Subject: Hey!

From: Bruce Bombere <xenuxenu@netzero.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:32 AM
Message-ID: <3C132FAC.F75EE055@netzero.net>

Hey! What is this group about, anyway?
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Kevan wrote:
>
> Bruce Bombere <xenuxenu@netzero.net> wrote:
>
> > Hey! What is this group about, anyway?
> alt = alternative
> slack = pants
> So this ia group about alternatives to pants.
<snip>

Kevan is deliberately misinforming you. We are a group of
French criminals trying to learn english in a Christian
setting.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: arbane@attbi.com
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:09 PM
Message-ID: <4qQQ7.25677$Yy.311124@rwcrnsc53>

Don't listen to him. He's mad! Mad I tell you!

This is actually a newsgroup devoted to the Church of the SubGenius, one of
the finest insane bogus mind-control UFO doomsday cults to ever have
survived its End Of The World. It's what Scientology would've been if
Elron had had any sense of humor.

--
"Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'."
-- James A. Wolf
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:15 PM
Message-ID: <3C13D47C.4721@succeeds.com>

No, it's a newsgroup devoted to the Church of the
SubGenius, where people who want to explore the
more extreme aspects of their sexuality come, to
be in an environment of respect and compassion and
more come.

--
$
There is no nu-monet there is only Zuul.
$
The Anti-Limerick, by nu-monet:

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.
$
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: 66635@sfhitl6ips.com
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:19 PM
Message-ID: <iql71uggnca4rm9e2dns2b23heinman6ad@4ax.com>

On Sun, 09 Dec 2001 03:32:28 -0600, Bruce Bombere
<xenuxenu@netzero.net> wrote:

>
> Hey! What is this group about, anyway?

Hey Bruce
hows the weather in DC?
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:39 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9172A951A3E87nunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>

No, it's a newsgroup devoted to the Church of the SubGenius, the best non-
denominational non-religious church to ever worship titties while flipping a
bird at the gubbmint as we wait for the alien pleasure saucers to arrive and
free us from life on this here mudball of a planet full of clueless Pinks.

All will be revealed to you by viewing the holy pamphlet found at

http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html

Go now! Read!
--
Rev. DJ Epoch

"This Church is so big on titties that it's almost mandatory for all our
front doors to have knockers." - Paul E. Jamison
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 4:14 PM
Message-ID: <3C13D437.455C18D4@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Arbane the Terrible wrote:
>
> This is actually a newsgroup devoted to the Church of the SubGenius, one of
> the finest insane bogus mind-control UFO doomsday cults to ever have
> survived its End Of The World. It's what Scientology would've been if
> Elron had had any sense of humor.
<snip>

Listen to Arbane. He used to be known as Arbane the
Truthful, until the French criminals mistranslated his name
after his forced baptism.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: "Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 7:06 PM
Message-ID: <9v0uf3$bl1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net>

"Bruce Bombere" <xenuxenu@netzero.net> wrote in message
news:3C132FAC.F75EE055@netzero.net...
>
> Hey! What is this group about, anyway?
>

It's about this long.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 9:38 PM
Message-ID: <rv781u8ct3ieuk4r90bkdenju1m35uvavt@4ax.com>

Bruce Bombere wrote to %newsgroups% /n/n:

>
> Hey! What is this group about, anyway?

exactly.
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Subject: Re: Hey!
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 10, 2001 12:04 AM
Message-ID: <3C144244.68CA3A69@infi.net>

Bruce Bombere wrote:

> Hey! What is this group about, anyway?

Weel, *I* came here in '95 or '96 because I thought it was a
cleverly-disguised Britney Spears fan group. I wanted to
avoid the rush.

Paul E. Jamison

"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
- Terry Pratchett

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