 with you all, a
(not-so) brief explanation.
As some of you may have noticed, at XX-day I hooked up with this cute
pagan chick who was working for the mead seller. Locnar knows of whom I
speak, he tried desperately to get in her knickers or sarong as it were
himself. Alas for poor Locnar he failed and I succeeded. We spent three days
at Brushwood, in short duration marriage bliss. We nearly blew out the
shocks in my car, Rev. Bus-stop-pest can attest. I left there alone with a
heavy heart, missing already the heady Yeti sex-hurt that had been my reward
for serving Dobbs. My love and I exchanged phone numbers, no fool am I
though, knowing full well I'd likely never hear from her again.
Imagine my shock when she called me from Brushwood two days later! She
and her employer had a falling out about his grabbing her teats, he felt it
was fine she didn't. She came for a visit rather than return home
immediately to her home in Missouri. It has been over a year now and she
still hasn't left (Thank Dobbs!).
Now for the reason we did not make it to XXX-day together. We had
planned to go back as much for the fun of XXX-day as for our own reasons,
however my friends we had to stay home because Mrs. Moxie and I are
expecting a little Uber-Femme sometime between now and the 1st of August.
Travel would have been miserable in her current state of pregnancy.

Rest assured that we will be there next year, mayhap with our little
SubGenius baby in tow.
Until next time,
Rev. Moxie


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