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Friday: Howdy all
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Friday: Was it something I said?
skullY: Maybe you need a breath mint?
Friday: Or a brain mint
nu-monet: So, this is all that's left of the Church, huh?
Friday: Guess the bombing run was successful
Friday: Nuncio - Are you a bot?
nuncio: - Are you a second opportunity to receive it electronically
nu-monet: Friday: *I* wouldn't know anything about that, Miss Napalm.
Friday: NU-Monet - Of course you don't, Creator of Destruction
Friday: Am I a second opportunity to recieve it electronically?
nu-monet: If *I* had done something, it would have *at least* been on the 11 O'Clock News.
Friday: Maybe the Conspiracy is suppressing it!
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nu-monet: Give them to Friday. She knows what she is doing.
Friday: Skully - Were you at XD4?
Friday: Hey NedWreck
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skullY: Friday: Nope. :=/
Friday: Nu-Monet - Any plans for fall devivals?
nu-monet: Friday: XD4 in Arizona sucked eggs.
Friday: Nu-Monet - Was that the Area 51 gathering?
nu-monet: Crawford and Co. went to Picacho Peak.
nu-monet: I went to a water park and got sunburned.
Friday: NU-Monet - Are you going on Dobbs' Long March?
nu-monet: As in?
nu-monet: Does it involve work?
Friday: Oh "Bob" yes SUNBURN! My eye sockets are raw, my lips bleed and my feet blister. Even though I went veiled all of Friday.
NedWreck: when is that?
nu-monet: Friday: Just tell 'em it was the backblast from the "ships".
Friday: Nu-Monet - Dobbs' Long March is the West Coast X-Day equivalent - ask P-Lil for information. Campout, nudity, cabins, music, bonfire - September.
nu-monet: Friday: First I've heard. End of July I am going up to Flagstaff with a select few.
NedWreck: I'll be in redmond, oregon on the 19th of july
Friday: Dobbs' Long March - Fri-Sun, Sept. 14-16 2001--Camp Long, West Seattle
Friday: Email firstname.lastname@example.org for details!
nu-monet: But September sounds rippin'. I will check it out.
Friday: Nu-Monet - Spread the word! I'm hoping that we can synchronize dates and have a simultaneous East/West Coast XDay
nu-monet: I spent some time in SeaTac--Ft. Lewis.
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Friday: Jack ChiChiChiChic?
Friday: XD4 was sorely hampered by the lack of GGG and Papa Joe. We missed them.
nu-monet: I know some underground SGs who live in Lemuria but have never rubbed elbows.
Friday: Great parties, though I never got an electric peanut butter sandwich.
Friday: Nu-Monet - Because they live underground?
Friday: Anyone got a status update on GGG?
nu-monet: Used to be in the clench. Synonymous with wants and warrants.
Friday: ChiChi - Praise "Bob"!
ChiChiChiC: Hail Connie
NedWreck: somebody's got to hund down the aluminum nazi hell creatures
nu-monet: I don't know why it is, but Phoenix Clench members just keep getting arrested.
Friday: I think we need to do more to ATTRACT the saucers next year - like skylights.
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Totenkopf: hey all
Friday: Nu-Monet - And Boston devivals keep getting police attending
NedWreck: big honking lazers
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Friday: Totenkopf, hello
nu-monet: Oh, for GREAT Nazi Inner-Earth Gorillas, check out the new Planet of the Apes website!
NedWreck: sign them up
Friday: Stinky! You survived! We heard you were all dead!
Stang: MADE IT!! Well, back to Cleveland anyway, if not Planet X.
Friday: Damn saucers late AGAIN
Totenkopf: hello Friday
nu-monet: Is that the REAL Stang, or just another REPLICANT Stang?
Friday: Is it Stang2, left behind in post-X-Day chaos to taunt the unsaved?
NedWreck: what's yer serial number, MISTER?
Stang: Nu-monet -- I DID get the videotapes in time but somehow they never got auctioned, because I have all but one again!
Friday: Where's yer bra code tattoo?
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nu-monet: We figgered the CON had waxed ya'll
IvanStang: Friday, did you guys leave early or something?
Friday: I meant bar code, but bra code is good too!
Totenkopf: hey virgilcaine are you awake
NedWreck: that doesn't sway me, LET'S SEE SOME I.D., mister!
Friday: Stang - No, I'm posting from my laptop in the back field. Didin't you see me?
nu-monet: Stang: Do as thou wilt with them videos. Enjoy.
Friday: Virgil hasn't said a peep since I got here
IvanStang: There was a blinding flash of light at 7 am July 5, but then nothing happened besides a lot of partying and some of the BEST ranting and music YET at ANY SubG show.
Totenkopf: hmmm, i've got to talk to him
Friday: Go into the light, children!
nu-monet: Stang: Blinding flash of light...sure it wasn't just another stroke?
Friday: Totenkopf - Try a private msg, see if he wakes up
Friday: MAGNESIUM! That's what XD festivals need! FLARES!
IvanStang: Not only did no SubGeniuses get hurt this X-Day Dril, but unfortunately, no Pink Civilizations got hurt either.
nu-monet: HIGH EXPLOSIVE! That's what XD festivals need! HIGH EXPLOSIVES!
Friday: Burn DOBBS at 7 am!
NedWreck: that blinding flash of light may have been Legume whacking you with a brick
Friday offers to show Stang her flayed hide
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nu-monet: Naw, a stroke, I tellya
Friday: Bye you silly bot
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Friday strokes Stang
Friday: Oh dear ...
virgilcain: I'm here I was puzzling over a problem with my newsreader
nu-monet: nunci0 is a bot. Do not feed it or give it ops.
Totenkopf: have mary magdalen or JC been here today ?
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Totenkopf: i need to speak to one of them as well
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Friday: Totenkopf - They're probably still in transit
Totenkopf: thx virgil
IvanStang: Dobbs showed up about 7:15 but was hung from the neck until erect by the crowd... he hung there auto-erotically asphyxiating, sporting a giant hard-on, all day, until late at night someone cut him down and kidnapped the body -- leaving the DICK!
Friday: How much did you sell the dick for, Stang?
Totenkopf: hey virgil i've got a bit of a problem
nu-monet: That's the last piece you would think they'd leave
NedWreck: it'l grow back, it always does
IvanStang: Last night the body of Dobbs appeared in the Pavillion again, but we suspect that it's booby trapped... I left it at Brushwood with Pater Nostril and the local dentist, for an autopsy.
Friday: That dick WAS Dobbs, in disguise!
Totenkopf: while upgrading i fried my former hdd
Totenkopf: and lost all those files you sent me
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virgilcain: damn, I no longer have them
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Friday: Some nuns just don't get Dobbs
Totenkopf: on the plus side i'm on mighty 56k dial-up now
Friday: Stang - How's the cable modem treating you?
Totenkopf: and i got a 15 gig hdd for free
nu-monet: Stang: Oh, BTW, are you interested in some high-speed sites?
virgilcain: if you were to follow the newsgroup alt.binaries.ebook you could probably get them again
IvanStang: The Lord, Magdalen, Dok Frop and Sister Decadence and numerous other SubGenii, the Volkerdings I think maybe, are still at Brushwood dealing with the autopsy reports and generally getting MORE Slack.
Totenkopf: hmmm, i'll look into that
IvanStang: I had been HOPING for a MWOWM modem by this time.
Friday gets her mortar rounds targeted
virgilcain: also check #bookz and #bookwarez on undernet
nu-monet: Stang: You MUST check out the Planet of the Apes site!
IvanStang: But I guess this cable modem is second best next to an Escap VEssel, if I'm to be stuck on this dirt ball another year.
Totenkopf: now i'm just happy i finished my exams with a grade of 9.26 out of 10
Friday: I don't like that the girl apes in the new Apes remake pluck their eyebrows. It makes them look too human
IvanStang: Actually, if we could make every day like X Day Drills at Brushwood, we wouldn't NEED to Escape!
merkle: Actually, if we found the file
nu-monet: Stang: Even with a cable modem, the TRAILER takes about 15 minutes to load!
merkle: Stang: Even with a missing leaf..
IvanStang: Nu-monet -- I did about a month ago.
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Friday: Stang - So was it prophit or loss this year?
NedWreck: they should pluck their chests as well
nu-monet: Aw heck.
nu-monet: Shoulda guessed.
Friday: Ned - HELL no! Next you'll be saying they should shave all over and look like humans! Gross!
nunc1o: Gross! Monkies with no fur!
nu-monet: And NO human-ape sex.
Totenkopf: and i got 10/10 in physics - i'm probably einstein's long lost grandson <g>
Friday: Nunc - Is that really you!
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IvanStang: This was by far the most Slackful and lucrative Drill yet. Soon, maybe next year, we can move up to the REAL Kool Aid.
NedWreck: ok, no plucking.
virgilcain: anybody have any idea why I have 1.5G .dat file in my Agent directory?
Friday: Nunc - There was a bot in here earlier imitating you
nunc1o: It was a script I was running.
merkle: It was
Friday: Nunc - Why?
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RevBro-VT: Stankie, what did they do to you this year?
TwoBeansAway has SLACK
IvanStang: I HOPE that right now, the remaining SubGenii are groping in Oobleck -- we had the tub and the porn starch, boxes of it, but we never got around to it by this morning.
nunc1o: Just messing around with text-learning algorithms.
nunc1o: It's turned off now.
Friday: Ivan - Electric or analgesic?
Totenkopf: virgil no, but move it to another dir. and see which program screams
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IvanStang: Two Beans made it back!
nu-monet: This is the ONE TIME IN THE WEEK TO TALK WITH OTHER SUBGENIUSES, PLEASE LEAVE YER DAMN BOTS AT HOME.
Totenkopf: hey TwoBeans
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IvanStang: Two Beans is now Jesus's former shordurbroter-in-law.
TwoBeans: Anyone wanna talk to superkate?
IvanStang: THEA made it back alive!!!
IvanStang: X-DAY FIVE -- NONE LEFT ALIVE! Wei came up with that slogan.
^Thea^: Drenced in Slack.
Friday: Nunc - Or make a bot that spouts SubG propaganda instead
IvanStang: SUPERKATE made it back alive!!
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NedWreck: works for me
nu-monet: And wearing black
IvanStang: Was that the MOST Slackful Drill or WHAT??!?
superkate: I'm halfway back.
nunc1o: That's essentially what I was trying to teach it to do.
Friday: I prefer X-DAY 5 - TRY TO STAY ALIVE
nunc1o: By listening to actual SubG.
nu-monet: Nikes and chocolate pudding
IvanStang: Lil and El Diablo are downstairs snoozing on my couches.
^Thea^: OhMyGod. That was the BEST Brushwood festival I have ever been too.
superkate: And I just realized on my way back that I forgot my AWESOME connieite shirt down at the pavilion sometime yesterday
nunc1o: Also, I wrote routines so it can read itself books.
Friday: Nunc - Well, it isn't working yet - and it spits out entire paragraphs. A sentence is enough.
nu-monet: Koolaide and Koffee
IvanStang: Superkate -- Lil has 4 of those left.
^Thea^: The Rev. Dr. BigBoy had a great time too.
superkate: stang-- send hugs around to everyone for me. Ramen and the road await.
merkle: stang-- send hugs around to everyone for me.
superkate: I love you all!
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IvanStang: I have to say, this one had the most consistently EXCELLENT ranting AND music. There was practically NO lameness.
NedWreck: i was teaching nasty jokes to merkle yesterday
TwoBeans: And I "love" you all as well....
^Thea^: ESO kicked ass Friday
Friday: In a "loving" sense
IvanStang: A whole lot of people who made tentative stabs at preaching in 2000, really delivered BANG-UP rants this year.
TwoBeans: The secret to a perfect X-Day: DON'T DO SHIT.
RevBro-VT: Did El Diablo get Legume again this year? The only person that Legume acknowledges scared him last year...
Friday rubs her sore ass
NedWreck repeated bangs his head into his desk
IvanStang: VT -- no, this time I intercepted Legume's dose. But it takes elephant sized doses to affect me at all.
^Thea^: I swear to god I have been living in the woods since tuesday and nary a bug bite. I get back to the city and get attacked by UberMosquito.
IvanStang: I stuffed a bunch of the el Diablo spore frop up my exit wound last night and Wei and I went CREEPING AROUND THER CAMPGROUND spying on people.
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Friday: Stang - Gosh, what fun
IvanStang: I overheard Susie the Floozie say from the hot tub, "Say, do you smell something kind of STANGY?"
IvanStang: I even spied on Philo.
^Thea^: Susie has amazing powers.
IvanStang: And Philo taught me how to creep in campgrounds.
NedWreck: must be that third nostril
RevBro-VT: Stang was the fly in the shite at Brushwood...
IvanStang: Well, I didn't want to go to the giant party sites where everybody was drinking heavily... creeping in the silence and dark was more Slackful for some reason.
nu-monet: That could be like skulking around a Vietnam vet flashback seminar.
nu-monet: Could backfire.
RevBro-VT: Susie perceives reality different than even most Subs...
IvanStang: Legume was Mister Peaceable this year... just a happy Buddha Bartender.
^Thea^: Legume makes a tasty Margeurita
RevBro-VT: He didn't set himself on fire so everyone would just get along?
nu-monet: I am slowly turning green with jealosy. AZ was just hot and nasty.
NedWreck: so was MS
IvanStang: There was a noticeable LACK of tension this time. We weren't even TRYING to provide any "schedule" of "entertainment" and it was more entertaining than ever before. I voluntarily ran video camera all Saturday night.
RevBro-VT: FL was hot, humid, and had thunder and lightning...
Friday: GREAT thunder and lighting at Brushwood!
Totenkopf: hey do any of you guys now a guy who looks a lot like Legume, but with a few white power tatoos on him ?
^Thea^: We had cold nights but it was a good trade off for the temperate days.
nu-monet: I am celebrating late. Heading up to Flagstaff at the end of the month. More UFOs there anyway.
NedWreck: but they're the wrong ones
RevBro-VT: Friday, we is the lightning capital of the US, edging out AZ every year...
nu-monet: Ned: Not if you plan to shoot at them.
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Friday: RevBro - July 4th had DANDY black thunderclouds and lightning
Jetrock: so how was the zestiness this wednesday??
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NedWreck: damn, that sounds like fun
Friday: I sold a Wednesday Addams bug porn video in the auction
IvanStang: Jetrock -- it was zesty as hell!
Jetrock: I provide my usual excuse for missing the fun--too busy slathering UBERKUNST in a thick layer over all of northern California.
RevBro-VT: Hey Stang, I read that the Roswell NM UFO Festival this year had as it's theme '2001 Space Odyssey'
nu-monet: If there are no UFOs to shoot at in Flagstaff, you can shoot at the black helicopters.
Jetrock: Like an eeevil mayonnaise!
IvanStang: It would have been one fuck of a lot zestier of Pipe face had pulled through, but apparently Dobbs spent the weekend dead drunk.
Jetrock: I can tell from the PSTENCH in here that it was HELL-ZEST indeed.
Friday: Boy, those Roswell folks think of things that nobody else EVER would!
IvanStang: VT -- aren;t they clever!
Jetrock: a real zesty zeitgeist.
nu-monet: Trouble is that the black helicopters shoot back.
virgilcain: Stang: Did GGG make it after all or was he really sick?
NedWreck: with rapid fire chainguns
nu-monet: And as you're haulin' ass out of there, you might trip over a porcupine.
Jetrock: The black helicopters CAN'T shoot back if they're EXPLODING IN BALL OF FLAME.
IvanStang: Virgil -- GGG had to have part of his mechanical pig heart replaced, yes.
nu-monet: Balls of flame are the last thing you want to deal with when you are that fried.
IvanStang: Virgilcaine -- do I know you?
Jetrock: My BALLS are on FIRE!
Friday: Stang - Will he be selling off the remnant or lending it to Cheney?
NedWreck: but, from a distance, i can't tell the black ones from the olive drab ones
Friday: We all know that Dobbs made GGG give up his metal nanotech heart to Cheney
virgilcain: yeah, maybe I go by crowif6was9 sometimes... I'm one of the thre alabama subgs
IvanStang: Jetrock -- I got your CD-R!! Hain't heard it yet though, been too busy dubbing CDs.
nu-monet: The black ones are skinnier, have no tail markings and are made in Mesa, AZ.
IvanStang: Virgil --oh right, ok.
Jetrock: IvanStang: Cool, but it's an actual CD, not a CD-R. Be sure to check out the videos: I made QuickTime versions so they'd be Mac-friendly.
nu-monet: I had a friend working an archeological dig near the aircraft plant. The pilots were standoffish, at best.
Friday: Stang - Are you going on Dobbs' Long March?
IvanStang: There were several Subs at XXXX-Day that I had never met before but had read on usenet or by email. "Illuminatrix" from alt.binaries.slack turns out to be this KILLER guitar player --- he jammed with Philo and Huey and Number Six, GREAT playing , a total surprise!
Jetrock: The archaeologists might turn up the ANCIENT MAYAN CARGO JETS!!
IvanStang: Jetrock -- thanks. Actully you don't need to worry about videos being Mac-friendly with me, I can play almost anything.
nu-monet: More like ancient Pueblo dung heaps.
Jetrock: "Copilot, set our altitude for 17-Dog 8-Jackal!"
virgilcain: cool, I'm already saving my pennies so I can make it net year
IvanStang: Friday -- I dunno! Depends on $$ totally.
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Jetrock: IvanStang: Yeah, yeah, I've seen the PHOTOS of you playing with some really HORRIFYING THINGS!
Jetrock: I touch myself when I view them.
Friday: Stang - You up for a Boston Devival in the fall?
IvanStang: I got Starwood in just one week and then Philo, Puzzling Evidence and Wei/I are going to Burning Man. St. Al is going too and some of the Or Kill Me radio guys.
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IvanStang: Friday -- hell yeah! The Fall of Boston!
Jahweh: word up
IvanStang: Bow Before Your God
Jahweh: long time no see
Jetrock: We spoke of doing this year's Burning Man but still too broke: but NEXT YEAR, there will be KUNST-KAMP!
Friday: Stang - I'll talk to Modemac and the clubs, then
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Jahweh: ugh, well, you know, i just kind of threw my back out..
^Thea^: I hope I can make it up for Starwood. Being at Brushwood felt so great I can't stand to wait long for another dose.
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RevBro-VT: Hey, if you haven't read about it yet... This year's Tampabay Devival will be better than Last year...
IvanStang: Thea -- imagine Pater Nostril, he's there for like 5 weeks!
Friday: RevBro - When is the Tampa Bay Devival?
IvanStang: Ya know, we might not have gotten on the saucers yet, but we sure have thrown some ESCAPE SAUCER LIKE PARTIES!
^Thea^: Lucky Bastard. I have considered asking Frank and Darlene for a job and knocking off for a summer and taking Becklin to live there.
IvanStang: My new house is almost like an Escape Vessel.
Jetrock: That's just IT. We can't get ON the saucer unless we're PRACTICED ENOUGH at the SACRED RECREATIONAL ARTS necessary for landing...
RevBro-VT: Date isn't set in stone, but September is expected time... We don't have the club tied down absolutely...
IvanStang: Jahweh -- you threw your back out in the garbage you say?
Jetrock: We're not SPACE-HIP enough to chill with the SUPER PARTY ALIENS.
^Thea^ wants Brushwwods hot tub installed on her escape vessel
Jahweh: well i threw my back like a discus
RevBro-VT: But Jewyl has the Beach House reserved...
Jahweh: but i got my angle wrong
Jahweh: and it zigged instead of zagged
IvanStang: Jetrock -- well, we're getting a LOT better at the RELAXING and SLACKING part. Jesus and Legume and I didn't do SHIT this X-Day, and EVERYBODY had a BETTER TIME!
Friday: RevBro - Remember, Dobbs' Long March is Fri-Sun, Sept. 14-16 2001--Camp Long, West Seattle
Jahweh: yeah, i'm very into the relaxing thing
IvanStang: I even got so laid back that I consumed ALCOHOL!! I ate about 10 of these little olives soaked in vodka -- the equivalent of a shot of vodka! Like a WHOLE DRINK! WHOOO boy!
Jetrock: ahhh yes. it's important to RELAX even if you're ORGANIZING the event. A few hours of non-panic are nice.
Friday: I may need to wear an abaya constantly for the next few days - I'm pretty badly blistered
Jetrock: woo woo! Vodka olives and 'frop!
Friday: Think people would buy abayas embroidered with the Dobbs Icon?
IvanStang: We did NO organizing. Everything got done anyway.
^Thea^: I know what you mean Stang. I never drink and I was knocking back margueritas like I did it all the time.
Jetrock: ivan: Are you sure you didn't sneak in just a LEEEEEDLE organizing?
Jahweh: if they knew what abayas were
NedWreck: i would, and i don't know what an abaya is
Friday: One of these decades I must investigate the allure of drinking rotten grain water, and rotten potato water. And bad aspirin.
Jetrock: I know how addicting organizing can be. I have to be careful that I don't try to organize OTHER PEOPLE'S events.
Friday: Abayas are the veil that Arab women wear, that covers their whoel face and just leaves a slit for the eyes.
IvanStang: Jetrock -- I think the most I did was write out the list of recipients for the Bobbie Awards. I did rant, but it was a true story of my childhood right off the top of my head.
Jetrock: It's that HIGH-SPEED PANIC VIBE RUSH.
NedWreck: basically, isn't alcohol just yeast excrement, anyway?
IvanStang: Lil WANTED to be the stage manager/MC so she did the tiny amount of control-freaking that was needed.
Friday: I don't think I'll ever be able to set dried leaves on fire and deliberately inhale the smoke, though. That's just ODD.
Jetrock: wow, really? write a list and rant? damn. that's just FIIIINE.
Jetrock: ahhh. the best cure for being a control freak is to get another control freak to do the job for you!
IvanStang: Jetrock -- I know that feeling well, that panic rush, but now I try to avoid it.
^Thea^: I'm kicking myself in the ass that I spent all my money before I saw the calendar. I would have loved to have one.
NedWreck: god, i hate summer
IvanStang: Friday -- smoking anything is certainly not healthy. But then, becoming a mass murderer due to Hate induced by non-froppage is even less healthy... until X-Day anyway.
Friday: I hate the saucers not arriving
Jetrock: so any fabulous highlights to share? I must admit I've been avoiding Usenet (I get SO MUCH WORK DONE when I don't read/post) so I've missed a lot of the event lists and initial reports...
IvanStang: Thea -- I think Sis Dec has more.
Friday: Stang - What drug would you recommend I consume? Besides semen, of course
^Thea^: I hope so.
Friday: Jetrock - I don't think there were any events lists
IvanStang: Friday -- SLEEP is the ULTIMATE drug, and FOOD is the close second.
IvanStang: You should try both!
Friday: Stang - I hate sleeping and I don't eat. Next?
Jahweh: Lil is really good at control-freaking
IvanStang: Try both at ONCE! We call that a "goofball."
Jahweh: Very emergentile
Friday: Stang - Or choking to death in your sleep.
Jetrock: ANTISLEEP is a nice drug sometimes.
Friday: Jetrock - I do that so often it has no effect on me.
IvanStang: Jetrock -- I am on antisleep right now.
Jetrock: The girl's a SUPER CONTROL FREAK!
IvanStang: I went to bed each night at about 5 and got up at 10.
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Friday: Lil looks great.
Jetrock: I've been trying to abstain from antisleep--but once in a while I get a jones.
^Thea^: Rev Dr BigBoy was up before 8am every morning and I usually lay down after morning birds started to sing.
ChaosIsrae: Mmm...looks like everyone's back from B'wood.....
Jetrock: ahhhh... well, nice talking, but my lovely bride has threatened to NOT beat me tonight if I don't get 'round to fixin' her some dinner... catch you on the flip-flop.
Jahweh: usenet is a blast sometimes
IvanStang: Oddly enough, we had a bigger turnout at 4XDay than last year's OR 1999. YET, the famous NEKKID BAPTISM was much smaller and featured very few gals. At lest Friday was there -- in only her abaya mask thing!
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Friday: I felt like there were more people there in 1999.
NedWreck: mmmmmmmmmm! Ironic home made chicken soup
^Thea^: I would have been there for the nekkid baptism but I was busy selling swag. I like being nekkid.
Friday: Bring waterproof swag poolside and sell it off a little rubber raft!
Friday: Remove raft from pool before the Whirlpool of Slack is formed, though
^Thea^: Hmmm perhaps that's what I'll do next year if my shift coincides with the baptism again.
Jahweh: one of these days i have to start traveling again
Friday: You could put the CD's into little plastic sandwich bags and Ziplock 'em shut.
Jahweh: i haven't really gone on a roadtrip since january 1999
NedWreck: did chrisli do anything special?
Jahweh: i'm becoming a homebody in my old age
Friday: X-DAY FIVE - ENTER THE HIVE
^Thea^: I would use the Jesussaurus for my raft. That was second favorite bath house toy this year.
NedWreck: and the first is?
IvanStang: Oh, I should brag about the BACHELOR PARTY that Jesus set up for me... which I thought was a dumb idea... it was just an excuse for Him to smoke cigars and ogle. But basically he got a bunch of the babes there to STRIP or at least dance provocatively for me. If only I had both nuts...
^Thea^: Well the hot tub jets of course.
Friday: Stang - I fonly I'd heard about it
Jahweh: _both_ nuts?
Jahweh: you only had two?
Friday: If only I'd heard about it ...
IvanStang: Jahweh, when I was The First Bobbie, I tried to be like "Bob" by having a hernia operation. It navkfired.
IvanStang: BACKFIRED I mean.
Jahweh: sorry to hear that
Jahweh: first bobbie
Jahweh: whatever happened to zach?
^Thea^: I think I will make deep fried bible a course at every dinner party I have from now on.
NedWreck: a bloomin' bible
IvanStang: I would still be there at Brushwood myself tonight, but I had to get Dr. Drummond to the airfield.
Friday: Stang - Why not drive back?
Friday: Stang - SCARE them all!
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ChaosIsrae: thanx, friday...
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IvanStang: Temujin lived!
temujin9: Yep. Came back and INSTANTLY had CON crap to deal with, too.
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^Thea^: I couldn't believe how many peopel were there this morning when I emerged from the tent. Do you think that pagans just sprout out of the ground overnight like mushrooms?
NedWreck: out of cow patties
temujin9: Definately a connection, there
ChaosIsrae: Pagans, um...bud.
IvanStang: Dr. Mojo, the insane software designer that Legume and Chas Smith work for, declared war on "Bob" in the name of the Pink "Bob," some charlatan he props up like a false god.
^Thea^: Rev Toth injured Rev Dr BigBoy with the "Think Pink" frisbee.
IvanStang: Aside from Mojo's depraved rantings, there was little of the standard interchurch warfare.
temujin9: OTOH, pagan chicks seem to have the ETERNAL HOTS for us SubGenius men. I think at least four were trying to get me to stay...and I only slept with ONE of them.
Friday: Stang - What is the opening shot in the battle of Dr. Mojo? Besdies the rant?
Jahweh: one more reason for me to stay away from x-day
Jahweh: heh heh heh
Jahweh avoids pagan chicks like the plague
IvanStang: Jahweh -- you're smart, those pagan chicks are enchantresses who will rob you of your manly sensefulness.
temujin9: Jahweh - I was, and still am, a geek unimpressed with his ability to get any chick, pagan or otherwise.
Jahweh: heh heh heh
Friday: Pagan chicks grow up to be pagan chickens, and they taste all grungy
Jahweh: I'm CONSERVING MY SEMEN in a JAR to feed an ARMY OF GIANT ROBOTS based on my SPERM
^Thea^: I loved what Rev Bunny had to say about what chickens are REALLY saying.
Jahweh: seriously, I'm of JHVH-ian alignment
temujin9: To get chased by multiple women, to know that whether I stay or return I will be desired in the NASTY, PHYSICAL, PERVERTED SENSES of the word; that, my friends, is Slack
IvanStang: Totenkoff -- I don't think we have ANYBODY on the mailing list from Romania. Sorry.
Jahweh: pagans are the natural enemies of the sons of JHVH
Jahweh: I mean, do you think JESUS would sleep with a PA... oh, wait, he probably does
IvanStang: This SubGenius world belongs to the Connietites... us men are just anachronisms these days, useless appendages probably soon to be extinctified by the matriarchy.
Friday: Stang - We'll kill you with KINDNESS, though
Totenkopf: Stang-too bad...i thought there were a few over here, since i've started seeing dobbshead posters everywhere over here
temujin9: I ain't related to Jesus in ANY WAY. Stang may look like my pappy, but Jesus and I probably only connect back in the times of Alexander.
Jahweh: stang: you're just saying that because you don't like the mandatory tattoos they make us wear
^Thea^: Naw, you mutant men are too much fun to extictify. We'll keep you around.
ChaosIsrae: Heh. "Oh, yes, KILL ME!"
Totenkopf: no contact info, though
IvanStang: You should have seen that line of men (and women) getting their Connietite calendars signed. It was three times longer than any line for one of my booksignings.
IvanStang: "T and A" rule this crass commercial world.
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Friday: Next year we can brand the logo into folks, since it caught on
temujin9: That's because you ain't got TITS. Talk to Lilith about options.
NedWreck: my mandatory tattoos were done by my good friend Linda
Totenkopf: hi magdalen
Friday: Magdalen! You made it!
^Thea^: You don't have boobs as cute as Susie's and the rest Stang.
Jahweh: it's the reverse of AT*T
IvanStang: MAGDALEN!!! How is this possible! Are you on Frank Barney's machine?!?!?
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Jahweh: if this world is going to be ruled by anybody
Jesus: Hello This is Jesus from XDAY!
mzzDemon: where is lil?
Jahweh: it oughta be the reverse of the death star
Friday: MzzDemon - Lil is asleep
IvanStang: Are you drenched in Oobleck?
temujin9: FROM X-Day? What are you using?
Totenkopf: hey Jesus
Jesus: Now here's everyone else...
Jahweh: time control
Friday: Jesus is using TIME CONTROL to communicate from July 5th!
temujin9 missed the Oobleck
*** Jesus is now known as magdalen
magdalen: hi everybody!
Friday: Hi Mags
IvanStang: Lord -- you must look in the trailer and see if our BATTERY CHARGER for 4 AA batteries for Wei's digital camera is PLUGGED INTO A WALL. A low wall outlet. MAKE A NOTE OF THIS!
*** magdalen is now known as mags
NedWreck: i have a couple of packs of freeze-dried oobleck left
mags: we're on the laptop in the studio
Friday: I hate losing battery chargers. I need to paint mine orange or something, so it doesn't just blend into the furniture
temujin9: Quick, Jesus - you need to find me on-site and tell me to get to the ranting Saturday night. I missed SO much the first time around.
IvanStang: Jesus -- on the table in our room, you MIGHT find a tiny mysterious bag.
mags: hang on, let me make the font bigger so everyone can read it
Friday: There's a small metal pipe hidden behind the sign on stage B Jesus - would you go and see who dropped it? It was sometime on the 4th
temujin9: Was it blue and black?
Totenkopf: hey mags i need your addy to send you those samples
temujin9: The pipe, I mean.
mags: oh ho!
Friday: Temujim - Red and gold
mags: well I'll tell you my addy later Totenkopf
temujin9: okay. I lost me blue and black one; no big deal, because I had that axe-bowl GIVEN to me...
Jahweh: np: the many moods of murry wilson
mags: my time is almost up
Friday: SubGenius totem slack pipe
Jahweh: come in #51
mags: here's modemac!
IvanStang: Mags -- there are sandwiches in the refrigerator in a blue bag which you can eat.
Friday: Eat just the blue bag, though - NOT the sandwiches
*** mags is now known as Modemac
Friday: Yo Mode, how's that fall Devival shaping up?
Modemac: We're all in the pavilion ha ving an orgy rightg now!
^Thea^: On that pebble floor?
IvanStang: God damn it, I knew they'd wait until the Old Man left.
Friday hands Modemac the frop-flavored lubricant
*Modemac* Everyone here is worried about you.
RevBro-VT: That's why Modemac's spelling is so bad...
--> Modemac Why?
Jahweh: need some flip-flops?
temujin9: Jahweh - done, done, and DONE. now that I have come all over an empty channel, what should I do?
*** Signoff: Totenkopf (Ping timeout)
Jahweh: temujin: ummmmm?
nunc1o: Clean up?
temujin9: #51? what was that?
Jahweh: oh, ok
Jahweh: i'm sorry
Jahweh: i meant "come in #51, your time is up"
^Thea^: I did the splits while doing a dance at the ESO show the other night and truely regretted it when I encountered the gravel.
IvanStang: As soon as "those old squares" (me and Philo) leave, they break out the orgy supplies. Hey, at least send me a video!
Jahweh: forget the video
Friday: Well it's getting late, time for met to go
Modemac: That, and I don't have my glasses right on right now.
Jahweh: i want the smell-o-vision version
Friday: Stang, want the log from before you came in? It's mostly a bot though
^Thea^: Night Friday.
temujin9: Actually, Stang, I think it was St. Marc's anti-fun field. You'll notice how sedate the strip-teases were at your party...
IvanStang: I am now starting to notice and feel the dozens of tiny cuts all over my hands from running around doing technical stuff around the stage.
Log file closed at: 7/8/01 11:03:16 PM