>I have all of the publications of the SubGenius, picked up at secondhand bookstores and left over from the estates of dead SubG's. I am not ordained. Why?
>BECAUSE MY MISSION IS TO BECOME THE LAST ORDAINED SUBGENIUS
>I work for the con and sometimes THEY PAY DARNED WELL. But like Galileo and Darwin, I will of course repent at the last minute.
>On the morning of 5 July, 1998, someone will find you and hand you $30 in quarters. If you remember this E-mail, you will know who it is. Call this fan mail if you wish - but you're smarter than that.
I have bad news for you, son. The price starts going up geometrically starting next year. First we add a zero every month to the price, then every week, then every day and finally every MINUTE as 7-5-98 approaches.
I'm afraid that the Last Ordained SubGenius will probably be the Sultan of Brunei or someone along those lines.
It's kind of a cute idea, though. But wouldn't you be worried about your SOUL?? What if WE FUCKED UP? You'd be up shit creek with no paddle, literally.
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