Membership

From: "Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 4:54 PM
Message-ID: <tks3kiauluh4ea@corp.supernews.com>

So I don't have $30 but i want to be a subgenius too. Can we work out a
trade for a membership? I have an extensive POG collection, metal slammers
and all.

-Moses Jones
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: heyitsclio@aol.com (HeyItsClio)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:23 PM
Message-ID: <20010712172342.10154.00006425@ng-md1.aol.com>

what??? "work out a trade"?? sounds rather PINK to me. sell your body like
** I ** did for the membership fee.
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: "Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:42 PM
Message-ID: <tks6emt5nni1e7@corp.supernews.com>

> My friend sold me hsi soul for $5. I'll give you *that* if you
> have an Alf pog.

I had a friend give me his soul for a quarter. Anyone interested in
snagging some before I go public?
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: heyitsclio@aol.com (HeyItsClio)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:45 PM
Message-ID: <20010712174528.10154.00006438@ng-md1.aol.com>

>Does the procedure involve intense orgasmic pleasure? If not I'll stick to
>the POG offer.

Jesus... I didn't mean to sell your body FOR PARTS, dear. Perhaps you'd better
stick to pogs...

-- Clio :)
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: "Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:33 PM
Message-ID: <tks5t1ou9j1qda@corp.supernews.com>

"HeyItsClio" <heyitsclio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010712172342.10154.00006425@ng-md1.aol.com...
> what??? "work out a trade"?? sounds rather PINK to me. sell your body
like
> ** I ** did for the membership fee.

Does the procedure involve intense orgasmic pleasure? If not I'll stick to
the POG offer.
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: md_archangel@hotmail.com (mykal d'archangel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: Yer Mom
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:41 PM
Message-ID: <3b4e1950.19002703@news.onemain.com>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 13:54:39 -0700, "Moses Jones"
<moses@govtcheese.com> wrote:

>So I don't have $30 but i want to be a subgenius too. Can we work out a
>trade for a membership? I have an extensive POG collection, metal slammers
>and all.
>
>-Moses Jones

My friend sold me hsi soul for $5. I'll give you *that* if you
have an Alf pog.

st m d'a
artFuck of The Quijibo Cartel
http://quijibo.walkingdead.net
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: "Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 5:48 PM
Message-ID: <tks6pdphlmgk89@corp.supernews.com>

"Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com> wrote in message
news:tks6emt5nni1e7@corp.supernews.com...
>
> > My friend sold me hsi soul for $5. I'll give you *that* if you
> > have an Alf pog.
>
>
> I had a friend give me his soul for a quarter. Anyone interested in
> snagging some before I go public?
>
>

Errrrrr teach me to post before i read my words. I intended to imply that I
was breaking it into shares for sale on the stock market. I fucked up.
It's no longer even *potentially* entertaining. Please forgive.
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: "Moses Jones" <moses@govtcheese.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 6:02 PM
Message-ID: <tks7jdu7tk06e@corp.supernews.com>

"HeyItsClio" <heyitsclio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010712174528.10154.00006438@ng-md1.aol.com...
> >Does the procedure involve intense orgasmic pleasure? If not I'll stick
to
> >the POG offer.
>
> Jesus... I didn't mean to sell your body FOR PARTS, dear. Perhaps you'd
better
> stick to pogs...
>
> -- Clio :)

Good to hear. Did I mention I have metal slammers?
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Subject: Re: Membership
From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 13, 2001 12:27 AM
Message-ID: <FMu37.131823$Q9.32596002@news1.elmhst1.il.home.com>

If you DO sell your body for parts. Save a lung for me. Also a good liver
would be nice too. I don't want to resort using those cheap paper lungs that
I've heard so much about. For one thing, keeping the hatch well oiled is a
major drag. Plus, opening said hatch to replace your paper lung in public is
rather unseemly.

Pope (Jazz me up!) Phred

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