Correction: July 5, 1998

From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 12:11 AM
Message-ID: <435hgt0d7g0pimvchj5e22g6plolmgunvp@4ax.com>

What the hell made you people assume that 1998 refered to years since Jesus
was born the first time? Our savior is "Bob". Our years should be numbered
from HIS birth.

Now someone go get their copy of TBotSG and figure out what year this is in
the A."B". calendar.

Hurry up, I'm waiting.

The rest of you can invent new months to replace the old ones. Except July
of course. We need that one.
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 12:39 AM
Message-ID: <tgh6shpq27blff@corp.supernews.com>

if we replace the old months with new ones, won't they still be the same?

--
"There are always pools of blood in the shadows"
- Serial Experiments Lain
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 1:00 AM
Message-ID: <tgh868cd7tp084@corp.supernews.com>

"kevbob" wrote

> > The rest of you can invent new months to replace the old ones. Except
July
> > of course. We need that one.
>
> if we replace the old months with new ones, won't they still be the same?

you gotta mouse in yer pocket?
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 1:29 AM
Message-ID: <tgh9q17aiakq68@corp.supernews.com>

"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com> wrote

>
> you gotta mouse in yer pocket?

no.

a pocket knife, a lighter, and my keys.

what does you have in its pockets?

--
"There are always pools of blood in the shadows"
- Serial Experiments Lain
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 2:24 AM
Message-ID: <3b08b295.3585973@news.mindspring.com>

You guys are soooooo swift. Do you need "Bob" to spell -everything-
out for you? Don't you realize there are security issues at stake
here with the police of half the galaxy out looking for him and trying
to thwart the plans of the Xists? Can't you do any of the work for
yourselves?

One thousand nine hundred and ninety eight is the value, by Gematria,
of the mekono leshibtok, the 'sacred dwelling place' of YHVH-1 (exodus
15:17), the 'merkaba', or CHARIOT. OK? Ringy any bellsy yet?
Chariots of the gods? Anybody? Anybody?

Now in traditional numerology, 7 is Venus, and 5 is Mars. 7/5 1998?
Are we seeing it yet?

So I've probably SPELLED OUT ENOUGH TO RUIN IT ALREADY but I'll leave
the obvious solution to this puzzle to you. It's pretty
self-explanatory when you've got this much of it worked out.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"DO NOT ALLOW AIR CONDITIONER TO FALL OUT OF WINDOW."
- warning on a window air conditioner

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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 9:27 AM
Message-ID: <ZI8O6.14402$y_3.5363036@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

>
>The rest of you can invent new months to replace the old ones. Except July
>of course. We need that one.

I hereby rename September "Andreuxber".

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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 2:08 PM
Message-ID: <MPG.1572f97492d13626989686@news.alt.net>

here here!

I propose that april be renamed to 'nyquil'.
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 8:39 PM
Message-ID: <bear-ya02408000R2105011739070001@news.direct.ca>

damn, gotta move fast around here! I hereby rename October: Beartober -
the month where bears go into their caves for the winter.
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 10:04 PM
Message-ID: <3b09c90d.74884272@news.mindspring.com>

I hereby re-rename October 'poodle'.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Welcome to Mississippi, please set your watch back 25 years"
- Cosmo Electrolux

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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: "Aurora Slyde" <slyde@webservantsextraordinaire.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 10:27 PM
Message-ID: <N8kO6.110990$Oo.5943962@news2.aus1.giganews.com>

Henceforth, the month following 'poodle' will not have a name. But will
be pronounced by breaking wind rather sophomorishly. Those who are inept at
breaking wind shall pronounce it "THHHBBBPPPPPPTTTTTttttttt"

: : Aurora Slyde
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: PsYcHoTrOnIcBoDyRoCk <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 10:29 PM
Message-ID: <3B09D057.AB3154F2@staff.uiuc.edu>

>
No WAY man, October's new name is, of course, HALLOWEEN..!

Let November be poodle.

And you, Mr, Beartober, wouldn't you really rather have the month
when bears come *out* of their caves?

I mean, Beartober (RROOOARR!!) packs a lot more punch than Beartober
(snore). Am I right?
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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 11:12 PM
Message-ID: <bear-ya02408000R2105012012340001@news.direct.ca>

> I hereby re-rename October 'poodle'.

oh yeah? well I call shenanigans!

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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 21, 2001 11:24 PM
Message-ID: <3b09dbdf.79703156@news.mindspring.com>

Me too! If you kids don't knock that off, somebody's going to get an
eye put out!

--
Joe Cosby

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Subject: Re: Correction: July 5, 1998
From: mtrxhzu@aol.com00101110 (whoa)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, May 23, 2001 1:04 AM
Message-ID: <20010523010442.08081.00001118@ng-ce1.aol.com>

Please rename March to "Stagger".

Thank you.

~~Sr. Special K

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Original file name: Correction- July 5, 1998 - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:31