GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)

From: "Ankara" <uh-huh@somewhere.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 4, 2005 3:27 PM

>> details still sketchy, more news as it is confirmed

The details are coming in now from all reporting news desks
FLASH...BRUSHWOOD....FLASH
MARY MAGDALEN KICKS SOMEONE'S ASS IN
retaliation for the destruction of a CD player
stitches received by the losers....

MORE NEWS AS IT BECOMES AVAILIBLE

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ankaraATtaphouseDOTorg

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

The party in question was Prostata, and I can attest that his ass was
not kicked (I've personally inspected it). The situation is one I
don't feel like talking about at this time, but the CD player owner was
given reimbursement and much air conditioned sleepslack was found by
moving on to the local Holiday Inn Express. My deep sadness goes out
to those whom I missed as we left, but we wanted to leave before Lynx's
illness worsened. We'll see as many friends as possible at the
in-the-works Columbus Devival in October.

What a shame we had to leave XDay in order to retreive the slack that
was being drained by a small handful of people I thought were friends
and fellow Yeti. With luck, this will be avoided when Prostata and I
return to XDay in 2007.

--With love, the Rabbs

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>

What I want to know is:
Who pooped in the hot tub!?!?

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: "leaky" <vedevede@ hotmail.com>

No such luck, it was the old Baby Ruth Bar trick.

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: "RevNickie" <revnickie@ hotmail.com>

Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2005 11:50 AM

You people are deliberately spreading misinformation. I was there and I
saw the whole thing.

This is what really happned: Magdalen received an urgent call on her
security radio (I know because I had one too) from Leonard the
Committed, who also had a radio, and was walking around with the
megaphone this year because of the lack of Jesus. Beleive it or not,
but Rev. Sexmortus had actually tried to shove the megaphone right up
Leonard's ass in the middle of the night because he was tired of being
awakened by it in the mornings. Magdalen when she arrived wrested it
away from him, and in the ensuing melee, Mein Cock from Bachelors for
"Bob" was knocked unconscious by the megaphone. I treated his injuries
and advised him to seek further medical attention in the morning.

I swear this is exactly what happened and anyone who says otherwise is
speading BLACK LIES!!!

-RevNickie

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

I know what you're trying to do Nickie, and it's not going to work.
The Church is finally collapsing; the top hierarchy are fighting
amongst each other, blood is being spilled, and you're trying to
cover it up. I mean one glance at your story and the ridiculous
made-up names like "Mein Cock" and "Leonard the Committed" and
it's obvious that this a hastily cobbled-together cover story
designed to keep the truth from us all.

I think you're all taking steroids and what we're seeing here is
another example of "-roid rage." It's not the first time either.
Remember several years ago when Rev. Magdalen broke that guy's
collar bone and the paramedics had to be called in?

You're out of control, spiraling down the drain, and you need to
face some unpleasant truths if any of you hope to survive.

So anyway, how were the bands?

--
Artemia Salina, Fartknuck Extraordinare
For more info send $10.00 to
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

well, maybe the saucers -didn't- come this year (and maybe they DID)
but at least fartknuckery is still alive and well in the world.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com>

RevNickie wrote:
>
> I swear this is exactly what happened and anyone who says otherwise is
> speading BLACK LIES!!!
>
> -RevNickie
>

<sigh> Oh well, so much for trying to deflect the homoerotic imagery of
Leonard with a bullhorn up his ass. I TRIED, really, I TRIED.

--With love, the Rabbs

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From: "Kevin Cunningham" <smskjd@mindspring.com>

Yeah, that tender sound BBEEEYOOOO, BBEEEYOOOO. sigh...

Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta

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From: Eddie Vroom <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

RevNickie wrote:

> This is what really happned: Magdalen received an urgent call on her
> security radio (I know because I had one too) from Leonard the
> Committed, who also had a radio,

...and here's where your story starts falling apart: Everybody knows
that the average Subgenius Elder IS a radio.

It is simply an accepted fact.

--
The Tortured Spark -- a Light in the Dark
The Dude what Taught Your Girlfriend
What to Do when You "Park"

the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Priestess Pisces <priestesspisces@middleearthlink.net>

> I swear this is exactly what happened and anyone who says otherwise is
> speading BLACK LIES!!!
>
> -RevNickie

Just wait, Black Lies aint the half of it, yall dont even know the
bullshit , wait till everyone gets home, by the end of it there will be
at least one murder and a rape.

OOo A SCHIZM,
Fucking nutters... really now, here I am preparing for another summer of
winning over converts and some sociopathic twats and twits are trying to
have a pissing match because they dont understand the basic concept of
civility amongst ones peers. Then by the time I plastering Durham with
flyers this fecking newsgroup and the chatroom will be fill of the usual
bullshit that twats make up and other twits spread like butter on a
waffle.
Yall realize how damned hard you make it for us out here in the field to
be able to convince folks to send the church money!

Ooo yeah lets watch some misguided attention whores kill everyones slack
in a hypothetical game of prom queer.

feh.

Anyhow, just a reminder, I am still preaching the word of Dobbs all over
the south. My next northward bound appearance is this month in Durham,
North Carolina at Trinoc-Con. The convention is at The big ole Durham
Marriot Convention Center, no swimming pool sorry, but it runs from 7/15
thru 7/17 and at midnite on saturday the 16th you can find me trying my
damndest to convert more souls to the Dobbs side.

-pisces

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Pope Phil <pope_phil_minty@sunbgeniuz-yaho.co.uk>

> What I want to know is:
> Who pooped in the hot tub!?!?
>
>

it was me - and Boy! was the targetting difficult from over here in Englandland

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Subject: Re: GIRL FIGHT AT XDAY!!! (more..)
From: Pope Phil <pope_phil_minty@sunbgeniuz-yaho.co.uk>

> I swear this is exactly what happened and anyone who says otherwise is
> speading BLACK LIES!!!
>

I thought Pope Black would be involved somewhere

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