From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM
On Tue, 7 Jul 2009 13:43:19 -0700 (PDT), SusietheFloozie
<susieflooze@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Jul 7, 4:27 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?
>f...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>> >I think I have figured out the problem.
It's your SOCKS. You aren't
>> >wearing the right-color SOCKS. FIX YOUR
FUCKING SOCKS, YOU IDIOTS,
>> >YOU ARE CONFUSING THE ALIENS!
>>
>> One of you is wearing plaid socks, aren't you?
Admit it.
>>
>
>Shit. I had some crazy socks I packed for warmth
that wear fuzzy black
>ones that had the word SPOOKY woven into them in
white--a lame design,
>but cheap on the after-Halloween sale (25 cents,
motherfucker!) and
>warm as hell. But at some point in the evening...
>
>I was standing in the foggy mist outside the poolhouse
all wet and
>naked and steaming in the night air. I was trying
to find my clothes,
>and I thought I found my checkered sneakers but
they looked to be now
>several sizes too large, and the SPOOKY socks looked
more like B&W
>zebraprint than words--and where the rest of my
clothes were was
>anybody's guess. Then I had to figure out where
my camp was set up.
>Baby steps, giggling.
>
>God DAMN it was cold. But I love X-Day. I can't
wander around wet and
>naked on the Disoriented Express in my own neighborhood
and laugh the
>whole time.
>
>So I had a good X-Day, but if you think those socks
were the problem,
>I'll stick them up my ass and shit them out and
then burn them if that
>will help.
>
>
>Not for long, any way.
I think it's just the plaid ones that mess up the X-ists,
there is
something about the way plaid looks viewed through those
thousand-faceted compound eyes of theirs that makes
them dizzy.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ANNOY THE ROBOT