Plane Ticket for Dr. Howll?

artwork by Rev. 2-Beans

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Thu, Apr 28, 2005 12:27 PM

I just got off the email with Dr. Howll aka Dr. Hal. He needs to know if he's gonna be coming to 8X-Day.

THAT ENTIRELY DEPENDS ON SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, OR EVERYBODY HELPING SCARE UP PLANE FARE which would probably be about $450. Last year Rev.Dr. Tilles and me split Hal's plane fare, but this year I don't HAVE that plane fare half. I TOOK the other half.

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE, AND THEN ANOTHER DOCTOR?

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From: "just john" <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>

Broadway musical? What about? If we contribute some of this money you
speak of, can we get some input into the show?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Won't know until you try!.

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From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

JetBlue has some Oakland > Buffalo deals.

I could pick him up at the airport in my
trusty C280.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Last year, I had already left for X-Day 7 in the new van we'd just
bought to replace the one that 6 X Day killed, and Wei was on the way
to the airport to pick Hal up in her old car, and her car broke down.
BIG TIME. Luckily it broke down outside a CAR RENTAL PLACE. I was able
to pay her back just before the IRS took away all the money.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Be careful.

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From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>

THATS IT! What is it about you and Wei and cars?

This X-day I'll be happy to look over either the I-Van or the
Doe-mobile (or both)

Just the though of Wei being stranded alone on a dark deserted Road at
night makes me very horny!

Oh, and something bad might happen to you too.

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From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

Yeah, I seem to recall the car snafus.

I'm heading to Chicago this weekend
and don't expect any trouble with it
(unlesss I forget to rolldown the antenna
through the car wash again). But even
then they gave me a $50,000 E-class
to drive around like Heino with for two
days.


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