MESSAGE FROM THE XISTS, ATTN. STANG

From: xists4ever@yahoo.com (Xists)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 15, 2002 10:47 AM

DEAR STANG,

SORRY WE DIDN'T MAKE TO X-DAY THIS YEAR, HAD TO TWART NHGH INVASION,
STARTED PLAYING SCRABBLE, LOST TRACK OF TIME. GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO
TORTURE THE PINKS FOR ANOTHER YEAR. "BOB" SAYS HEY, AND REQUESTS YOU
EXCRIMEDITATE EXTRA HARD THIS WEEK, NEW PRESCRIPTURES ON WAY.

WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING EARTH TRANSMISSIONS, JUST A FEW THINGS:

1. LEGUME, GOOD JOB ON USENET, MORE TEQUILA, MORE BREASTS (AS MANY AS
POSSIBLE)

2. PISCES, WELL DONE, KEEP WANKING, SEND PHOTOS OF SAME.

3. JESUS, GREAT SALES STRATEGY, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, "BOB" SAYS YOUR
A CHIP OFF THE OLD CROSS, HE'S PROUD OF YOU.

4. TO THE CONNETITES, CONNIE COMENDS YOU ALL, AND REQUESTS THAT YOU
NEED MORE LEATHER, FEATHERS, PVC, AND LOUDER ASS BEATINGS AS WE COULD
ONLY HEAR HONEYPIES PERFORMANCE NEAR PLUTO. (YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER
THAN THAT)

5. TO LIL AND THEA, CONGRATS AND THE WEDDING GIFT OF PILS IS ON IT'S
WAY VIA GALACTIC COURIER.

6. ESO AND SAINT "N" AND HELLENA, LOUDER, DAMMIT, LOUDER!!

7. DOC FROP AND SIS, GOOD FROP, WE GOT F*&CKED UP ALL THE WAY OUT
HERE, OH YEAH, MORE SEX TOO.

8. TO THE KENTUCKY BOYS, BE BETTER PREPARED NEXT YEAR, AND YOU MIGHT
EVEN GET LAID.

9. ROCKNAR, JUST KEEP BEING YOURSELF, YOU SCARY BASTARD, YOU.

10. IDRMRSR: KEEP THE REPORTS COMING, WE'RE SURE THEY DON'T SUSPECT
YOU AT ALL.

TO THE REST, WELL DONE, WE COULD SEE THE CROSS BURNING FROM UP HERE,
AND IF YOU CAN CONVERT THE PAGANS, WE KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!!
(NEXT YEAR, THOUGH, MAKE THE SYMBOL A LITTLE BIGGER, SAY, THE SIZE OF
RHODE ISLAND, WE CAN'T LET THOSE BURNING MAN TYPES HAVE ALL THE FUN,
NOW CAN WE.)

WE ARE ON OUR WAY...FOREVER,

THE XISTS

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

On 15 Jul 2002 07:47:25 -0700, xists4ever@yahoo.com (Xists) wrote:

>
>4. TO THE CONNETITES, CONNIE COMENDS YOU ALL, AND REQUESTS THAT YOU
>NEED MORE LEATHER, FEATHERS, PVC, AND LOUDER ASS BEATINGS AS WE COULD
>ONLY HEAR HONEYPIES PERFORMANCE NEAR PLUTO. (YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER
>THAN THAT)
>

I agree with these aliens.

-2B

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