X-Day event?

From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 5, 2002 2:04 AM

I have an idea.....

Naked......

Blood.....

Thumb....

Wrestling....

All the painted skyclad fun, and none of the collarbone shattering! Eh?

--
Two Beans
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"There, the spark leaps to life. The Golden Age quivers on the brink of
creation. Live, my machine! Live my savior! You have my breath... You have
my dream, my dream."
-The Residents, "Failure / Reconstruction" from the album Mark of the Mole

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

I think that confessional booth I was thinking of constructing would
to come in very handy this year.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Will it have a glory hole?
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Legume
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Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!

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From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

>

Thou ART the glory hole, 'Gume.

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)
>
> > I think that confessional booth I was thinking of constructing would
> > to come in very handy this year.
>
> Will it have a glory hole?

Sure thing, as long as you install one in the Tiki bar.
I promise I'll add to the "tip" jar, baby.

-APLY

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From: fatcontroller@come.to (Cardboard Box)

> I think that confessional booth I was thinking of constructing would
> to come in very handy this year.

Will it have FM broadcasting capacity, or just a huge-ass loudspeaker on
top with 5-minute delay?
---
Rev. Cardboard Box, spinster of the parish
Tactical Nuclear Bubblebath (tacnukebubblebath.tripod.com)
Curator of the Unofficial Guide to Elf Life
(tacnukebubblebath.tripod.com/el/)
"You're born naked, screaming, and soaked in blood. With luck, it won't
change."

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