The 12 Days of X-Day (song)

From: Eddie Johnston <edi@iah.com>

Trance e-pasting:

The 12 days of X-Day
(unknown origin)

On the first day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me A laser, now I can't see
On the second day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the third day of X-Day the Subgenius gave to me Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the fourth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the fifth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the sixth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the seventh day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the eighth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Eight Michael Milkins
Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the ninth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Nine lazy dunces
Eight Michael Milkins
Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the tenth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Ten laws a-breaking
Nine lazy dunces
Eight Michael Milkins
Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the eleventh day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Eleven pipes a-puffin'
Ten laws a-breaking
Nine lazy dunces
Eight Michael Milkins
Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, still I can't see
On the twelfth day of X-Day the SubGenius gave to me Twelve drunkards drugging
Eleven pipes a-puffin'
Ten laws a-breaking
Nine lazy dunces
Eight Michael Milkins
Seven marks in making
Six G-men swaying
Five navel rings
Four Hollywoods
Three trash cans
Two tommy guns
And a laser, I'll probably never see

yr pal,
Homey Claws

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