From: "Tezcatlipoca \"Tez\" Murphy"
<smoking@mirror.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 12:33 PM
Because you keep touching yourself down there.
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Subject: Re: Why you didn't get Ruptured this year
From: ian noneofyerdamnedbuisness <xshade.afx@gmail.com>
It's mine, and I can wash it as fast as I want to.
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Subject: Re: Why you didn't get Ruptured this year
From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@verizon.net>
If I don't keep it polished, it will get rusty