Subject: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS

From: NPSMARIA@webtv.net
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 14, 2001 9:04 PM
Message-ID: <4904-3B79CA8D-194@storefull-105.iap.bryant.webtv.net>

Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
Interesting web site?
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Aug 14, 2001 9:24 PM
Message-ID: <3B79CF55.4941@succeeds.com>

NPSMARIA@webtv.net wrote:
>
> Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of
> the Subgenius. Interesting web site?

I think they folded in the late 70s. The guy who ran it,
I think his name was John Stange or something, died or
was killed.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: goldfingerjaws@aol.com (Goldfinger jaws)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 12:10 AM
Message-ID: <20010815001001.21445.00002766@mb-mk.aol.com>

>
>NPSMARIA@webtv.net wrote:
>>
>> Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of
>> the Subgenius. Interesting web site?
>
>
>I think they folded in the late 70s. The guy who ran it,
>I think his name was John Stange or something, died or
>was killed.

I heard his name was Joe Satang he taught his asshole to talk took his show on
the road made millions. Then he timeported into 2525 and turned himself into a
giant nanoprobe that circles the earth to this day.

Rev. Mad neuman Repoorts

You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline-it helps if
you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need a BEER.
- Frank Zappa,

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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 12:33 AM
Message-ID: <i%me7.1729$E84.463193@news.uswest.net>

<NPSMARIA@webtv.net> wrote

> Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
> Interesting web site?

fish fucking satanistic pirates, the lot of them.

ARRRRR WHERE BE ME SEA BISCUIT?
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 1:14 AM
Message-ID: <f81knts2725eb8qipsoc48porvn33idgnh@4ax.com>

On Tue, 14 Aug 2001 21:04:13 -0400 (EDT), NPSMARIA@webtv.net wrote, in
alt.slack:

} Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
}Interesting web site?

What?

We have no idea what you're talking about.
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 1:57 AM
Message-ID: <tnk39po2dbcb7b@corp.supernews.com>

"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com> wrote
> fish fucking satanistic pirates, the lot of them.
>
> ARRRRR WHERE BE ME SEA BISCUIT?

i ate it.

i like biscuits.

they fail to suck in 87 distinct ways.

--
"This ministration without full consent
Fire and brimstone, I will not relent
Just as all good things must come to an end
I will administer as I see fit" -Clutch
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: "Budec" <budec@qwest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 1:57 AM
Message-ID: <mboe7.900$dv1.870573@news.uswest.net>

"nu-monet" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3B79CF55.4941@succeeds.com...
> NPSMARIA@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> > Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of
> > the Subgenius. Interesting web site?
>
>
> I think they folded in the late 70s. The guy who ran it,
> I think his name was John Stange or something, died or
> was killed.
>
> --
> "There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."

Bzzz sorry the correct answer is:

Gondon Fletcher.. (tap tap) Gondon Fletcher.

Technically I don't think they "folded", the entire mass suicide thing proved
fatal.

It disappointed my grandma so when they didn't come back as jumpy frogs. To
this day though, she still believes that if you lick and suck on a jumpy frog
you can see with "Bob's" eyes, feel with his pipe or taste with his nipples...
something like that. We had to put her down last month because she was rabid.

Sometimes I ask my parents, was that really grandma or a old talking dog. They
reply "Someday son we need to talk about the birds and bees, I have a tape you
might want to watch".

But I have said to much. Our snipers are watching you!

Jack
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: hiway@news.speakeasy.org (Field Marshall Stack)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 3:20 AM
Message-ID: <slrn9nk8kg.2u8.hiway@hiway.dsl.speakeasy.org>

On Wed, 15 Aug 2001 00:57:59 -0500, kevbob <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote:
>"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com> wrote
>> fish fucking satanistic pirates, the lot of them.
>>
>> ARRRRR WHERE BE ME SEA BISCUIT?
>
>i ate it.
>
>i like biscuits.
>
>they fail to suck in 87 distinct ways.
>

What about triscuits? Or chicken-in-a-biscuit?

--
Field Marshall Stack hiway@speakeasy.org
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
-Peter Tork
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: "illuminatrix" <dhazel@fnord.friend.ly.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 4:29 AM
Message-ID: <tnkd43d8hl85e3@corp.supernews.com>

<NPSMARIA@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:4904-3B79CA8D-194@storefull-105.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
> Interesting web site?
>

unfortunately "Bob" came to an untimely end earlier this year.
but he lived a good life.
not incredibly productive, what with his wacky ideas about "slack" and the
"luck plane" and all, but ... well... lets be honest here, Dobbs got more
poontang than any 10 rock stars.
in the end though i think all the drugs and alcohol caught up to him.
something just pushed him over the edge and he went and tried that crazy
auto-erotic-asphyxiation stunt. [that guy had a libido that just wouldnt
quit.]
anyway... this photo was taken july 5th in upstate new york ..

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/4XDay/4XDpics/MISC-TN/_blair_d
obbs_project.html

help keep the memory of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs alive by making a donation to
The SubGenius Foundation
PO Box 140306 Dallas, TX 75214

at least he didn't go on the crapper...
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 6:30 AM
Message-ID: <Zase7.12021$l7.3171240@typhoon.nyc.rr.com>

<NPSMARIA@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:4904-3B79CA8D-194@storefull-105.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
> Interesting web site?
>

I was just about to ask you the same thing.... Well?

-SExmortus
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Subject: Re: CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
From: lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2001 8:46 AM
Message-ID: <26a3a89e.0108150446.4794ebd9@posting.google.com>

"Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com> wrote in message news:<Zase7.12021$l7.3171240@typhoon.nyc.rr.com>...
> <NPSMARIA@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:4904-3B79CA8D-194@storefull-105.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> > Does anyone know Bob and any info on the Church of the Subgenius.
> > Interesting web site?
> >

A must see website for Subgeniuses:

www.bonsaikitten.com

Trust me.

-LY

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