My first post as a Subgeni
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 11:02:22 GMT
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Well i just picked up my $30 salvation kit from the post office, and pooooor
old stang had to pay almost $10 just to get it here :-)
Well what Can I say? Already everything is going in my way, just today my
personal loan was approved, there was $15 off a bottle of Smirnoff and I
didnt have to do fuck all at work!!
Some may say this is just a joke religion, and well whatever but umm well ya
know "fuck em if they can't take a joke"
PRAISE BoB!
- Rev Chain Smerker
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 12:53:41 GMT
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> Well i just picked up my $30 salvation kit from the post office, and pooooor
> old stang had to pay almost $10 just to get it here :-)
>
> Well what Can I say? Already everything is going in my way, just today my
> personal loan was approved, there was $15 off a bottle of Smirnoff and I
> didnt have to do fuck all at work!!
>
> Some may say this is just a joke religion, and well whatever but umm well ya
> know "fuck em if they can't take a joke"
>
> PRAISE BoB!
>
> - Rev Chain Smerker
Well, let me be the first to say welcome, howdy, bien venidos a mi pesadilla!
I just retired from a thirty-year career as a greeter at Wal-Mart, so you can't
really expect a more professional greeting, eh? The Slack is on aisle #8, and
ladies wear in on aisle #13. Snacks, crisps, and condiments are on aisle #72.
Marmite and Bovril are on aisle #197.
I've never been to Austrailia, but I have a friend who got a parcel of land
in Queensland. What I have found on the 'net is that there are a lot of fine
bullwhips, stock whips, cudgels and coshes made from 'roo leather by
Austrailians.
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.
Correspondent:: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 10:35:59 -0800
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message news:<2j%md.40362$K7.17544@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
> Well i just picked up my $30 salvation kit from the post office, and pooooor
> old stang had to pay almost $10 just to get it here :-)
>
> Well what Can I say? Already everything is going in my way, just today my
> personal loan was approved, there was $15 off a bottle of Smirnoff and I
> didnt have to do fuck all at work!!
>
>
> Some may say this is just a joke religion, and well whatever but umm well ya
> know "fuck em if they can't take a joke"
>
> PRAISE BoB!
>
> - Rev Chain Smerker
Welcome aboard! I don't usually post here either (not recently
anyway), and all these good-natured folks hang around here in
alt.slack for YEARS awaiting the moment where I drop in for some cheap
entertainment.
Ahh. Good to know some things don't change where the government makes
sure geeks have access to fiber-optic cable no matter WHERE they move.
Wooo!
On a hauntingly related note, I saw the Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
lately. Sad. Considering what's happening to my friends, including
Subgeniuses like SEx and Rev. Sun Nguyen, I'm beginning to understand
that having a house is more responsibility than having children.
So here's your first piece of SubG advice, dood:
DON'T BUY, JUST RENT!
Hope that's not what your personal loan was for.
Heh,
-APLY
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 11:42:56 -0700
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Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote:
>
> On a hauntingly related note, I saw the Reverend
> Sinphaltimus Exmortus lately. Sad. Considering
> what's happening to my friends, including
> Subgeniuses like SEx and Rev. Sun Nguyen, I'm
> beginning to understand that having a house is
> more responsibility than having children.
>
> So here's your first piece of SubG advice, dood:
> DON'T BUY, JUST RENT!
>
As far as I'm concerned, that advice applies to
marriage and children, too.
--
"Pleasure me, you rental wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo the John'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:52:11 GMT
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In article <419CED30.2F77@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote:
> >
> > On a hauntingly related note, I saw the Reverend
> > Sinphaltimus Exmortus lately. Sad. Considering
> > what's happening to my friends, including
> > Subgeniuses like SEx and Rev. Sun Nguyen, I'm
> > beginning to understand that having a house is
> > more responsibility than having children.
>> > So here's your first piece of SubG advice, dood:
> > DON'T BUY, JUST RENT!
> >
> > As far as I'm concerned, that advice applies to
> marriage and children, too.
Same goes for beer and peyote. RECYCLE, that's my motto.
--
HellPope Huey
I am not a conservative crossdresser, but IT COULD HAPPEN!!
YES!!! MY KIND SHALL something something!!
And if you gaze for long into an abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
When you gaze into the abyss,
Mrs. Barstow pokes you in the eye
and screams at you to plug up that hole in her shower stall
or she'll KICK YOU INNA NUTS.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 19 Nov 2004 13:49:01 GMT
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lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI) wrote in
news:231b626.0411181035.63623192@posting.google.com:
> So here's your first piece of SubG advice, dood:
> DON'T BUY, JUST RENT!
>
Say WHAT??!? My home is my DOBBS-DAMNED *"SLACKMANSION" CASTLE!! No
landlord to give me grief, I can POUND HOLES in the walls if I DAMN WELL
PLEASE. Being a borderline "old fart", I can yell at the kids to GET OFF MY
LAWN and abuse their eyesockets by washing the car in bathing trunks and
letting my gut bob happily in the sun. I have a fireplace, and KNOW HOW TO
USE IT! And my dogs have free run of a fully fenced in back yard.
My home is THE BIGGEST STASH OF SLACK I HAVE! Anyone who rents is at the
mercy of an evil overlord who JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY EVERY MONTH and can
tell you "Whoops, I sold the property, you'll have to leave!" And I HATE
moving.
*"SlackMansion" (c) 2004 Rev. Ivan Stang, some yahoo living up in
Cleveland, OH.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Slack & autopsies go together like strap-ons and polishing grit:
the nature of the song depends on which side of the dong you're on."
-- HellPope Huey