------you wrote----------
: (why yes, we ARE all whores for Stang...except NENSLO who is his own
: whore.)
As THE Aprostate Pimpin' Fresh Frozen Razor of Shamble-Blah, it would be my observation that you don't know a pimp from a whore...
DO YU CUM IN YOUR OWN CREAMY SAUCE? HOW LONG DO I MICROWAVE YOU?
SWILL THE SWIRLING SCURVY WHIRLING CURDS OF DOING IT MY WAY
I pimped White Hot Nippled Dominatrix Are For Kids Barbie
I pimped the Great Gray Nunsnake Alopeesha Darnell
I pimped Margret Thacher (BEFORE oBo bought her contract)
I taught Nancy and Babs that butt-to-butt two-headed dildo thing RIGHT IN THE FUCKING OVAL OFFICE, ON THE DESK, BUY GAWD, JUST WHERE ABE MADE MARY SQUEAL LIKE A STUCK SUCKLING HOGGLETTEAN
some buy, some sell... I STEAL, DESPOIL, DESTROY, and trade for unknowable quantities of unfathomable STUFF...
I consume, obliterate, immolate, and eviscerate... BEFORE I marinate
(which is often, 'cause people who marinate think they're awful "hep" and
other beatnik jazz terms)
barbie barbie barbie bar--- GOT IT
Angry Mutant BITCH Barbie
Truckstop Bodhisatva Barbie
Tie-Die Hippie Hashashin Barbie
Try-Laterroll Knight of Malted Barbie
Woman In Black Barbie
Jam THIS Up Yer Ass and Pull The Ripcord Barbie
Easter Island Head Barbie
C.Tomas Howell Pavillion Eating Barbie
Silent Secret Sacred Seersucker Barbie
7 Nuclear Penile Extrusions Barbie
Saint Barbie of the Knife
W.W.F. Pro-Wrestling Barbie
Toe of THUNDER Barbie
you brought this on by claiming we were all whores for stangthing...
SQUEAK FOR YOURSELF, SMURFBLOSSOM!
I, my poor humble self, i, AM A MUTHER FUCKING ANTI-HERO OF THE DEVOLUTION, A BACKWARDS WHIRLWIND OF ALBUMINAL SPEW WITH LARGE GREASY CHUNKS OF PERMAKILL SMARTRAGE GEL (TM) AND SHARPENED BONE FRAGMENTS AND THINGS THAT GO PLOP AND
SPLAT AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A WHORE WHEN YOU WON'T PAY PROPER RESPECT FOR MY HARD-STOLEN SLUTHOOD...
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SUFFERED HORRIBLY IN YOUR PERFECT HAPPY LIFE, AND THIS IS WHY YOU'D CALL ASS-TRAIL HORRORS AND SHIT INTO YOUR AREA OF INFLUENCE... I HOPE YOUR TALISMATIK (TM) IS CHARGED, AND YOU NEED HOSEWORK DONE, BECAUSE THE VARIETY OF B-GHOUL THIRD RANK OLD STREET SUCCUBUS THAT'LL ANSWER SUCH A HORRID
VIOLATION OF MY NETHER REGIONS AIN'T GONNA BE OF MUCH USE FOR MUCH ELSE, AND BESIDES, THEY STINK!
but hey, if that's what YOU NEED... $21.17 per unit.
NOTE: WE'RE SORRY, BUT OUR ACCOUNTING OFFICES WILL NO LONGER EXCEPT QUATLOOS
ICEKNIFE
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Subject: Re: Duuuh... where's the FAQ?
From: bmyers@ionet.net (Tarla)
iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) wrote:
Tarla (that would be me) wrote:
>: (why yes, we ARE all whores for Stang...except NENSLO who is his own
>: whore.)
and iceknife responded:
>As THE Aprostate Pimpin' Fresh Frozen Razor of Shamble-Blah, it would
>be my observation that you don't know a pimp from a whore...
>we do the work, advertising, etc. Stang gets the money...that's a
>whore as far as I'm concerned. That's not to say that Stang isn't
>working too, just that he's whoring for Dobbs.
>DO YU CUM IN YOUR OWN CREAMY SAUCE? HOW LONG DO I MICROWAVE
>YOU?
Of course.... 30 seconds, make a 1/4 turn, another 30 seconds, and I
should be warm enough to eat.
>SWILL THE SWIRLING SCURVY WHIRLING CURDS OF DOING IT MY WAY
Suck my dody like an ice cream sody
>I pimped White Hot Nippled Dominatrix Are For Kids Barbie
Barbie makes a great 'french tickler'
>I pimped the Great Gray Nunsnake Alopeesha Darnell
But did she make you any money at all?
>I pimped Margret Thacher (BEFORE oBo bought her contract)
and THIS one...ugly as homemade sin, with a voice that could warp
space, oh yeah, a real cash cow is old Maggie.
>I taught Nancy and Babs that butt-to-butt two-headed dildo thing RIGHT
>IN THE FUCKING OVAL OFFICE, ON THE DESK, BUY GAWD, JUST WHERE
>ABE MADE MARY SQUEAL LIKE A STUCK SUCKLING HOGGLETTEAN
Dear "Bob", Man, have you no shame? They could have locked wrinkles
and been seriously damaged!
You think Mary squealed for Abe? Why do you think she bought a one-way
ticket to Looneyville when Tad took a dirtnap, Hmmm? Put's a whole new
twist on the term "mother love", don't it?
>some buy, some sell... I STEAL, DESPOIL, DESTROY, and trade for
>unknowable quantities of unfathomable STUFF...
I fold, spindle, mutate, trade souls on the black market...
>I consume, obliterate, immolate, and eviscerate... BEFORE I marinate
>(which is often, 'cause people who marinate think they're awful "hep" and
>other beatnik jazz terms)
I subsume, regurgitate, fondle, and mangle before I grind my own
coffee, because people who own their own espresso machines
rarely wear berets.
>barbie barbie barbie bar--- GOT IT
>Angry Mutant BITCH Barbie
etc.
>Toe of THUNDER Barbie
You forget "Pearl Necklace Barbie"
"Lesbian Barbie and her bitch, Midge"
"The Best Little Barbie in Texas"
"Spank-me with a hairbrush Barbie"
"Seattle Ken" (comes with plaid shirt, dbl skinny decaf latte, and
shotgun)
>you brought this on by claiming we were all whores for stangthing...
Yes I did, but I LIKE whoring for Stanky
>SQUEAK FOR YOURSELF, SMURFBLOSSOM!
I can squeak for no other, though I try like crazy.
>I, my poor humble self, i, AM A MUTHER FUCKING ANTI-HERO OF THE
>DEVOLUTION, A BACKWARDS WHIRLWIND OF ALBUMINAL SPEW WITH
>LARGE GREASY CHUNKS OF PERMAKILL SMARTRAGE GEL (TM) AND
>SHARPENED BONE FRAGMENTS AND THINGS THAT GO PLOP AND
>SPLAT AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A WHORE WHEN YOU
>WON'T PAY PROPER RESPECT FOR MY HARD-STOLEN SLUTHOOD...
So sue me, or kill me...whatever
>YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SUFFERED HORRIBLY IN YOUR PERFECT HAPPY
>LIFE, AND THIS IS WHY YOU'D CALL ASS-TRAIL HORRORS AND SHIT INTO
>YOUR AREA OF INFLUENCE... I HOPE YOUR TALISMATIK (TM) IS
>CHARGED, AND YOU NEED HOSEWORK DONE, BECAUSE THE
>VARIETY OF B-GHOUL THIRD RANK OLD STREET SUCCUBUS THAT'LL
>ANSWER SUCH A HORRID VIOLATION OF MY NETHER REGIONS AIN'T
>GONNA BE OF MUCH USE FOR MUCH ELSE, AND BESIDES, THEY STINK!
Thanks, but I already have my own succubus. Your nether region
stink?...mmmm, tasty!
>but hey, if that's what YOU NEED... $21.17 per unit.
what? that's outrageous...I won't pay! You give me everything I want
now...no, you give me everything I don't want now! no, you just do
what I tell you to and don't go asking me to pay for it, because I am
the fucking light of heaven, the queen of all I survey, the hot-shit
that's got shit, the zing in everyone's thing...are you listening?
Quit playing with yourself, and pay attention...oh forget it, I can
see we won't get anything done as long as you have that handtoy
out...carry on.
>NOTE: WE'RE SORRY, BUT OUR ACCOUNTING OFFICES WILL NO LONGER
>EXCEPT QUATLOOS
How 'bout Confederate dollars?
>ICEKNIFE
yer ever lovin',
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