From: (Gordon Shumway)

Well guys, it's been nice knowing you all. I guess we're going to meet
our destiny. It's time to meet "Bob". Or kill me.

-St. Barrie D'Alive
First Barrie FisTemple of the Teenage Mutant Braindead Beagles of the
Infinite Naked Betty Whites of the Church of the SubGenius


From: NENSLO <n@n.slo>

Wish I could. That shit is all just made up. Nothing is going to
happen. I am so glad I don't have to spend even one moment of my time
in physical proximity to a bunch of buttfaces trying real hard to
pretend it's all "real" and yet all "lies" at the same time. All that
forced injokeism among people whose only skill is quoting other people,
wearing someone else's t-shirt or buying their book. You'll never meet
"Bob." He's just a picture of a face and all this church stuff is just
made up. X-day is a thing a couple of wiseass college boys made up
twenty years ago.


From: (Rev. Ivan Stang)

Nenslo. REALLY.

Copyright 1998 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB -- SubSITE of Slack

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