Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 6, 2001 3:22 PM

" Female hyenas are virtually indistinguishable from males. Their clitoris
is enlarged and extended to form an organ of the same size, shape, and
position as the male penis. It can also be erected. Their labia have folded
up and fused to form a false scrotum that is not discernibly different in
external form or location from the true scrotum of males. It even contains
fatty tissue forming two swellings easily mistaken for testicles. Authors of
the most recent paper on spotted hyenas found the appearance of males and
females "so close that sex could only be determined with certainty by
palpation of the scrotum. Testes could be located in the scrotum of the male
compared with soft adipose tissue in the false scrotum of the female."
British zoologist L. Harrison Matthews wrote the most extensive anatomical
description of the hyena's sexual anatomy in 1939. He described the peniform
clitoris, emphasizing that it is no smaller than the male penis, is equally
constricted to a single slitlike opening at the tip, and is as subject to
erection as its male counterpart. He concluded his dry and precise pages of
description with as forceful a statement of wonder as measured British
scientific prose would allow: "It is probably one of the most unusual of the
forms which the external orifice of the urogenital canal takes amongst
female mammals." Harrison Matthews also investigated the interesting
question of how hyenas do it, given a female orifice no larger than the slit
of a male's penis. "In the pre-pubertal state," he writes, "these functions
are obviously impossible, owing to the minute size of the opening." But as
the female matures the slit gradually lengthens and "creeps down round the
ventral surface ... travelling down the midline" until it forms an orifice
1.5 cm long and extending from the tip of the clitoris to its base. This
lengthening of the slit and a subsequent enlargement of the nipples
following pregnancy and parturition help distinguish older females from
males."

http://dhushara.tripod.com/book/socio/hyena/hyena.htm
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Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

whyaskwhyaskwhy wrote:
>
> Authors of the most recent paper on spotted hyenas
> found the appearance of males and females "so close
> that sex could only be determined with certainty by
> palpation of the scrotum."

Iz you sayin' our posts are like palpitating a
spotted hyena's scrotum, or that *we* are like
palpitating spotted hyena scrotums?

In any event, who here's up for a little spotted
hyena scrotum palpitation?

I'll bring the chilled fructose enemas!

C'mon, it's been awhile. Loosen up.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?
From: Sir Isaac Lime <luser@aol.com>

Little Orphan Orange <peccavi@n0spamcatholic.org> wrote:

It's about otters...loving otters
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Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

And hot otter box shots on alt.binaries.slack-otters. See everything.
Even homoerottercism.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
There's a fine line between an attitude problem
and thinking clearly.
I seem to have an uncanny ability to get looped
and fall RIGHT on it.

"How would you like to be lured into a cage,
dropped in boiling water,
laid out on a plate and then drenched in butter?"
"Your place or mine?"
- "Night Court"

"When some folks agree with my opinions,
I begin to suspect I am wrong."
- Kin Hubbard

"How long have those mice been living
in your back-fat?"
"I don't know, but I call the white one Mitzi."
- "The Oblongs"
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Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>

Exactly.
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Subject: Re: S0 WUTZ THIS NEWZGR0UP ALL AB0UT ANYAWAY?
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

In article <jn0vmtk2d1olavtu4e9sknh98b0ai5brhg@4ax.com>, Little Orphan
Orange <peccavi@n0sPaMcatholic.org> wrote:
>
> i bet you work at the mall.

I'll bet he pees in the decorative fountains AT the mall. He's slippery,
though. He can even outrun the negro security guards, his doodle just
a-flappin'. People scream like anything. You must surely retain SOME
respect for such a Bulldadist.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Darvon-coated, decorative Britney Spears
rectal finger cot for Mr. Kevbob.

"Sometimes I give myself admirable advice,
but I am incapable of taking it."
- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"...if you screw up the balance
of the infernal dollar,
I'll have you slapping corpse meat
in a fast food joint!"
- Blathoxi, Lord of Flatulence

"Its hard to spell at 120 beats per minute."
- Wayne Brady

More MicroSoft malarkey...yes, they CAN make it worse!
http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010802.html

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