Yes, the Church of the SubGenius needs YOU! you rascally nympho, you well-oiled muscle boy, you lewd androgyne, to become a Sacred Prostitute and screw for "Bob"!
You can gain access to Church events held in secret around the world, and find out about "gleet", "prairie squid" and "the Pipe"! Gain the sort of sexual expertise that it would take you decades in a Ceylonese whorehouse to obtain - jump from streetwalker to madame in one easy step!
The Church of the SubGenius is full of men, women and things who won't MIND that you're a whore - they'll treat you with respect ... if that's what you want. If you want to be treated like the numero uno jizz-bag at the bottom of the multigendered sexual free-for-all, then that's how we'll treat you!
-- IrRev. Friday Jones Back to document index