Things NOT to do at Brushwood during X-Day

From: "abNorm Nihil" <abnorm.nihil@comcast.net>
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2005 9:09 PM

1. Drive golf balls into alt.slack woods. This act can be classified under
typical fucking stupid behavior. The "I was too stoned to know any better"
excuse is not valid. Fuck you.

Why not?
People and Subgenii camp in there. They also park their cars outside the
woods. If I need to explain any further, fuck you again.

--
Rev. abNorm Nihil
Screaming Monkey Institute of Latent Eremitical Studies
"Higher Slack Through Misanthropy"

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Subject: Re: Things NOT to do at Brushwood during X-Day
From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

2. Try to entrall a crowd by recounting a
scene-by-scene description of your
favorite movie that takes longer to tell
then the movie takes to watch.

3. Bum everyone out.

4. Promise titties to horny drunks.

5. Ask "when does the sex show start?"
repeatedly while lurking outside of
someone's tent when they are
getting dressed and discussing
the difficulty of living with chronic
depression.

6. Piss off Rocknar.

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Subject: Re: Things NOT to do at Brushwood during X-Day
From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>

7. Pick someone else's
creosote-encrusted boogers
and eat them (without permission).

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Subject: Re: Things NOT to do at Brushwood during X-Day
From: Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com>

Well, DUH!!!

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, RPA

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