Subject: hi all

From: "Jean-luc" <2391dillm@yhahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: "Jean-luc" <876non@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 1:11 AM
Message-ID: <c_DP7.32423$WC1.3305750@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>

just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is about
I can't find the FAQ is there one
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 2:20 AM
Message-ID: <9un6am015tv@enews2.newsguy.com>

"Jean-luc" <2391dillm@yhahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c_DP7.32423$WC1.3305750@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is
about
> I can't find the FAQ is there one
>
>

http://www.subgenius.com

--
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http://mp3.com/twobeans

"There, the spark leaps to life. The Golden Age quivers on the brink of
creation. Live, my machine! Live my savior! You have my breath... You have
my dream, my dream."
-The Residents, "Failure / Reconstruction" from the album Mark of the Mole
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 1:45 AM
Message-ID: <3C0F13EC.BF55CB95@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Jean-luc wrote:
>
> just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is about
> I can't find the FAQ is there one

The FAQ is effectively
http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p2.html. It's a
religion that may be described as 1/Mormon.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: König Prüß, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 1:52 AM
Message-ID: <XAEP7.591$rD2.28097@nntp1.onemain.com>

"Jean-luc" escrivened:
>just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is about
>I can't find the FAQ is there one
>
>

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: "Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 2:40 AM
Message-ID: <9un7cd$afv$1@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>

"John Starrett" <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote in message
news:3C0F13EC.BF55CB95@carbon.cudenver.edu...
> Jean-luc wrote:
> >
> > just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is
about
> > I can't find the FAQ is there one
>
> The FAQ is effectively
> http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p2.html. It's a
> religion that may be described as 1/Mormon.
>

I guess we're okay as long as Mormon doesn't go to zero.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"During the lecture, when Hunter got off on his Revelation rant, he grabbed
another friend, Corry Smith, to come onstage and read from Revelation as he
made comments. Corry still does not know what to make of this encounter.
On the one hand, hey, you're onstage with Hunter Thompson. On the other
hand, hey,
you're onstage with Hunter Thompson." - D. Murphree
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: goldfingerjaws@aol.com (Goldfinger jaws)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 8:25 AM
Message-ID: <20011206082513.12399.00001226@mb-dd.aol.com>

>
>just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is about
>I can't find the FAQ is there one
>

IF you were called here. Which you were you will not need FAQ. Sweet dreams you
will be "contacted". Don't worry its not to late.

-Rev. MAD Jive Talk'n NEuman Rambo

"people want to know what you're talk'n about" -Lonesome Cowboy Dave
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Subject: Re: hi all
From: prof@sourceofevil.com (Professor C.A. Baboon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2001 9:29 AM
Message-ID: <dc099560.0112060629.449dd9fb@posting.google.com>

That's sort of the quick and dirty formula. Good for a horseshoes and
handgrenades, but the generally accepted form from the "Big Black Book
of Slack Engineering", 74th ed. is:

1 / ((-Scientology) ^ (1/2) * e ^ Luck-Plane-Curvature-Coeffiecient )
+ pi ^ i

Don't try to figure this one out at home. It can only be calculated
by a special SubGenius version of VAX-VMS with the LIBC$MWOWM library
installed.

There is one special case associated with the above equation. As you
approach "BOB" the Luck-Plane-Curvature-Coefficient approaches
infinity, but randomly, rather than assymptotically. Here at the
SubGenius College of Cash Mining Technology, we've been trying to come
up with some general purpose formula to use for some time. This one
should work fine at ranges above 15 miles. Any closer than that, and
you're on your own.

"Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:<9un7cd$afv$1@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>...
> "John Starrett" <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote in message
> news:3C0F13EC.BF55CB95@carbon.cudenver.edu...
> > Jean-luc wrote:
> > >
> > > just wandering around the news groups just wondering what this one is
> about
> > > I can't find the FAQ is there one
> >
> > The FAQ is effectively
> > http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p2.html. It's a
> > religion that may be described as 1/Mormon.
> >
>
> I guess we're okay as long as Mormon doesn't go to zero.
>
> --
> It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
> http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
>
> "During the lecture, when Hunter got off on his Revelation rant, he grabbed
> another friend, Corry Smith, to come onstage and read from Revelation as he
> made comments. Corry still does not know what to make of this encounter.
> On the one hand, hey, you're onstage with Hunter Thompson. On the other
> hand, hey,
> you're onstage with Hunter Thompson." - D. Murphree

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