At last the Hypercleats has been surpassed, outstripped and out-tongued.
Joe is no comedian, Joe is no stand-up 'performance artist', hell,
he's not even a damned bold surrealist...what he is however is fuckin'
nuts and a study in the morbity of the eternal pre-adolescent male mind.
Joe is a walking yawp from the immature subsconscious that transcends its
glossolalian content a reveals the true and blinding truth of stupidity
vouchsafed only to sainsts and the mentally infirm, and Joe qulifies as
both. Ihope Hypercleats' gig on radio works out because Joe's future work
(should there be any, Dobbs forbid) threatens to blow Janor off the green
and into the rough.
Joe rules..for now.
GGG
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From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Date: 13 Mar 1996 15:19:03 GMT
In article <4i3od7$2n8@ionews.ionet.net>, bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) says:
>nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) wrote:
>
>>gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote:
>>a bunch of peabrained nonsense.
>
>> Listen folks this Joe tape is just STUPID. This guy is a
>>retarded pervert. The whole thing is like lutefisk, you know? It's got
>>no flavor or texture and everybody sort of acts like they like it and get
>>everybody else to eat it but it's just a DUMB JOKE to get you to eat this
>>crap that nobody would eat otherwise. Or pickled herring. This Joe
>>thing is just another stupid JAR FULL OF FISH.
>> You have to act like it's TOTALLY TOTALLY COOL and rave about how
>>great Joe is and everybody will think your a big subgenius because you
>>like a thing that is so stylistically outre' and beyond and "out there"
>>that it TOTALLY SUCKS AND SOUNDS LIKE LAME STUPID REPETITIVE CRAP to the
>>untrained ear.
>
>Well, I was fairly sure that Gordon was referring to Newman, but after
>reading this review, I'm not so sure.
>
>I happen to like Joe Newman's work very much. It doesn't matter
>whether that makes me a bigtime SubG or not. I DON'T like the work of
>almost every other SubGenius musician. You figure it out and tell me
>whether I'm a real SubG or not.
Acxtually I wasn't referring to Joe Newman although he's a friend and I
like his work, actually I was referring to the tape of some guy named
Joe that Stang sent me. Although NENSLO is quite right about the tape
I thought I would give it a plug to see if anyone else out there would jump
on the bandwagon. in good Bobbie fashion..bad as the tape it, like Nenslo
it has a certain, grating charm and is far superior to most of the stuff
on this newsgroup!
G. Gordon-Gordon, (Merc. Merc.) Pope of the Southern Hemisphere (P.O.S.H.)
Member Worshipful Order White Masters [M.W.O.W.M]
Greenhelle Sub-Genius Missionary Outreach Program
& Weapons Brokerage, Pty., Ltd. (you were warned!)
"Won't be here when this shithouse goes down!" WSB
"Give me the antidote...or KILL me!" GGG
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Subject: Nenslo's NEW RETARDED TAPE
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.flack
Date: 11 Mar 1996 19:41:44 GMT
Organization: Retarded Pervert Records
Since tapes of RETARDED PERVERTS singing STUPID "SONGS" OVER AND
OVER have become so popular I would like to announce the new tape I
just finished recording this morning.
It is entitled FRANKENSONGS: SONGS I SING TO MY CAT WHOSE NAME IS
FRANKENSTEIN THE CAT
This recording includes The Bowl-Washing Song, Scrowbledy-Scrow,
Flinky's Dinner Call (Tuna Time), Where's Your Ball, Bleegle, Scoop The
Poops, and a couple more. They are all very short but I make up for that
by singing them over and over. The other side of the tape includes actual
recordings of me talking to and playing with my cat. In between the songs
are various anecdotes about my cat which I tell. Including the hilarious
"Bumped his head on the underside of the kitchen table as he jumped into
my lap," and the origin of the game of Peek'N'Run.
To obtain your copy, please cut your head off, wrap it in white
paper, and put it down the nearest storm sewer. You never used it much
except to eat with anyway and believe me you could stand to lose a few
pounds.
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From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
Date: 12 Mar 1996 19:14:31 GMT
Steve Bevilacqua (lemur@apk.net) wrote:
:
: .. And NOW you can find out for yourself
: "Joe" Lame retarded asshole or genius prophet
: Just order the "Joe" experience from the New and Improved
: SubGenius CAtalog coming April to a website near you.
Here's what the critics are saying:
"He's up there ranting his ass off, that's more than most people do!"
-- Lou Duchez
"This may or may not be your bag, but you can't know until you hear it."
-- Ludu Shay
"Aufricht? Wish I had me German dictionary. That's gotta mean something."
-- 'Lude O'Shea
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Subject: Re: moonpants
From: mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend)
Date: 10 Mar 1996 05:08:50 GMT
i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
->really, Townsend, what's the idea, misrepresenting as our "inside
->joke" the TAIL END of a whole SONG,
That's all you performed for me.
-> a JOE AUFRICHT song in fact,
Yeah, and Jesus even forgot the ejaculate part.
-> being
->MIMICKED by me for you in the OBVIOUSLY VAIN attempt to explain to you a
->fabulous new recent kook discovery, for YOUR edification!!!
Oh, is that what happened?
-> The only
->reason you ran that clip was you saw a good excuse to make me look stupid
->out of context.
You must be out of your mind.
-> I have enough trouble being stupid IN context, I don't
->need you taking advantage like some common Bobbie or fucking Bohab.
Here I am, simply sharing this delightful clip of you and Bevilaqua with
the rest of the folks here in alt.slack, and you're calling me names?
->Hell, by the time I write this, you've already GOT a copy of Hour of SLack
->519 with several Joe clips, including the moonpants song.
No I don't.
-> And I'll bet you
->end up being one of those GIMPS who thinks it's JUST STUPID and doesn't
->comprehend the VAST INCHOATE RUMBLINGS of Joe's ARCHETYPAL ONENESS
->burbling up from the collective unconscious.
Ok, it's a bet.
-> You're probably one of those
->guys that looks at an R. Crumb cartoon and only sees pornography.
ENOUGH OF THESE INSULTS! Praise Fucking Joe!!
-Dad
--
D A D ' S N E W S L A C K S
mtownsend@interramp.com http://www.rlabs.com/dad/
tapexchange (send one, get one): PO Box 4722, Portland ME 04112 USA
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In article <lemur.42.02494AF8@apk.net>, lemur@apk.net (Steve Bevilacqua) wrote:
>
> >In article <lemur.39.0FB6CD50@apk.net>, lemur@apk.net (Steve Bevilacqua) wrote:
>
> >->By "Bob" man this is not an inside joke!
> >->
> >->It is Joe!
> >->
> >->If you have not yet heard Joe, wait you will, it is no joke. Nothing has
> >->ever been more serious.
>
> >Yeah? So send me the tape!
>
> >Moonplants indeed.
>
> It will be available through the SubGenius new on line CAtalog in mid april
>
>
> Jesus
I'm tellin' ya, this Christ feller is a GOOD SALESMAN!!! This guy has the good HARD BUSINESS SENSE that the Church has NEEDED for 15 years!! No wonder so many people HATE HIM ALREADY!! And that's so strange, because He is truly the Prince of Peace.
But really, Townsend, what's the idea, misrepresenting as our "inside joke" the TAIL END of a whole SONG, a JOE AUFRICHT song in fact, being MIMICKED by me for you in the OBVIOUSLY VAIN attempt to explain to you a fabulous new recent kook discovery, for YOUR edification!!! The only reason you ran that clip was you saw a good excuse to make me look stupid out of context. I have enough trouble being stupid IN context, I don't need you taking advantage like some common Bobbie or fucking Bohab.
Hell, by the time I write this, you've already GOT a copy of Hour of SLack 519 with several Joe clips, including the moonpants song. And I'll bet you end up being one of those GIMPS who thinks it's JUST STUPID and doesn't comprehend the VAST INCHOATE RUMBLINGS of Joe's ARCHETYPAL ONENESS burbling up from the collective unconscious. You're probably one of those guys that looks at an R. Crumb cartoon and only sees pornography. C'mon, GET WITH IT, HIP OUT TO JOE!!! You people have certainly gotten off on STUPIDER things before -- Zontar, Zippy, Pee Dog, NHGH -- don't become tradition-encrusted old hidebound stodgy cantankerous DOLTS, leeching off your "OLD AGE" insaniacs, your Wild Man Fishers and your Janor Hypercleatses. HIP OUT to the TRUTH of "JOE"!!!
"DON" is a LIE!!! "LOU" is a garbage pail of INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH!! "BOB" is '80s, MAN!!!! GET WITH "JOE"!!!! HEAR the WHORD of "JOE"!!!
DEATH TO ALL WHO WOULD DEMEAN JOE!!!
Now I can't wait to read the Nenslo post just below this... I sent Nenslo a JOE tape... I can't wait to hear his response... I just KNOW he'll LOVE it....
STands
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