Frop?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <947kl8$r39$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, headkase
<headkase@my-deja.com> wrote:

> >
>
> please tell me tubing is smoking chillums
> not riding waves.

To be doctrinal about it, in 1979, when that Pamphlet #1 was written,
"tubing" was originally refering to the Couch Potato path to Slack, that
is, bathing in the phosphor image bank from The Tube. However, like
everything else in the Church liturgy, it is also meant to be vague yet
evocative, and thus easily interpreted in several conflicting ways,
hopefully engendering warfare among the SubGenii and hence increasing
the pace of natural selection -- part of Dobbs' "Accelerated Devolution"
nonplan.

Inhaling burnt vegetable matter is never a healthy practice. If you want
to get "high," as the youth parlance goes, we would suggest 'Frop,
instead. It CAN be smoked, but is so strong that it doesn't really
require ignition. It kills just as many irrelevant brain cells, but
spares the all important lung tissue.

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Original file name: Re anwser me this Yetii...... - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34