Subject: Who is Connie?!?

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2001 6:32 PM
Message-ID: <0bkpktkc4ccr6sc2tke63t588dm5d2a7t0@4ax.com>

On Wed, 11 Jul 2001 18:13:43 GMT, Sister Decadence
<decadence@subgenius.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 10 Jul 2001 09:27:45 -0700, Lilith von Fraumench
><lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
>>So they instead backed up the mighty Bodhisattva Troutwaxer as he
>>ranted on many subjects, including the dearth of Connieite material in
>>this Church. (To which I reply: When we get around to it! I'm too busy
>>having slack for a change to put up a Connieite webpage, damn it,
>>mumble grumble....)
> There are hidden rumblings....secretive ideas in the works
>already.......

This brings up an important point. Does a true photo or picture of
Connie actually exist? Lately an image suspiciously familiar to a
female Dobbshead has popped up on SubSite and other places, but I
don't think that is the TRUE face of Connie. First of all, as Mighty
Monsieur Troutwaxer said, that picture is obviously just a Dobbshead
modified slightly so as to appear female. The resemblance to "Bob" is
so striking that one might think Dobbs married his own sister! (Well,
he probably *did* at some point or another, but that sure wasn't
Connie. Besides, Zeus did it too! And Lilith, I'm sure you'll
remember my admission of close family ties to Evangela back in
1998...)

Nay, brethren and sithren, I think that the True Face of Connie has
not been revealed yet. She has appeared in many forms, but none of
those images is the True Connie. She morphs constantly, and you never
know if that striking 16-year-old goth chick you're trying to score
with at your local rave may in fact be the Sultry Siren of Slack, come
to pull one over on you. Or she may actually be Mrs. Cleaver, the
ever-smiling, ironing and washing Mom from the 50s who secretly
drugged her husband to sleep every night and went out to party with
those awful biker gangs. Or...maybe Connie was there at X-Day, and we
ALL met her at one moment or another? Maybe as we were walking down
the dark paths of the Brushwood campground at night, arms around each
other, whispering meaningful things

What I DO know is that Connie left me a gift this past weekend, one
that was obviously meant to be passed on to someone special. So I
did.

Oh yeah, I've got these two pictures of Connie that I posted once to
alt.binaries.slack. It's been a while, so I might as well post them
again.

Have YOU gotten in touch with your inner Connie?

"Connie shaved it, I fucked it, that settles it."

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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