it's like this. July 5, 1995, Portland Oregon. Secret Devival.
I've been working the whole lower half of my body off on this for
the past wee, and become a siamese twin with Lou Man Yeti setting up all
this stuff. There are posters up ALL OVER TOWN for this horrible event.
The funny part is, almost all of them are DISGUISED as posters
for other events. ONLY THE ELITE, WHO CAN RECOGNIZE DISCREET USE OF
KEYPHRASES AND ESOTERIC SUBGENIUS SYMBOLISM will be able to tell that
these posters are for a subgenius devival. Yes, there ARE "Dobbshead"
posters, but they are for MISDIRECTION of the "weak ones." Follow the
head and you will end up in a STUPID place. Where NOTHING is happening.
This event is ALMOST ENTIRELY ILLEGAL. It is the sort of event
the local Cacophony Society DREAMS about when all they are capable of
doing is deciding WHICH BAR TO GO TO for their next "so-called" event.
There will be BRANDINGS, and DELIBERATE SEXUAL SELF-MUTILATION.
There will be anti-antimusic which will make SPK sound like ENYA. (It
will NOT be fat drunks with guitars - SORRY, STOOKIE!!) There will be
video-projection wich will make you WISH you could just see a nice
autopsy flick or a couple of hours of "diseases of the
make-you-cringe-parts-of-your-body" footage.
This is not a show for bobbies to get up and half-blab
convulsively about a "slack" they have obviously ONLY HEARD ABOUT. This
is a FEARSOME EXPERIENCE in a DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT.
We have enlisted the aid of NATIONALLY-KNOWN RECORDING ARTISTS
whose names you would instantly recognize, and who are paying their OWN
WAY to get here just because this may be the MOST FUCKED-UP THING of
their entire careers.
How rough can it get? Try this. I talked to some guys who worked
with Survival Research Labs for some tips on setting up some of the
Machinery of Destruction and they said "You people are NUTS." They said
"Don't do this. You are going to KILL someone." We have already had
part of the floor of the Abandoned Industrial Site COLLAPSE into the
river.
Start thinking about whether you even want to bother looking for
the clues which will get you to this LIFE THREATENING EVENT. The waiver
all attendees MUST sign is COMPLETELY LEGAL, will be filed with my
attorney, and states in part that participants know their presence is a
violation of the law and they are in danger of SEVERE INJURY or DEATH.
These are the facts.
--
-Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995-
Send One Dollar to box 86582 Portland OR 97286
CHANGE HUMAN NATURE NOW
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From: house127@teleport.com (127 House)
Subject: 5 July 95 PDX Devival - Sold Out
PORTLAND DEVIVAL - 5 JULY 1995
Friends:
The responce to our second annual X-Day Drill has been tremendous. This
brief note is just to inform you that, sadly, no more positions are
open. The convention center has been booked, the hotels are full,
county law has told us no more campsites are available, so unless you
have already mailed in your registration and received a confirmation
package and seven day pass, you'll just have to wait until next year.
We were able to pack a little bit more in the program than last year.
The 'doktor bills' were quite steep but we managed to put enough aside
to really go all out. For those of you unable to attend, here is a
brief overview of scheduled events.
2 July 1995 Sunday - WELL COME TO PORTLAND
Morning Events
- Registration
- Bobbie Baiting
Evenings Events
- Bulldada Film Festival
- Sales Seminar
- TestyMoanials
3 July 1995 Monday
Morning Events
- Wotan Jam '95
- Croquet Tournament
Evening Events
- Flying Saucer PilGrimace
- ATF BBQ
4 July 1995 Tuesday - seX DAY
Morning Events
- Group Butt Sniff
- Video Nasty Buddy
- Lust Rituals
Evening Events
- Mass SubGenius Weddings
5 July 1995 Wednesday - X MINUS THREE
[Trade Secret/Copyright]
6 July 1995 Thursday - WHAT HAPPENED?
Moring Events
- Press Conference
Evening Events
- Mass SubGenius Divorcii
7 July 1995 Friday - POSTFUTURIST PRIMITIVE
Morning Events
- Bail Fund Raising Breakfast
Evening Events
- Memorial
8 July 1995 Saturday - THE COVERUP BEGINS
Morning Events
- Funeral Services
Evening Events
- X-Odus
Thanks again for your interest and hope to see you there!
- Reverend Doktor Onan Canobite, The SubGenius Answer Man
127 House - An Independent Archive of Systematic Ideology
Post Office Box 2321 Portland OR 97208-2321 United States
house127@teleport.com - http://www.teleport.com/~house127
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From: <Unknown> (gggor)
Subject: Re: HATE: a place to START!
Date: 22 Jun 1995 04:57:56 GMT
In article <3s2rig$8ua@lucy.infi.net>, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:
>
>On Mon. Jun 19, 1995, Unknown told All:
>
> U> Now we're starting to get somewhere on this newsgroup.
> > Iceknife you have the touch, now, if I can just get you and NENSLO and
> > Sterno together for a recorded rantsession.....
>
>And we could mix up a nice cocktail of iodine and ammonia to serve at this
>pleasant little gathering. Though we might need to reserve say, a county
>to hold it in. And a mixing board calibrated for atmospheres of
>overpressure rather than dB. I hear that since the USAF is pulling out,
>there's some silos arounds Grand Forks we could use for the booth. Too bad
>they're taking the Titans with them -- they'd make dandy party favors.
>
> *Yeah, and we get Sterno to run the soundboard, Vreedeex to pace up and
down and tell everyone they're fucking up, Wellman to do the actual recording
and Stang to charge admission. The rest of us just sit in the VID section
and HATE!
GG( when does the session start?)Gordon
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Subject: Re: HATE: a place to START!
Date: 22 Jun 1995 08:53:20 GMT
Oh, man, NO WAY I can just sit and hate. I have to get UP and MOVE.
I wanna be the GO-GO dancer in the cage, hanging over the stage. Up there,
6 feet above the stage, where I can get a CLEAR SHOT at, er, OF the
audience. And I want a MIKE. NO TWO! Taped together. One going to each
side of the PA, so I can wave it back and forth when I rant and get CHEAP
STEREO EFFECTS. And AMMO. I need tennis balls and Froot Loops.
I'm gonna start warming up this weekend by going to Washington and
marching on the White House. Look for me on the news. I'll be wearing my
two blue jay feather earing.
I'll test my moves at the somethingorother in Ohio in August. I wanna see
how scary a FULL GROWN FULL BLOWN YETI can be when he busts a move.
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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From: <Unknown> (gggor)
Subject: Re: HATE: a place to START!
Date: 27 Jun 1995 03:54:07 GMT
*Okay doc, but you gotta wear the G-string with the fringe and the
new improved Dobbshead while you're up there in you go-go cage..still
with the right kind of tennis balls..hmmmmmmmm.
GG(call me mister producer)Gordon
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
I can do that! And pasties. I want pasties.
With bolos on them.
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * Earn cash in your spare time---blackmail friends.
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