| "How can we tell whether our friends are ready to talk the path of Dobbs?..." Dr Howll |
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| "Slit the throat rather than mention sludge!" Dr Howll |
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| "Good morning and welcome to the SubGenius Devotional Hour..." Puzzling Evidence |
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| "Oh My God, is this for real? No, it's just a tape..." Puzzling Evidence |
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| "Don't look down..." Dr Howll and Puzzling Evidence |
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| "Now as for the skin we know these creatures have an integument of feathers or of cheese..." Dr Howll and Puzzling Evidence |
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| "Look guy you're plugged directly into the show here..." |
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| "They brought us here in a van. You know there gonna take us back in one too." Puzzling Evidence |
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| Dr Howll and the green energy archons |
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| "Listeners are expendable" Puzzling Evidence |
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| "Wasn't he that astronaut who disappeared a couple years ago?... |
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| "I could talk about quantum mechanics..." |
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| "A particle and a wave here..." |
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| "Ah those glistening listeners would never understand..." |
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| "Eh doctor?... what is it really like down on that seventh level?..." |
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| "I suppose it's just as well..." |
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| "Tell us what the theme of tonight's show..." |
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| "There's that creature again..." |
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| "Yes they can go backwards and forwards in the same time..." |
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| G. G. Gordon at the '92 Chicago World SubGenius Convention: "..Just might save your brain and your soul and your mental life for the next ten million years..." |
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| Beware the following may trigger the subliminal implant code"The message is now registered in your subconscious mind..." |
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| An advert for The 'Bob' Dobbs Classic Meerschaum by Rev. DK Jones and Rev. Ivan Stang |
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| A snippet of Gosp-Hell music from the "The Walk Ins"... as heard on 'Bob's' Earwax |
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| Only The finest Bulldada as heard on the Hour of Slack |
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| Hellpope Huey: "Wish you were a genius but feel like only a SubGenius?" |
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| "What is the Law ?...." |
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| "You can plant Bob and it will grow into a beautiful tree!" |
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| Stang tells you where you used to be able to send the money |
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