7/5/98 0700 CST Dealey Plaza

From: ghoyle1@airmail.net (Guy Hoyle)

I was there; where were YOU??

True, the coordinates were changed according to www.subgenius.com, but I
adhered to the original specifications (which were, of course, encoded into my
very DNA lo, these eons past).

There were six of us: myself, the one known as "John", and four non-Dallasites
who called themselves by names unpronounceable and untransmittable. There was
one Other, as well, but he did not integrate himself with our group; he did
squat upon the historical plaque for unknown reasons, however. A yacatismal
vortex manifested itself in the form of a rainbow, establishing the energy
shell which hid the true nature of the manifestation from the Pinks.
Significantly, just prior to the Landing, a Girl in Black arrived, calling
herself Tara [Terra]. She claimed no knowledge of the goings-on, but her
identity was confirmed when she was seen luring in a shaven-pated pink with
overt sexual posturings, and, subsequently, ramming her ovipositor down his

The hardware modifications have been completed, diagnostic routines executed,
and now I must reboot. A glorious new day has begun. Praise "Bob"?

Prester Piltdown
Sacred Agent

Guy Hoyle(ghoyle1@airmail.net)
The Hawkwood Medieval Fantasy Faire (8/15-9/27/98)
Get medieval on your weekend!


From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

It is true that THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS suggests that on X-Day, the
faithful converge on the Swiss Avenue area in Old East Dallas. There is
even a clue as to the exact street. We wondered if some of the really
dogmatic BOOK-ONLY type of SubGenii might end up there, looking for the gun

Well, when I went to the Sacred P.O. Box to gather the buckets of X-Day
Week mail (Jesus still being on the road), I noticed something new scrawled
on the little DOOR of the actual BOX. Lipstick marks have been there for
years, but, post-X-Day, I found a new marking: QUOTE MARKS around the "1"
on 140306 (which printed number runs vertically down the box).

SOMEONE made THAT pilgrimage.

Copyright 1998 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack

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