From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2005 6:41 AM
Over the next few days, there will be much carping about
some flying
saucers that never appeared.
pb
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From: König Prüße, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>
I saw some flying carp!
Probably too many funnel cakes!
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: "Rev. Chain Smerker" <michael@SPAMBEGONEsubgenius.com>
sollog, is that you?
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Signs point to YES.
pb
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: "Rev. fenian z'ruptrus regaliter." <fenian@start.ca>
Such a smug bastard. How can there not be carping? A
full expectation of the
Rupture and all that it entails, and then no dice? This
is a holy time, when
the true meaning of X-Day can be explored.
<cue the Peanuts Christmas special, ...and give em
all pipes as they do that
OoooOOooooO song...then make something GLORIOUSLY SEXUAL
VIOLENT AND SURREAL
happen!>
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
You mean like releasing Karla Homolka?
--
Artemia Salina, Fartknuck Extraordinare
For more info send $10.00 to
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: "Rev. fenian z'ruptrus regaliter." <fenian@start.ca>
CAPITAL IDEA! Unshackle that thing and release it into the wild.
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
DONE! (How wild is Quebec?)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161542,00.html
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
you know, I think Linus, sitting in the pumpkin patch
every year
waiting for the Great Pumpkin, should be made a Subgenius
Saint.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
0x29A - opcode of the beast!
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Subject: Re: A Prediction!
From: "Assco" <asscoassc@aol.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2005 1:00 PM
<<Over the next few days,
there will be much carping about
some flying saucers that never
appeared. >>
That would be so pre-911.
And about as funny as heckling Stang
when he's off-duty.
Besides, there *were* UFOs
in the skies, so we're getting there.
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