1: THERE IS NO DOUBT: 2006 = 1998

From: squealy pissfingers
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 24, 2005

We have all been deluded fools, how could we ever have doubted Dobbs?

Our problem all along has been our ridiculous adherence to the
GREGORIAN calender when we should have been adhering to the ETHIOPIAN
one!!

July 5, 1998 = 28 Sane 1990!

July 5, 2006 = 28 Sane 1998!!!

http://tinyurl.com/5x46o

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

All I can say is, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

But... "Sane"...?

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From: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant <spammers_lie@rrclark.net>

Sure! "On the 28th day, in Sane, in the year of 1998 in the Ethiopian
calendar." It makes perfect sense to me.

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From: "Rev Chain Smerker" <michael@subgeniusSPAMBEGONE.com>

PRAISE "BOB" at last!!! finally, if he doesnt come this year im gonna take
out a fatwa against Jehova

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
>

Technically we declared War on God back in the 90s. SOUNDS good to
holler to a bar full of people. I sure hope God finds it humorous. But
then I guess we'll all find out some great Day just how FUCKING FUNNY
Mister GOD thought we were.

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