Iain Cunningham (me92idc@brunel.ac.uk) wrote:
: Yes quite, but to all the subgenii out there (is that the right word
: for the acolytes (?) of Bob?), I have a few questions for you all.
: 1) The purpose of the Church of the SubGenius, what is it?
: 2) What is, and how do I achieve slack?
: 3) Is there a FAQ for this group that answers my questions? If so
: where is it?
You have in fact just posted the Frequently Asked Questions.
This is the one and only newsgroup in all of Usenetdom which is honest
enough to call the frequently asked questions just that, and not some boring list of Frequently Supplied Answers to Frequently Asked Questions (FSAtFAQ).
You want answers, make them up yourself, or fork over the cash.
Both, actually. Not to be snotty or anything -- that's just how it is.
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Hypercyberelectronetworkminister,
ll ll genetically perfect Yeti specimen,
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Subject: Re: ARTICLE IN FACE MAGAZINE
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
me92idc@brunel.ac.uk (Iain Cunningham) wrote:
>
> Yes quite, but to all the subgenii out there (is that the right word
> for the acolytes (?) of Bob?), I have a few questions for you all.
>
> 1) The purpose of the Church of the SubGenius, what is it?
Slack, Time Control, and Supremacy over the Humans.
> 2) What is, and how do I achieve slack?
Slack is ... indescribable. Slack comes when the Luck Plane aligns
itself with you, and everything happens the way you want it. This is
not some wussy philosophy where you kill the ego, but BLOAT it because
you know that you'll get everything you want.
When you're a kid on Christmas morning, surrounded by your recently-
opened toys, there is Slack. The first time you ask a girl out and
she says "yes" enthusiastically, there is Slack. When events just
seem to "connect" around you, there is Slack.
BUT! So many mere Humans confuse Slack with money. Money can help
with Slack, but it is by no means a substitute for Slack. Slack
involves being able to appreciate what you have. So Slack is not just
material success, but a mental attitude that is not fettered by
standard Human neuroses.
> 3) Is there a FAQ for this group that answers my questions? If so
> where is it?
The FAQ ... there is not really one. Less than a week ago, someone
was asking yer questions, and I tossed together something to hopefully
> That's all really. I found out a little bit about the Church from
> an article in "SKY" magazine (published in the UK), on the worship
> of Bob.
It's "Bob", always in quotes. Why, I don't know; but it is.
> The article gave more
> questions than answers really, it did mention that the Church has
> a branch in the UK, in Brighton, is this the only one? Or is it
> a wholly Merkin enterprise.
You are welcome to start your own branch, you know. You don't even
need to worry too much about "orthodoxy", since you are ENCOURAGED
to schism at the first available opportunity.
Just because you aren't "bad" doesn't mean you're "good." If you aren't
DOING anything about the Bad Guys, you're nothing but a "plot device" that
the Bad Guys OR the Good Guys are going to USE.
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Subject: Re: ARTICLE IN FACE MAGAZINE
From: rwo@wasp.eng.ufl.edu (Poopie the Sailor Man)
me92idc@brunel.ac.uk (Iain Cunningham) writes:
:1) The purpose of the Church of the SubGenius, what is it?
It's for people like us. For some morbid yucks. For some
bludgeon humor. It's for laughs. It's for something that's
hard to explain unless you send a dollar to Texas. Our currency
is devalued well enough that EVERYONE in the FORMER FREE-WORLD can
afford to send a dollar to find out what it is. Or I could
twiddle the computer a bit to bring up an online propaganda file.
It's paint-by-numbers surrealism and prepackaged counter-culture
in a convient over the counter extra big one size mocks all
world religions one-world religion-to-end-all-cults. Visit a
Web-site in Ireland sir?
:2) What is, and how do I achieve slack?
Slack? It's sort of like an orgasm. Except it's more difficult
to explain. It's how you feel after you've screwed yourself
REAL GOOD. I mean a REALLY great MIND FUCK that leaves you just
floating around out there in the further reaches of ETERNITY
drifting on a cloud of 'Frop-smoke ('Frop is *not* *a* *drug*,
it's a herb that only grows at... Oh, buy the Church Pamphlet
and smoke *that*... it's the next best thing.)
Slack is whatever you want it to be, only it's BETTER than that.
:3) Is there a FAQ for this group that answers my questions? If so
: where is it?
SubG/EndTimesPamphlet.txt
SubG/OnlinePamphlet.txt
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SubG/end_all_cults.txt
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Is today's youth more fucked up than the previous generation?
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Which of the following words describe YOU?
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healing; pyramid power; ancient astronauts; 'ghosts;' trance
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The world condition these days is: bad; good; funny; as expected.
Right now, you would like to have more:
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OTHER:
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