THE END OF THE WORLD headlines

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Forwarded message:

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:
OJ AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!

Ladies Home Journal:
LOSE 10 POUNDS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN, TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES

Inc. Magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

The New York Times:
MILLIONS SEE HUMAN IN SKY, CLAIM IT'S JESUS CHRIST;
CLINTON ADMINISTRATION BLAMES RELIGIOUS RIGHT
Inside: Commentary by Stephen Hawking, Anthony Lewis,
A. N. Wilson, Harold Kushner, Steven Jay Gould, Yanni

Mad Magazine:
Yes, Me Worry

Christianity Today:
Now Do You Believe Us??

Consumer Reports:
Heat-Resistant Long Johns -- We Test 10 Brands

L'Osservatore Romano:
The Lord Accepts Holy Father's Invitation

Ms. Magazine:
The Messiah -- Redemption, or More Male Oppression?
We ask Bella Abzug, Betty Friedan, Ellen Goodman, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Anita Hill, Starhawk, Virginia Ramey Mollenkott, and Shirley MacLaine.

The Skeptical Inquirer:
The Final Judgment -- Just Another Hoax?
By James Randi

The New York Post:
THE END

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Albert Einstein
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