Einstein in the Forest

From Dances with Rockets

We should plan a big bonfire lighting for Sat. of XXXX-Day, surrounded by the seven rings, and ignited by the four horsemen of the apocolypse. I'm good on horseback. We just need three other riders and four rental horses.

Next year I think I'll give the pagans something to worry about. I'll bring a few bails of hay, take 'em back to the cualdron test range, an practice my flaming arrow act. Completely quiet and utterly artistically terrorizing if they walk back to see what we're up to. Be cool to ignite a 55 gallon drum Cremora bomb with it. Who else has a compound bow? We could put a death-defying circus side-show together.

HEY...So what if he didn't blow anything up... and was actually not nearly as menacing a character in general as years past. (Before I got to know Strange a bit more last year, I seriously thought he had the potential to pull a Law's Rocket out his car, flip up the built-in target sites, and let one rip into a bobbie campsite.) As a professional musician master, maybe I'm the only one who fully comprehends the genius of his efforts this year. A MUCH larger step of creative flow than The Pulpit -in my view as Church Cantor, of course. SURE... to most of you it was just some goofy noisemaker thing. But it is a TRUE effort of PURE slack. I think it should be renamed... from the Whackomaphone... to the SLACKOPHONE !!! I'll be out at Brushwood this weekend just fuckin' off, and you can bet I'll be puttin' in some serious quality practice time on the Slackophone. Pretty groovin' hell of a super powered spud gun too, and some pretty damned tasty shishkaBOBs. The Slackophone is a total Build Your Own Rocket thing. Who knows HOW we gonna GET OFF!? Maybe rocket-butt sniffin' won't do it. There's a lot of us, and some of 'em are kinda big. BUT SOUND... EXTREME SONIC PULSATIONS (ESP)... just might do it. Imagine a Slackophone with pipes the size of a skyscraper... mmmmm... Lot of air comes out the end of those pipes...
mmmmmmmm...

Drysappinfrappie and a gallon of stethoscope chas
I am not a rocket... I am a human beam

On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 12:42:51 -0400, Ken Musgrave wrote:

| At 06:34 PM 7/3/00 -0700, ChasSmith wrote: | >Remember, it all comes down to orbital mechanics and free return trajectory.
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| "It was the best of times."
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| Strange will begin his pyro reeducation a week from Saturday. |
| "Bob" willing, we might all survive our rendition of the Seven Rings of | Hell at XXXX-Day.
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| Praise "Bob" and pass the ammunition.
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| -Doc Mojo
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Einstein in the Forest

| Hey Chas,
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| Don't forget, I did almost kill you, me, Mojo, Codini and Stang with
one
| flick of my Bic.
|
| Strange

MY sex-goddesses... that's true. That's even one of my favorite moments of the week. I just remember Mojo yelling out just after you lit the fuse, "Shit, you idiots, we could all be killed." Then... KABLOOIE!!! It was like a moment from the movie Platoon. "IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL." And it was.

If we all died... there would go the best and biggest cocks in the whole church. The Connieites would take over, and Earth would become like Venus, a paradisical swamp planet ruled by uberwomen with all the men caged and kept for breeding purposes.

There was even a moment there, jut as you were lighting the fuse, I thought... "Well... a mortar shell shouldn't be sitting at the top of the mortar, but, Strange must know what he's doing." That's just when Mojo yelled out. But too late... the fuse was lit and we had nowhere to go but DOWN for cover. Glad I had a leather cowboy hat on.

Heh heh... fond memories.

Chas
Heads or tails and happy trails

Remember, it all comes down to orbital mechanics and free return trajectory.

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