> ALL-ONE-GODDESS-FAITH UNITES THE HUMAN RACE! ALL-ONE!
> HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE!
> DON'T DRINK SOAP! KEEP OUT OF EYE! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
Heh, not bad. Reminds me of this entry from "Copy Page #2" from the
rare first printing of "The Book of the SubGenius", on the Testimoanials
page:
I found my place in the world through DOBBS. I will obey DOBBS.
DOBBS is all-one-faith-AMEN! From ten billion year old amoeba to
giant-forebrain OverMan of White Stone Power Mind, all SLACK all DOBBS
all ONE! OK! OK! Drink the eucharist with no-doz, wash off your
tears, power blackouts signal UFOs in space, ALL-DOBBS-TRIUMPH in
heaven hell and Safeway, BRING ALL THE CHILDREN a million and six
negative ion generators, I SEE! I SEE! The work of forty five slave
Pink Boys equals ONE SUBGENIUS equals SCARLET LOVE 666! SLACK SLACK OK
There's something about classic Church material that's hard to beat ...
although Dr. Bronner is a power unto himself. If you're *very* good,
I'll post Dr. Bronner's open letter to Dr. Ruth! It's a few years old,
but good psychotic episodes are eternal.
-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-
SubGenii in Cleveland! Contact ExchangeNET, where $20 / month
gets you access to the whole bleeding Superhighway! Unix-based system.
An astounding number of Subs "coincidentally" do Internet through
ExchangeNET. For info, E-Mail to: info@en.com
My SOUL is BURNING like the CUYAHOGA in JULY, BROTHERS!!
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And now, a Moment Of Chaotic Bronnerism
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou DuChez)
Date: 23 Nov 1994 07:09:55 -0500
> I sez: If you're *very* good,
> I'll post Dr. Bronner's open letter to Dr. Ruth! It's a few years old,
> but good psychotic episodes are eternal.
>
> Stang sez: Yeah, let's see that rare Bronner out-take!
Well, seeing how easy it would be for my reservation on the Escape Saucers
to be "lost", I will consider this an offer I can't refuse. I am
gratified that it is a short bit of text.
This comes from a few years ago, when I sent a "fan letter" to Dr. Bronner
and he sent a bunch of his writings back. Labels, plus an open letter
to Reagan and Gorbachev (NO, I'm not going to type it today, for it is
hideously long), and also a couple ads for odd products.
Dear Dr. Ruth:
Your are doing great pioneer work! So much so, that in one world with
nuclear bombs, you can teach the Moral ABC the Essene teacher of
Righteousness, of Light, the real Rabbi Hillel, taught Jesus, to unite
the whole Human race lightning-like in our Eternal Father's great
"All-One-God-Faith"! You can teach the Moral ABC Hillel taught Jesus,
to unite all mankind free! Its 4 outstanding points are, 1st: Perfect
yourself first, like Mark Spitz. 2nd: Absolute cleanliness is
Godliness, 3rd: Essene birth control must limit birth, or we destroy
God's spaceship Earth. Then, can we enjoy the greatest freedom. 4th:
Teach "How to Love", for God is Love, uniting All-One above! Above!
For when Tomtom, our male cat, sexed "Booboo", another male, Booboo
hollered bloody murder, & ashamed, ran away to die. Rather than
tolerate anal sex, oral sex, or any other violation of God's Law, that
masqueraded as "Gay" threatens to demoralize-divide-decay, the whole
Human race today!
So, instead of teaching "How to Sex", we must teach "How to Love, for
God is Love, uniting All-One above! Above!" So, as Einstein's kin, we
wrote in '44, the poem "How to Love, For God is Love, Uniting All-One
Above! Above! Above!"
Wow. (And please don't no one get mad at me for Dr. Bronner's views on
homosexuals: Dr. Bronner may be a deity in his own right, but he's nearly
as fallible as "Bob" himself.)
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