Say It Ain't So, Joe!

From: friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, May 10, 1999 6:39 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R1005991839380001@news.tiac.net>

We're ready to believe you Joe! If you say you're innocent, we'll believe
you as fervently as we would believe "Bob" himself!
You may still have to spend that night in that barrel ... but that's purely
for FINANCIAL reasons. Not because of SIN or GUILT.

- Friday
never got to
sell all her
"I Love Papa Joe" buttons

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Subject: Re: Say It Ain't So, Joe!
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)

I'm not talking while the flavor lasts...
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Subject: Re: Say It Ain't So, Joe!
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>

Like I told you, the orange juice will kill the watch battery taste.
Really, Joe, you just need to TRUST ME for once.

The Prophet Lilith

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Subject: Re: Say It Ain't So, Joe!
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)

Like the great Ronald Raygun says, "Trust, but vilify."

I trust you about as much as I trust Legume and Stang in the shower with the
soap on the floor. I ain't turning my back... So put that in "Bob's" pipe and
smoke it!

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