XDay Drill Report: Camp Luxurious and the Gorilla Chef's

From: "Pressure" <steveg@~DamnManNoSpam~moreslack.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003 10:38 AM

Greetings,

A few months before the Xday Drill, we devised a loose plan. We would
combine forces with another mighty cooking camp and become a steaming
juggernaut of food. Revs Jim and John's camp tends to prepare more solid,
hearty meals while the Pressure/Joyce camp leans toward comfort food. Both
camps are very well outfitted and what one camp may lack, the other camp
has.

Our goal was a simple one. We would prepare outrageous meals and invite
everyone who has ever given us slack to join us in eating. Some people play
musical instruments, some rant, so many people share their talents at Xday
and we wanted to share ours; we cook.

In exchange, we were rewarded with some of the finest Yeti folk to grace a
dinner party. While the food was quite good (if I do say so myself), the
real joy were our guests without whom it simply would have been just another
meal. It was a genuine pleasure to have had the opportunity to break bread
with you all.

To me, a large element of Xday has always been food. I hope to see a day
where gluttony will take its rightful place among all of the other sins of
The Drill.

For those of you who missed it or were booted out (slack vampires were
unwelcome), here are some of the items we prepared:

Freshly baked cranberry nut bran muffins

Amazing non-fat Western omelets w/ sage turkey sausage

Scrambled eggs and salmon

Tortellini and meatball soup

Deep fried turkey, corn, fried regular and sweet potatoes, salad

Fresh homemade doughnuts

Salmon filets, steamed asparagus, stuffed portabellas, marinated shrimp,
salad

Jerked Chicken (with much thanks to Rev. Chuck Roast)

And of course, the coffee and espresso ran in rivers, as did really good
beer. There was always something to munch on in our camp this year and we
were happy to entertain a steady stream of visitors.

I believe I can speak for the rest of my partners when I say I sincerely
hope that we were able to enhance everyone's slack as much as you all have
enhanced ours. We're already looking forward (and planning) to do it again
next year.

Slack!

Pressure

--
"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is
sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god." - Aristotle

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Subject: Re: XDay Drill Report: Camp Luxurious and the Gorilla Chef's
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003 12:03 PM
Message-ID: <090720031203469058%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <vgoa473k953187@corp.supernews.com>, Pressure
<steveg@~DamnManNoSpam~moreslack.com> wrote:

Your camp well deserved both the Best Theme Camp and the Best Bribery
awards!
>
>
>
> To me, a large element of Xday has always been food. I hope to see a day
> where gluttony will take its rightful place among all of the other sins of
> The Drill.
>
>

Again my thoughts turn to my cherished dream, The Diverter, trademark.
A small valve in the neck which, when turned, diverts food being
swallowed into a plastic sack rather than the eater's stomach --
allowing TRUE gluttony as never imagined even by Satan Himself.

Unfortunately, my fellow SubGenii always shush me about this marvelous
idea. Their silly Earth Farm morals and ethics quail at the logic of
it. In their squeamishness they are blind to the obvious benefits. The
masticated food could be removed from the sack and either re-eaten
later or, perhaps, sold to the poor very cheaply. Think of the boost to
the economy if the rich could eat AS MUCH AS THEY COULD AFFORD. Even
the middle class would be able to eat junk ALL DAY without fear of
congestive heart failure, and could bid for the chewed food of
celebrities. The poor would no longer need teeth.

I bring this up over and over. A potential revolution in
conservationism and economics. Yet I am mocked and derided for it.

I wished I could have eaten those meals forever, is why I mention it
this time.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: XDay Drill Report: Camp Luxurious and the Gorilla Chef's
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003 1:28 PM
Message-ID: <20030709132807.23590.00000117@mb-m24.aol.com>

Stangquote:
>Again my thoughts turn to my cherished dream, The Diverter, trademark.
>A small valve in the neck which, when turned, diverts food being
>swallowed into a plastic sack rather than the eater's stomach --
>allowing TRUE gluttony as never imagined even by Satan Himself.

The decadent later Romans had a place called a vomitorium; guess why. Admission
was restricted to the over-rich.

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Subject: Re: XDay Drill Report: Camp Luxurious and the Gorilla Chef's
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003 1:48 PM
Message-ID: <3F0C557B.6B9C@succeeds.com>

Bobdiddley wrote:
>
> The decadent later Romans had a place called
> a vomitorium; guess why. Admission was restricted
> to the over-rich.

I wonder how a modern chain would market
Vomitorium fast-food restaurant franchises?

- Drive-Thru vomiting
- Kids' Vomit special meals
- Eat from and vomit into the same styrofoam
container
- Ipecac sauces
- "Stop 'n' Eat 'n' Throw Up 'n' Go"
- "McGurgitate" "Burger Hurl" "Chicken Pukeria"
- "Blarp in the Box" "Carl's Bulimia Jr."

Enemariums will be the wave of the future.

--
"Military intelligence is sifting
through the destruction..."
-- catchy quote from
The Washington Times

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Subject: Re: XDay Drill Report: Camp Luxurious and the Gorilla Chef's
From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003 7:29 PM
Message-ID: <56be7db3.0307091529.3ee7ce4b@posting.google.com>

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<3F0C557B.6B9C@succeeds.com>...
> Bobdiddley wrote:
>
> I wonder how a modern chain would market
> Vomitorium fast-food restaurant franchises?
>
>
> - Kids' Vomit special meals
>
> - Ipecac sauces
>

HOW could you FORGET "Upchuckie Cheese's"??

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