Back to X-DayThere's a HUGE HARVEST of stupid fucking city-boy Bobbies and Bobbettes waiting to be FUCKED in WHATEVER WAYS WE WANT!!It'll be BOBBIE-TORTURE CENTRAL!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BULLY IDIOTS with TOTAL IMPUNITY!!!
Here's the scene -- the usual half-naked pagan burnouts that always come to anything at Brushwood, all tripped out, PLUS a hundred BOBBIES literally ready to do anything you tell them to "within reason," EH EH EH. (That's where the SECRET ACTUAL SADISM of the REAL DOKTORS comes in!!) For, lording it over these losers and dregs with their whiney Brooklyn accents and toothsome frustrated girlfriends, will be THE MEANEST LOUDEST POEBUCKER SUBGENIUS HIERARCHITE DOKTORS!!! Not just PRETENDING to act like CRAZED CULT LEADERS!! But actually seeing JUST HOW FAR WE CAN PUSH THEM!!!
Imagine the fear and awe inspired in these insipid whelps by the likes of STERNO! LEGUME!!! G. GORDON GORDON!! The criminally dangerous-looking David Apocalypse! And all other swaggering multi-dicked-and/or-titted blustering scary doktors who choose to attend.
In the grand tradition of the Zen Master whacking the pupils with a stick for years, or Robert Tilton, we shall generate whole intense psychodramas just by introducing two "types" to each other... we can REALLY FUCK WITH THEIR MINDS!!
WE GOTTA DO IT MAN!!! FOR THE CHILDREN!!! The little CHILDREN!!?! It's time to draw the Bobbies together -- not to be POLITE to them, OH NO... but to give them just a LITTLE TASTE of DOBBSTOWN!!!
"Balls... in vicegrips... in Dobbstown... You're an OverMan Now!"
-- trad. Drs. for Wotan chant