The 100th year of the Monkey is upon us

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Sun, Jul 13, 2003

My brother, a non-believer, even so is a devoted conspirologist. He
started reading and memorizing Fate magazines back in the 1960s, and is
a walking index for all the Art Bell broadcasts ever sent out over the
airwaves. Anything to do with the occult, UFOs, Tibet, Inca/Maya/Aztec,
he's got covered somewhere.

Today he informed me that this year is the 100th year of the Monkey.

And, that in a secret military facility, there is a group of 300
specially selected "remote viewers" gathered. Their mission: to find
and do away with Saddam Hussein. This is a project that uniquely can
take place only in the 100th year of the Monkey.

Because, the 100th year of the Monkey marks the dawn of the second age
of mankind, where man finally will awaken to his hidden powers of
telekinesis, the ability to see objects in dimensions beyond 3, and of
course, the special science of remote viewing, where one can be in a
trance and concentrate and see events occurring anywhere on the planet.

Not only that but he says that the Air Force has military jets that are
100% thought controlled. They were built using some of the technology
that was hacked from the UFOs that landed in Roswell, NM. It's taken
all this time, but the engineers now have the technology to fly a combat
jet entirely without a pilot, just like the UFOs were controlled.

Indeed, if this is true, it's going to revolutionize the defense and
travel businesses. You won't have to travel anywhere, because you'll be
able to fine tune your innate ability to see things at a distance, and
no soldiers will have to die as we wipe out races with our
though-controlled aircraft.

Not to mention that, cats, because of their slitted eyes, have always
been able to view things in higher dimensions. That's why they have
peculiar reactions at times. They are seeing things presently invisible
to merehume eyes. Pretty soon, we'll be able to use our innate powers
to view these same scenes.

Wow. I better review my retirement fund investments.

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
> My brother, a non-believer, even so is a devoted conspirologist. He
> started reading and memorizing Fate magazines back in the 1960s, and is
> a walking index for all the Art Bell broadcasts ever sent out over the
> airwaves. Anything to do with the occult, UFOs, Tibet, Inca/Maya/Aztec,
> he's got covered somewhere.
>
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>
> Not only that but he says that the Air Force has military jets that are
> 100% thought controlled. They were built using some of the technology
> that was hacked from the UFOs that landed in Roswell, NM. It's taken
> all this time, but the engineers now have the technology to fly a combat
> jet entirely without a pilot, just like the UFOs were controlled.
>
> Indeed, if this is true, it's going to revolutionize the defense and
> travel businesses. You won't have to travel anywhere, because you'll be
> able to fine tune your innate ability to see things at a distance, and
> no soldiers will have to die as we wipe out races with our
> though-controlled aircraft.

Heh! Heh! bullshit!

It just so happens the company I work for is making the training devices for
the USAF F-22's These mock up cockpits will be mounted in a trainer
with full multimedia facilities, one big computer game.
The thing is controlled by switches and control levers, no mind control
devices to be found.
Great care was taken to use real switches mounted within 1/16th inch of a
real control panel so that the feel of the trainer will be as exact as
the real cockpit. Muscle memory is the key, much of flying an F-22
is done by feel.

They will train over and over and over on these devices til they can hit
the right switch without having to think much or look for them.

Yes, the loonies are all so full of theory without an ounce of
backround knowledge.

We are doing other training devices, for mechanics training to fix hydrolic
systems, to take an engine out, or maintain weapons systems.

Not a bit of alien technology to be found. Just the usual hydraulic pumps,
servos, generators, plain old jet engines, electrical wiring, actually most
of the technololgy isn't really that new. Its mostly 25 year old
technology, tried and true and polished and tested.
Some of the computer stuff is only ten year old technology though.
maybe they could find some alien technology to stop 5000 PSI hydraulic
leaks, one of the big problems on aircraft.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

wbarwell:
>>We's gotses bids out on the Joint Strike Fighter trainers.<<

Trainers indeed. What's it like, tell me, to be jacking around dummy
test gear using "conventional" technology, when you are but a dupe for
the REAL mind controlled/anti grav equipment they actually use on the
battlefield?

Why, just today there was a post here about anti-grav info that listed
several patents. Odd, the people who patented the stuff haven't been
heard from since. Really no surprise.

Get those nuclei spinning the wrong way in a magnetic field strong
enough, and you've built a gravity shield worthy of Caver! The patents
cover use of materials consisting of THEN known elements. Heh, heh,
that is until they built one with an Element 301 core.

Let's be frank about this. Surely you are familiar with the old movie
Capricorn One. You're just a pawn helping out with a huge CON sham.

And that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ever wonder why they never made
another Buckaroo Bonzai movie? Think that overthruster was just a plot
device? Think again, Monkey Boy.

Hey, I'm sorry if this ruins the next work day for you. There you are
trying not to have oil spooge out of some mechanical sham tiger, when
the real wars are fought with the GOOD stuff. Hope I didn't burst your
bubble, keep up the good work.

I am after all a hawkish Republican. The real truth is hard to take, I
know.

And the REAL truth is, you power up that anti gravity shield and if you
aim it the right way (I'm talking the right vector in 4 space), you go
back in time. Yep, if you miss the first time, you get a second pass
over the target and nobody sees you coming.

In fact, that's Bush's plan if this whole Iraq thing turns sour. Got a
whole battery of them aimed at Iraq. The minute he senses the public
not liking the idea about the fake African nuke shit enough, he'll pop
the switch and bingo, the Saddam statue will be right back in the square
and nobody will even have to say, gee, sorry. Blix will have his old
job back and the stock market will go straight to dog poop once again.

Sell short.

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PS extra credit if you can tell me where the reference to Caver came
from. Hint: Selenites.

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
> Today he informed me that this year is
> the 100th year of the Monkey...the 100th
> year of the Monkey marks the dawn of the
> second age of mankind, where man finally
> will awaken to his hidden powers of
> telekinesis, the ability to see objects
> in dimensions beyond 3, and of course,
> the special science of remote viewing,
> where one can be in a trance and concentrate
> and see events occurring anywhere on the
> planet.
>

Ah, but *next* year is the 327th year of the
Dung Beetle, when those who write what is
written on the walls of destiny may roll
their shit into little balls.

--
"Aha! You are French?
Nipple twists!"
(twists nipples)
--nu-monet

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