Subject: XDay Kitten Smash

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 10:26 AM
Message-ID: <Xns930C6CB48C34ECortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

I've talked to Frank Barney about this, and he's OK'd it for us to smash
the Brushwood cats with my big ol' Thor mallet at XDay!

Also, he encouraged us to bring cats from home that need smashing. Frank's
going to set up a big log for is, with nails to hold the cats still. Bring
a cat and your favorite smasher, XDay's gonna be the BEST EVER.

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Subject: Re: XDay Kitten Smash
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 11:12 AM
Message-ID: <MvUX9.2613$iW3.49980@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Legume" <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in message
news:Xns930C6CB48C34ECortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114
> I've talked to Frank Barney about this, and he's OK'd it for us to
> smash the Brushwood cats with my big ol' Thor mallet at XDay!
>
> Also, he encouraged us to bring cats from home that need smashing.
> Frank's going to set up a big log for is, with nails to hold the cats
> still. Bring a cat and your favorite smasher, XDay's gonna be the
> BEST EVER.

Since cats have no legal rights, and cannot sue the Church, I'm sure the
Lord will have no problem with this event!

--
"Smashy smashy!"

-Bart Simpson

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Subject: Re: XDay Kitten Smash
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 10:59 AM
Message-ID: <Xns930C7258C75F3CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

Rev. Magdalen wrote:

> Since cats have no legal rights, and cannot sue the Church, I'm sure the
> Lord will have no problem with this event!

If he does, we have a log for HIM, too.

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Subject: Re: XDay Kitten Smash
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 11:54 AM
Message-ID: <s7VX9.742$267.40108@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Legume" <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in message
news:Xns930C7258C75F3CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114
> Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
>> Since cats have no legal rights, and cannot sue the Church, I'm sure
>> the Lord will have no problem with this event!
>
> If he does, we have a log for HIM, too.

It's been done.

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Subject: Re: XDay Kitten Smash
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 11:53 AM
Message-ID: <N6VX9.144$hT2.24086@news.uswest.net>

"Legume" wrote

> I've talked to Frank Barney about this, and he's OK'd it for us to smash
> the Brushwood cats with my big ol' Thor mallet at XDay!
>
> Also, he encouraged us to bring cats from home that need smashing. Frank's
> going to set up a big log for is, with nails to hold the cats still. Bring
> a cat and your favorite smasher, XDay's gonna be the BEST EVER.

this is a direct rip off of my X-Day "fuck a crucified cat" booth idea I
told you about a few weeks ago. In the spirit of brotherhood I offer a
comprimise: you guys can smash them with hammers after I am finished selling
their orifices to the general catfucking population.

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Subject: Re: XDay Kitten Smash
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 2:49 PM
Message-ID: <Xns930C995BBB3A7CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

Blackout wrote:

>this is a direct rip off of my X-Day "fuck a crucified cat" booth idea
> I told you about a few weeks ago.

Now I know how Stang feels.

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Legume

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